- Gondile
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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!
it's obvious that in this day and age there are a lot of n00bletzzz that need a good spoonful of bone bulge but now in halo reach they r actually doing better than us now! these stoopid armer abilities are ruining gameplay for the worst, they are so overpowered that it is not funny at all. why bungie didnt just make it a pick up in da first place was beyund me. lets go thru the list.
-they are stupid
-they are retarded
-they are dumb
-they are the equivalent of your live's worth
now lets go thru each armor ability
sprint
-what the hell you cant run like that look at those muthas those spartans weigh like a 1000000 pounds and bull they cant run is stupid.
evade
-man this would be fine but whats with this bull about when i use it my screen just moves forward man thats some grade A USDA approved bull. my screen needs to flip man it aint realistic
jetpack
-what the hell they weigh a 10000000 pounds how are they flying what is this whos in charge here
armor lock
-wait no, this is ABOSULTELY FINE. nothin wrong with this one.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
invisibilitay
-what why are u invisible -blam!- i can see ur armor man this aint doing crap they move like, faster than a snail and then i can see them thats some retard drool right there
drop shield
-oh look the bubble shield how original, ohh yeah i paid 60 bucks for halo 3's butt buddy yeaaaaaah YEAAAAH YEAH MUTHAS YEAH!!!!!!!
porches
-who thought this was a good idea
and last and least and
hologram
-what how did u do that
thank you for your time i love you now go play ur stoopid game u sheep