- Freakin Pants
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Due to a human error on my part, this isn't the account I play on on xbox live. My gaming account is "Sir Ryan Mozal"
My forum account is this'n right here
Me and my buddy Chuck are employees at the local Movie Theatre. We bought ourselves tickets and went.
We were dressed as Dracula and Nosferatu, respectively, and yelled things every time Mr. Sparkles spoke.
Things like:
"-blam!-!"
-and-
"Yer a disgrace to yer kind!"
-plus-
"Shining bastard!"
-as well as-
"Where is Hellsing when you need him?"
-and even-
"-blam!-!"
At the end, we pulled out pieces of wood, and made a show of stabbing outselves in the hearts.
We then left, and were met outside by angry mothers, teenage girls, and three boyfriends.
My collarbone is fractured, two fingers snapped, and my face is swollen.
It was -blam!- worth it.