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Subject: Hazing the New Guy: Suggestions for DeeJ

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Okay, so, seeing as I'm sure most of us read DeeJ's first news post and (subsequently) also read the end of it, I'm sure you all know by now that today is National Haze DeeJ Day.

Now that the exposition is out of the way, the point of this thread may be brought to light. What should we do to haze him? Sure, he's been in the community for quite a long time, but he could hardly be considered a well known or popular poster (emphasized by all the posters in the original "New Community Manager" who had no idea who he was).

So I'll present you with my question again... How should we, or Bungie, haze DeeJ?

P.S. I'm still in favor of giving him 100 pleated khakis and telling him he can't leave work until he "un-pleats" all of them.

  • 11.16.2011 3:11 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

You guys need to find something better to discuss, lol.

OT: re-wire Bungie studios

  • 11.16.2011 3:21 AM PDT

Community Clash: The Community vs DeeJ.


15 vs 1 Invasion Snipers on Breakpoint.

Elites get camo, community is blue.

[Edited on 11.16.2011 5:55 AM PST]

  • 11.16.2011 5:50 AM PDT

You are all constructs of my solipsist mind.

Send him through the gauntlet.

  • 11.16.2011 5:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: r c takedown
Yax is a shining beacon in these dark times. You should all strive to be more like Yax.

Posted by: spartain ken 15
You guys need to find something better to discuss, lol.
If this post was any more ironic I'd use it to iron my pants.

  • 11.16.2011 6:00 AM PDT

"Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave." -Shishka

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http://www.bungie.net/News/Blog.aspx?mode=news#cid32227

Let him figure it out for himself.

  • 11.16.2011 6:07 AM PDT
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"Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute. " ~Gil Stern

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." ~Albert Einstein

"What did I just drink?"~Socrates

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Too bad that was yesterday and not today...

  • 11.16.2011 6:09 AM PDT
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The ring... OF FIRE!
Posted by: xNiGhThAwKx19
Send him through the gauntlet.

  • 11.16.2011 8:21 AM PDT


Posted by: Yax
Posted by: spartain ken 15
You guys need to find something better to discuss, lol.
If this post was any more ironic I'd use it to iron my pants.


Post of the day right here.

  • 11.16.2011 8:40 AM PDT

What's up with all the -blam!-ing negativity?
Stop it.

Member of KOTOR

Keer-Meet
God of Destruction


Posted by: coolmike699

Posted by: Yax
Posted by: spartain ken 15
You guys need to find something better to discuss, lol.
If this post was any more ironic I'd use it to iron my pants.


Post of the day right here.

  • 11.16.2011 8:42 AM PDT

Furry At Heart,
Furry Forever óÓÒò

Supreme mastery therefore, is not to be victorious in all your battles; supreme excellence is to be victorious without fighting.

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. "

Hazing is dumb.

Just tell the guy things he should know and let experience haze him.

  • 11.16.2011 8:50 AM PDT

I was young, I was surviving the times. Waiting for my moment I was destined to shine. And I seized it!


Posted by: Leprechaun209

Posted by: coolmike699

Posted by: Yax
Posted by: spartain ken 15
You guys need to find something better to discuss, lol.
If this post was any more ironic I'd use it to iron my pants.


Post of the day right here.

*week.

OT: shave his head as he sleeps.

  • 11.16.2011 9:02 AM PDT

Hazing will be provided for. Invitations to join the riot will be issued. As for some quality face time in-game, I would love nothing more. I have full intentions to maintain office hours in the experience of your choosing. A gamertag will be linked to this account immediately upon establishment of a permanent basecamp on the west coast.

Soon, friends. Soon. I have hundreds of new coworkers to meet. I have a new city in which to settle. This is a call for patience. Once I am comfortable in my new surroundings, you won't be able to escape me. I know you all want to carve your initials into my shiny new armor. Plans are in the works. There are moving pieces in play over which I have no control.

Soon...

  • 11.16.2011 9:08 AM PDT
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"Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute. " ~Gil Stern

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." ~Albert Einstein

"What did I just drink?"~Socrates

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Posted by: DeeJ
A gamertag will be linked to this account immediately upon establishment of a permanent basecamp on the west coast.


Are you required to do this for this job or is more of just something you want to do?

  • 11.16.2011 9:10 AM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.


Posted by: DeeJ
Hazing will be provided for. Invitations to join the riot will be issued. As for some quality face time in-game, I would love nothing more. I have full intentions to maintain office hours in the experience of your choosing. A gamertag will be linked to this account immediately upon establishment of a permanent basecamp on the west coast.

Soon, friends. Soon. I have hundreds of new coworkers to meet. I have a new city in which to settle. This is a call for patience. Once I am comfortable in my new surroundings, you won't be able to escape me. I know you all want to carve your initials into my shiny new armor. Plans are in the works. There are moving pieces in play over which I have no control.

