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Subject: How did you get here?

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I was walking down the street and this irishman and his friend (who had a really long beard-type-thing) jumped out of this windowless black van with a huge burlap sack.

They threw it over me and I was covered in darkness, cowardice, and a little bit of my own urine. At the same time, I felt a blunt object strike my head, and I fell onto the cold pavement.

I awoke to a blinding light being shown in my eyes, seemingly with the intent of blinding me (permanently). A voice sounded out from the darkness behind the lit area that was my body and a three foot radius around it.

"I am urk," it declared. "And this, is Bungie.net." I remember murmuring something back to this voice, though not specifically what it was (without a doubt, it probably wasn't any discernible language anyway). A laugh. A door closing. A light being put out. A computer being turned on.

I realized then that I was in an office chair. A nice one. Leather. It also occurred to me that I was currently chained to a desk, on which was the aforementioned (recently activated) computer. The computer was on a site called "Bungie.net". I tried and tried to change it to any other website. At first, Google. It did not work. Then, facebook. I could tell someone of what happened and hopefully get found. Again, it didn't work.

So, I came to the resolve that I was forced to "surf" this 'Bungie.net' for the rest of my days. Every now and then a biscuit is throw at me from the darkness. I eat it. I savor it. I crave even more.

That is my story, and I'm sticking to it.

(For real, I came for the stats, and stayed for the forums.)

  • 11.19.2011 12:13 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Joined for Halo 3, stayed here for Robot Academy.

  • 11.19.2011 12:17 PM PDT
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No signature found. DO NOT Click here to change this.

I originally came here because I wanted the Septagon next to my name in Halo 3, then started posting regularly a couple months before ODST came out. Then I continued to post since then. I started slowing down my posting on here around June though.

  • 11.19.2011 12:18 PM PDT

http://bungie.me/sig/noble/Gladius42104.png

I came to Bungie back when I 1st got live when H3 came out to get that septagon next to my name. Also, I've played every Halo since CE when I was 7 and I figured since it was a large part of my childhood why not check out their website.

  • 11.19.2011 1:00 PM PDT

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I came here when Halo 3 was first announced. I was literally obsessed with Halo after my brother showed me Halo CE. I used to creep on the Forums, but eventually I decided to create an account.

  • 11.19.2011 1:12 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

I honestly can't remember.

  • 11.19.2011 5:48 PM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
TWP Assistant Director.

A long time ago, I used to download all the Halo CE out takes and bloopers. That got me to register.

~Delta

  • 11.19.2011 6:00 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

I was checking to see if they were working on Halo 2.

Spoiler Alert: They were.

  • 11.19.2011 6:04 PM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

Same for me. I had just moved to Cali and needed something to do. So I joined up here for the nameplate and next thing I know I am friends with B.B. and a few others. Rest is history.
Posted by: EAGLES5
Halo 2 bnet name plate.

  • 11.19.2011 6:08 PM PDT
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Dick Valentine<3

A friend of mine told me about it.

It's now my bedtime story.

  • 11.19.2011 6:51 PM PDT

To infinity, and beyond!
UNSC Leviathan

Halo 3. I came for the stats, but stayed for the private groups.

  • 11.19.2011 6:52 PM PDT

I do believe that I wound up here after a freak chemical accident. On a more serious note, I came here for the Halo 2 stats if I recall correctly.

  • 11.19.2011 7:07 PM PDT
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I apologize in advance for all the crappy jokes I make.

I registered for Halo 3.

I discovered the site thanks to Halo PC.

  • 11.19.2011 7:07 PM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
Halo 3 Longshore playable on Team Fortress 2 vids

I was drunk, I lurked, and I joined.

The end.

  • 11.19.2011 7:15 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Well When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other really much...

  • 11.19.2011 7:58 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

"The question that philosophers and scientists have been wondering for centuries..."

OT: to hook my account on Halo 3.

  • 11.19.2011 8:01 PM PDT

lolnope.


Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
I was drunk, I lurked, and I joined.

The end.
Quite the story to tell your kids someday.

  • 11.19.2011 8:06 PM PDT

I am human, I am good and bad as well. But I try my hardest to stay good. And some of the things I do and say may be bad. Or just not too good, but I do try.

So with that said I don't fault you. I mean your only human, good or bad.

Stat and Sig


Posted by: SilverBulitt82
I remember seeing in the Halo 2 multiplayer lobby, that you could check your stats here. I lurked for quite a while, then finally joined in mid 2008.

  • 11.19.2011 9:09 PM PDT

Creative Extremist

Twitter
YouTube

Same. Of course we don't need those anymore!

Posted by: SonicJohn
The Halo CE manual.

  • 11.19.2011 9:13 PM PDT

I wanted an official place to find out new information about this game called "Halo 3" and also wanted a place to talk about said game with fellow fans. In turn I created my account and I've enjoyed every minute since then.

  • 11.19.2011 9:46 PM PDT
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I followed the yellow brick road.

  • 11.19.2011 9:50 PM PDT
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t3hAvenger77 - XBL (BF3, ME3, Blops)
decla1mer104 - Origin (BF3)
Steam


Posted by: Seven
I followed the yellow brick road.
Was that from a song? I think I vaguely remember that line

  • 11.19.2011 11:35 PM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.

Back in tha days of Halo 3 file share.


Posted by: ThirstyAvenge

Posted by: Seven
I followed the yellow brick road.
Was that from a song? I think I vaguely remember that line
It's from the Wizard of oz

but I'm gonna give you a 0/10 because that sounds like a trollish remark. Unless you're 12.

[Edited on 11.19.2011 11:46 PM PST]

  • 11.19.2011 11:45 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Address bar.


But seriously, after beating Halo CE back in 2002, I looked up Bungie online and the rest was history.

  • 11.20.2011 4:07 AM PDT

News and stats on Halo 3.

  • 11.20.2011 5:54 AM PDT

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