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all of a sudden focused7 drops dead. spleenless, blind, choking... it wasn't a dream...

  • 09.15.2004 1:54 PM PDT
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Zeke activates the chip inside of Pink and Pink begins to obey Zeke.

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Octaian tell them, "if 'ifs' and 'buts' are candy and nuts, then we have a hell of a lot of nuts."

  • 09.15.2004 1:55 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink got a new body. The chips not in me anymore.

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"focused! No!!!!" yells godforce. With his Ultimate powers, Godforce saves Focused from his death.

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stupid head pokes focused7's dead body with a stick then takes a pee

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Posted by: Pink Menace
Pink got a new body. The chips not in me anymore.

God -blam!- damnit!!!!

  • 09.15.2004 1:56 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink sees the 4 white lifeforces charging him. They seem to think their a godforce now. Pink rips the first life forces spine out and ties the others up with it. Then pink sets a course for a black hole and takes the escape pod to neptune.

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Octaian Eats the Chips and becomes supreme ruler of Kentucky.

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Godforce laughs at zeke. While laughing, He sends an Ultimate blast into Zeke, destroying him instantly. Uh oh... What is this! Lifeforce #1! Still alive! OH NO!!! Lifeforce #1's head grew another body! But, their was something funny about the new Lifeforce #1... he was only 10inches tall. L 1 (lifeforce 1) yells, "I am no longer your slave! I am no longer apart of you!" Godforce was about to send another powerful beam into the rebelious L1, but realizes... that L 1 has multiplied himself a lot. The new Enemy L1 has created an army of 1000's of mini Lifeforces!

[Edited on 9/15/2004 2:02:11 PM]

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Zeke comes out from the seventh dimension with his Oompaloompas, midgets on crack, and his lifetime supply of Uber Crack.

  • 09.15.2004 2:02 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink steps on 100 mini lifeforces. he empties entire tubes of eckleberry juice. Only 10 got away. Pink then jumps on the GodForces back, rips his neck open, and pumps him full of eckleberry juice. Lifeforce melts from the inside out.

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Zeke's Oompaloompas start overrunning Pink. Many are slaughtered but in the end Pink is engulfed in them. They bring Pink back alive and Zeke puts another chip in. The chip makes it so Pink cannot change bodies and if he thinks of betraying he gets blown up.

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Oh no! Godforce has been slain! The Mini lifeforces realize that they are no match against the enemies, so they get into a circle and summon their God, Godforce! Godforce has become a summon! The Mini-forces watch as their god becomes new again. The mini-forces then continue to multiply once more.

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Zeke commands Pink to eat Godforce alive. Pink obeys Zeke's command.

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Pink charges after Godforce, but the mini-forces won't let him die again, the now 1,000 mini-forces surround Pink, and eat him instead! The Mini-forces are now addicted to meat, and are hungry for Zeke's...

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Zeke opens up a portal to the seventh dimension and jumps in, no one but Zeke can go there. Zeke closes the portal and opens up a portal the the fifth dimension where Byrum's "experiments" run loose and destroy all life forces and god forces.

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ha ha! But, just before, Godforce opens a portal to the 21st dimension, where he waits for the right moment to attack zeke, and create his army of mini-forces, which are also combining into regular Lifeforces. Godforces army is now just breaching over 500,000. 10,000 regular Lifeforces, and 490,000 mini-forces! It is almost time to strike!

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Coheed is a sniper with a good eye. So naturally he uses his skill to eliminate everyone who has posted in Laser Wars:1.5.


THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 09.15.2004 2:24 PM PDT
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Zeke waits and bides his time while he does something extraordinarily evil that Byrum started in the first Laser War and no one knew about.

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Godforce, now With over 9,500,000,000,000 mini-forces, and 1,000,000 Regular Lifeforces, decides it is time to attack Zeke, but realizes... "hey! I haven't had Lunch yet!" So he goes to Mars, and, oddly enough, finds a McDonalds and eats some chicken Nuggets. Yum!

  • 09.15.2004 2:28 PM PDT
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Zeke says, "Tellutubbie bye bye!!!!!!!!!!!" And unleashes Tellutubies everywhere. [evil cackle]

  • 09.15.2004 2:29 PM PDT
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Mmm! Godforce has finished his nuggets, and is ready for battle. Godforce has developed the ultimate plan. All 950,000,100,000,000 followers begin to glow white, and turn into a huge, ultimate attack. Godforce Has created the Ultimate attack, which can kill Everything in multiple Dimensions! Godforce launches the attack, Killing everyone except himself. However, now Godforce is lonely... and misses his enemies... : (

  • 09.15.2004 2:32 PM PDT
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Too bad the Tellutubies stopped it. I g2g bye.

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Godforce disappears from everyone suddenly! But before he left, a sound is heard echoing in the dimensions.

"I'll be back! But first, I will recreate earth and recreate Bungie to finish Halo2 for me so I can PLAY...Play... play... play... " the echo can no longer be hear.

  • 09.15.2004 2:36 PM PDT