Soon...
I challenge you to Halo Reach vanilla lol. If I win... Well, I get bragging rights. If you win, well... You're an employee, you get bragging rights no matter what. :/

  • 11.16.2011 9:10 AM PDT

"If you treat people right, they will treat you right - ninety percent of the time."
-Franklin D. Roosevelt

"No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected."
-John-117

I suggest that Urk give DeeJ a swirly.

  • 11.16.2011 9:12 AM PDT


Posted by: DeeJ
I know you all want to carve your initials into my shiny new armor. Plans are in the works. There are moving pieces in play over which I have no control.

Soon...

customizable armor DLC confirmed

[Edited on 11.16.2011 9:15 AM PST]

  • 11.16.2011 9:15 AM PDT


Posted by: DeeJ
. I know you all want to carve your initials into my shiny new armor. Plans are in the works.
Soon...



I'm carving mine on your butt plate.

[Edited on 11.16.2011 9:33 AM PST]

  • 11.16.2011 9:22 AM PDT

Posted by: drummer0702
Posted by: DeeJ
A gamertag will be linked to this account immediately upon establishment of a permanent basecamp on the west coast.


Are you required to do this for this job or is more of just something you want to do?


The only thing that is required of me at this new job is to arrive sometime before lunch, keep hot coffee in urk's mug, and wear blue jeans - although I might sneak some cargoes into the mix from time to time. Otherwise, the directives for how I will perform in this role are very loose.

Playing games with all of you [okay, SOME of you] is absolutely something I want to do. That's why we are all here. Right?

In time...

  • 11.16.2011 9:29 AM PDT
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"Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute. " ~Gil Stern

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." ~Albert Einstein

"What did I just drink?"~Socrates

Buyer's Guide: Headphones|Google Chrome Themes|Arena Spreadsheet

Posted by: DeeJ
The only thing that is required of me at this new job is to arrive sometime before lunch, keep hot coffee in urk's mug, and wear blue jeans - although I might sneak some cargoes into the mix from time to time. Otherwise, the directives for how I will perform in this role are very loose.

Playing games with all of you [okay, SOME of you] is absolutely something I want to do. That's why we are all here. Right?

In time...


You're going to log on an have around 50-100 friend invites the second you make it public. (Depending on how many friends you have already)

I wish the best of luck to you on that one. Haha

  • 11.16.2011 9:33 AM PDT

The Community Guy playing Halo with Bnet fans? Oh dear. Now isn't that an interesting concept. Here's hoping it's the start of us on Bungie.net getting updates and information first, before it gets sent out to, say, Neogaf or a magazine or something.

  • 11.16.2011 9:41 AM PDT


Posted by: DeeJ
Posted by: drummer0702
Posted by: DeeJ
A gamertag will be linked to this account immediately upon establishment of a permanent basecamp on the west coast.


Are you required to do this for this job or is more of just something you want to do?


The only thing that is required of me at this new job is to arrive sometime before lunch, keep hot coffee in urk's mug, and wear blue jeans - although I might sneak some cargoes into the mix from time to time. Otherwise, the directives for how I will perform in this role are very loose.

Playing games with all of you [okay, SOME of you] is absolutely something I want to do. That's why we are all here. Right?

In time...

I'm going to spam you invites to play the campaign LASO.

Expect it.

  • 11.16.2011 9:42 AM PDT

What's up with all the -blam!-ing negativity?
Stop it.

Member of KOTOR

Keer-Meet
God of Destruction


Posted by: DeeJ

Playing games with all of you [okay, SOME of you] is absolutely something I want to do. That's why we are all here. Right?


I'd be willing to play a bit of Halo.

  • 11.16.2011 9:50 AM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

Is this the Achronos version of soon? If so then I guess it will never come to pass.
Posted by: DeeJ
Hazing will be provided for. Invitations to join the riot will be issued. As for some quality face time in-game, I would love nothing more. I have full intentions to maintain office hours in the experience of your choosing. A gamertag will be linked to this account immediately upon establishment of a permanent basecamp on the west coast.

Soon, friends. Soon. I have hundreds of new coworkers to meet. I have a new city in which to settle. This is a call for patience. Once I am comfortable in my new surroundings, you won't be able to escape me. I know you all want to carve your initials into my shiny new armor. Plans are in the works. There are moving pieces in play over which I have no control.

Soon...

  • 11.16.2011 10:22 AM PDT

Oh hey there

Posted by: petarded2
It's a metaphor for the 07s' lack of identity. too old to be newfa­g, yet too new to be oldfa­g, we wander b.net in search of a home, forever trying to be something we are not.

Zing.
Posted by: Achilles1108
Is this the Achronos version of soon? If so then I guess it will never come to pass.

  • 11.16.2011 10:26 AM PDT

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