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It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

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No offense to any Laser War fans, but wasnt one enough? These things last for like three weeks, and then, just as they look like they are about to end, a new one appears. Again, I dont mean to flame anyone here, but they always end up in a big pile of sludge that you have to sift through to fingd anything worthwhile.

What an idiotic question. If we made another one, then we obviously DONT think one is enough. Jesus christ...


That, Menace, is what we call a rhetorical question. Jesus Christ...

That, assassain, is what we call a post. Jesus Christ...

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Octaian morphs his body into the shape of a cockroach and tries to hide.

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focused7 still gagging from lifeforce's old arm hanging from his neck begs for help.

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Lifeforce #1 wants revenge against pink. Pink, surprised at the duplication, is kicked in the face, knocking him backwards and ontop of focused, neutralizing both of them for a while. Meanwhile, Lifeforce #2 begins the process of duplication again.

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Stupidhead laughs at focused7 for still having an arm on his neck and runs over and slaps focused7 silly......

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Octaian turns into an atomic bomb and blows up the planet.

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Luckily, Lifeforce #1-3 escape from the now destroyed planet.

  • 09.15.2004 1:45 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink deul weilds his twin wet noodles, whipping left and right
He catches the new Lifeforce, wrapping him in a caccoon of wet noodle. Life force was dead before he knew what happened. Pink then droppes the noodles and whips out his twin eckleberry perfume squirtguns. He sprays fire left and right, melting stupidheads spoon. The spoon, which at the time was hanging off stupidheads nose, fused stupids mouth shut. Pink shot focused's eyelid, vapoizing it.

  • 09.15.2004 1:45 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink's Pinky begins to tingle. Uh oh! My pinky senses! Pink wraps himself in a wet-noodle caccoon. This gave him air and food and protection untill he found a way off the planet

[Edited on 9/15/2004 1:47:26 PM]

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Lifeforce is pissed. One of his brethren have been killed. Lifeforce # 2 and 3 begin the duplication process again, creating #'s 4 and 5.

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everyone heads to Mars for tea and crumpets.

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focused7 now blind in one eye gasping for air from the detached limb hanging onto his neck stumbles around causing his once dislodged spleen to fall out the gaping hole in his side.

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It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink grabbed Lifes ship as it flew away. He climbed onboard and sprayed them all with a fine mist of raw eckleberry juice. While they all survived, they lost their regenerative properties.

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What pink failed to relize was that stupidhead had cookies in the oven and his fire only made them cook faster, stupidhead then throws his cookies at pink,lifeforce and spartan 133 they all fall down dead......then the great stupidhead tries one of his cookies and dies a slow painful death from the horrible taste of his cookies

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Lifeforce # 2 realizes that he could create an army, but it would take time. Lifeforce # 2 picks up Lifeforce # 3 and 4, dual wielding them and using them at the ultimate weapons. Lifeforce # 2 rapidly wacks the cacoon of pinks with # 3 and 4! Unfortunately, the attempts were unsuccesful!

  • 09.15.2004 1:49 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

But then, in his dying breaths, stupid realizes they were just cardboard cutouts in a comic book store.

  • 09.15.2004 1:49 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Oh and btw it wasnt fire! IT WAS ECKLEBERRY PERFUME!

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Oh no! Lifeforce can no longer create more of himself! All of a sudden, #2-5 begin to glow a bright white. the Four Lifeforces begin to combine.

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Maybe thats why i died when i ate my cookies

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suddenly focused7 is wakened from his slumber by a loud crash. whew that was all jsut a bad dream...

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Mars explodes.

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Zeke runs in and screams, "What I've been waiting for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!111111111!" and dives into the seventh dimension.

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Stupidhead sprays anti-combining spray on lifeforce

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It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink sees before his eyes, through the coccoon, the ultiforce being created. Pink shoots them all with a jet of eckleberry juice. Now they just glow white forever. muhawhawhaw

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Lifeforce is Now 1! And has become Godforce, the ultimately powerful new Lifeforce. Godforce charges after the cacoon, but, before he could reach it, Lifeforce #1's old head flies into the cacoon, (launched from the earths explosion) and destroys the cacoon.

[Edited on 9/15/2004 1:55:09 PM]

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