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Lifeforce laughs so hard, his stitches start to become undone! All of a sudden, his head and arm pop off! Oh no! What to do! Lifeforce, reacting quickly to what has happend, chucks his head at Spartan 133 aka ghost buster and throws his arm at Focused. Spartan 133, surprisingly enough, dies by spontaneously bursting into flames, while focused dies from suffocation, for Lifeforces arm attached onto his kneck, choking him to death.

  • 09.15.2004 1:31 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink goes into a cloning placeamigigger, grabbes one of his old hairs and clones a body forhimself. Then he possesses it.

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focused now realized he had just picked up a can of spray paint wouldn't you know it pink is really pink now.

  • 09.15.2004 1:32 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Then when lifeforce walks into the room pink stabs his foot with a rusty steakknife.

[Edited on 9/15/2004 1:33:43 PM]

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Stupid head cries in agony as his gonads were crushed by the rock. Lifeforce continues to laugh (face being carried back to the body by his unattached arm)

  • 09.15.2004 1:33 PM PDT
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No offense to any Laser War fans, but wasnt one enough? These things last for like three weeks, and then, just as they look like they are about to end, a new one appears. Again, I dont mean to flame anyone here, but they always end up in a big pile of sludge that you have to sift through to fingd anything worthwhile.

  • 09.15.2004 1:34 PM PDT
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Stupidhead sits there laughing and watching everyone fight

  • 09.15.2004 1:34 PM PDT
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spartan 133 throws a bigger rock at the now pink, pink

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Octaian is forced to give him a tetanus shot fifty seven times.

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Posted by: Assassin B
No offense to any Laser War fans, but wasnt one enough? These things last for like three weeks, and then, just as they look like they are about to end, a new one appears. Again, I dont mean to flame anyone here, but they always end up in a big pile of sludge that you have to sift through to fingd anything worthwhile.


this is my first time, and I'm really bored right now... lol

  • 09.15.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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focused7 promptly whips out his wet trout and pummels Assassin B as he gasps for breath from lifeforces arm.

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Stupidhead now only has one nut left and is out to avenge his lost nut

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Posted by: Octaian
Octaian is forced to give him a tetanus shot fifty seven times.


Unfortunately, they found out that it wasn't a tetanus shot, it was fifty seven shots of venom!

  • 09.15.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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Before Lifeforce regained his head and arm, all of a sudden, totally unexpected, Lifeforce head grows back, and his arm as well. Now, Lifeforce has 2 right arms and 2 heads!

  • 09.15.2004 1:37 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: Assassin B
No offense to any Laser War fans, but wasnt one enough? These things last for like three weeks, and then, just as they look like they are about to end, a new one appears. Again, I dont mean to flame anyone here, but they always end up in a big pile of sludge that you have to sift through to fingd anything worthwhile.

What an idiotic question. If we made another one, then we obviously DONT think one is enough. Jesus christ...

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the vemon turns Octaian into a cannibil, where to prevent the spread of venom, begins devour his own appendages.

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Posted by: focused7
focused7 promptly whips out his wet trout and pummels Assassin B as he gasps for breath from lifeforces arm.


Assassin B runs home to his wife and gets pitty sex. I win.

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Posted by: Pink Menace
Posted by: Assassin B
No offense to any Laser War fans, but wasnt one enough? These things last for like three weeks, and then, just as they look like they are about to end, a new one appears. Again, I dont mean to flame anyone here, but they always end up in a big pile of sludge that you have to sift through to fingd anything worthwhile.

What an idiotic question. If we made another one, then we obviously DONT think one is enough. Jesus christ...


That, Menace, is what we call a rhetorical question. Jesus Christ...

[Edited on 9/15/2004 1:39:50 PM]

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Posted by: Assassin B
Posted by: focused7
focused7 promptly whips out his wet trout and pummels Assassin B as he gasps for breath from lifeforces arm.


Assassin B runs home to his wife and gets pitty sex. I win.


his wife is really a male pedophilic grunt.

  • 09.15.2004 1:39 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink jumps off a skyscraper, blending in with himself perfectly because of the pink paint and lands on an unsuspectring lifeforces shoulders. Pink, with a quick flick of his wrist, breaks Lifeforces neck like a twig.

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focused7's wife is picking up Fable for him today. i win..

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Lifeforce gets a crazy Idea. After figuring out that he had regenerative properties, he cuts himself in half from left to right. Although highly painful, the results were great. From Lifeforces legs, came a new body, arms and head, while his upper body gains new legs, thus their being 2 Lifeforces!

  • 09.15.2004 1:40 PM PDT
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Octaian uses lifeforce's extra limbs to quell his heinous hunger.

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Posted by: focused7
focused7's wife is picking up Fable for him today. i win..


Assassin B bought it yesterday and didnt need his wife to do it. Stop now...

  • 09.15.2004 1:41 PM PDT
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Stupidhead picks up a butter knife and starts slashing at lifeforce, lifeforce gets a small scratch on his arm and gets a bandaid stupidhead then relizes that he was using a spoon not a knife and sits down for an hour wondering how he made the mistake

  • 09.15.2004 1:41 PM PDT