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Subject: Memory lane, lets take a walk.
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Walk up to her quietly from behind and breathe heavily on the back of her neck and whisper "amore"

Their next game better have rocket boots!

I made that up.

Hello everyone, I think I'll make this thread.

Everyone lets go down memory lane. I want you to go through the old Friday (or Thursday) weekly updates perfectly forged by the great hand of urk. Choose which update you cherished the most and post it.

Then explain why you like it. Was it funny? Rude? Offensive? Or just plain weird?

Go!

I'm on a xoom pad so its difficult for me to do that but when I get on a desktop I'll post my favorite.

Urk you too can post a link to your favorite update.

  • 11.17.2011 5:07 PM PDT
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Why is everyone trying to whore for Employee posts all of a sudden?

  • 11.17.2011 5:08 PM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.


Posted by: Revelata Secreto
Why is everyone trying to whore for Employee posts all of a sudden?


Do you have any idea how sexy the moderators and employees are?

  • 11.17.2011 5:09 PM PDT
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I don't know.

Achronos, how do you feel about this?
(cwutididtharOP?)
Posted by: WinyPit82

Posted by: Revelata Secreto
Why is everyone trying to whore for Employee posts all of a sudden?


Do you have any idea how sexy the moderators and employees are?

  • 11.17.2011 5:10 PM PDT

"Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave." -Shishka

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http://www.bungie.net/News/Blog.aspx?mode=news#cid32227

I like all Weekly Updates written by Urk. This one I love - The cardboard helmets are working for me.

  • 11.17.2011 5:13 PM PDT

DMH | TMA | Blueprint

Can't be too careful with your company. I can feel the devil walking next to me.

Mine wasn't actually by urk. An interesting take on Halo 3's game design.

  • 11.17.2011 5:14 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

I liked the Halo: Reach Chess one. Funny thing is it actually happened.

  • 11.17.2011 5:26 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

The one with Lord British and the Tooth Fairy getting drunk on pic and playing Halo 3.

  • 11.17.2011 5:27 PM PDT

It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. And it is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves the flag, whose coffin is draped in the flag that allows the protester to burn the flag.Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC

I miss the ones that Franky did. The Whats Weekly Update were the golden age of this community.

  • 11.17.2011 5:28 PM PDT
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Walk up to her quietly from behind and breathe heavily on the back of her neck and whisper "amore"

Their next game better have rocket boots!

I made that up.

Why?


Posted by: EAGLES5
I miss the ones that Franky did. The Whats Weekly Update were the golden age of this community.

  • 11.18.2011 6:27 AM PDT

It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. And it is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves the flag, whose coffin is draped in the flag that allows the protester to burn the flag.Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC


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Why?


Posted by: EAGLES5
I miss the ones that Franky did. The Whats Weekly Update were the golden age of this community.


There was a thread, where you could post questions about Halo 2. He would pick several good ones. Say who asked them. Ann Answer them every week. This made it a reason to visit the site weekly to get valid info. It was what we wanted to know, not what bungie wanted us to know.

  • 11.18.2011 6:36 AM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

*Checks join date, shakes head*

Urk is great, I love him, but Franky will always have my heart. It's just too bad his updates are lost in the abyss that is the news feed and the newer members will never know him.

  • 11.18.2011 7:15 AM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

I miss you.

  • 11.18.2011 7:18 AM PDT