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Subject: Hazing the New Guy: Suggestions for DeeJ

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My old Halo account: karsttheninja99


Posted by: DeeJ
Posted by: drummer0702
Posted by: DeeJ
A gamertag will be linked to this account immediately upon establishment of a permanent basecamp on the west coast.


Are you required to do this for this job or is more of just something you want to do?


The only thing that is required of me at this new job is to arrive sometime before lunch, keep hot coffee in urk's mug, and wear blue jeans - although I might sneak some cargoes into the mix from time to time. Otherwise, the directives for how I will perform in this role are very loose.

Playing games with all of you [okay, SOME of you] is absolutely something I want to do. That's why we are all here. Right?

In time...
Heres some advice, if you want Urk's job, bring a grill

  • 11.16.2011 10:27 AM PDT

What's up with all the -blam!-ing negativity?
Stop it.

Member of KOTOR

Keer-Meet
God of Destruction


Posted by: DeeJ
I have hundreds of new coworkers to meet.



Hundreds?

Bungie, how big is your new project?

  • 11.16.2011 11:10 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

I think we need a community carnage initiation.

  • 11.16.2011 11:44 AM PDT
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***Aberrant Designs***

Finished the fight on September 26,2007, 10:49pm EST
Remembered Reach on September 15th, 2010 9:30pm EST

Change my username to "Velocithon". I recently made an alternate account so in the future I could link my gamer tag to it and abandon this account. But I leik mah blue bars.

Change this name to 'Velocithon' (screw the alt account), and a little section of my heart will be reserved just for you.

Not doing this is a totally uncool thing to do.

:)

  • 11.16.2011 12:02 PM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

His job is basically the most classic example of hazing, servitude to those who hold seniority over you.

Also make him swallow a Gold Fish.

  • 11.16.2011 12:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Lord Pyro
I play for fun and armory completion. :)


Posted by: drummer0702
Posted by: DeeJ
The only thing that is required of me at this new job is to arrive sometime before lunch, keep hot coffee in urk's mug, and wear blue jeans - although I might sneak some cargoes into the mix from time to time. Otherwise, the directives for how I will perform in this role are very loose.

Playing games with all of you [okay, SOME of you] is absolutely something I want to do. That's why we are all here. Right?

In time...


You're going to log on an have around 50-100 friend invites the second you make it public. (Depending on how many friends you have already)

I wish the best of luck to you on that one. Haha


Wut.

  • 11.16.2011 12:14 PM PDT
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I think Deej will need to ask Microsoft for a 10,000 friend limit for the B.net. :D

  • 11.16.2011 1:39 PM PDT

What a hipster.

Put a Kick Me sign on his back and let nature take its course.

[Edited on 11.16.2011 3:08 PM PST]

  • 11.16.2011 2:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: r c takedown
Yax is a shining beacon in these dark times. You should all strive to be more like Yax.

Knock Knock, Deej.

  • 11.16.2011 8:21 PM PDT

If we're talking about hazing, we already know he dosen't like teabagging...

  • 11.16.2011 8:29 PM PDT

Foday Church
>He wonders why we're here...
"Magic Touch" Received 10/29/11 due to this thread
Twitta: @St3p_R1ppin



Posted by: DeeJ
That's why we are all here. Right?

In time...

This.
Probably, answers my question Why we're here?

  • 11.16.2011 8:55 PM PDT


Posted by: DeeJ
Soon, friends. Soon. I have hundreds of new coworkers to meet. I have a new city in which to settle. This is a call for patience. Once I am comfortable in my new surroundings, you won't be able to escape me. I know you all want to carve your initials into my shiny new armor. Plans are in the works. There are moving pieces in play over which I have no control.

Soon...


Did anyone else read this in the voice of the epic movie trailer guys?

"The odds are 12 to 1 - just the way officer John McClane likes it"

  • 11.17.2011 1:51 AM PDT

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