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  • Subject: Official Flaming Checklist ^_^
Subject: Official Flaming Checklist ^_^

*Sgt

This is a list i found posted by someone else, and i thought i would make it known to everyone so they can use it on people spamming the site! Here it is!:

Dear

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Racist
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Moron
[ ] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[ ] Other: $!@%eater

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You imported another debate into this post
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[ ] You posted a 'Religion' post
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for
your lame statement
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov,
etc.
[ ] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO
APPARENT REASON
[ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[ ] You say you're 'L33t liek Jeffk.', or your spelling is so bad
that no one can read it.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] Your mom is not good in bed

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing
[ ] Stop &@$%&#$@%ing for a week
[ ] Read every group you posted to for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must
be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the site
[ ] All of the above

and put in an 'x' like this [x] in anything you want to check off for people that spam

  • 09.15.2004 1:40 PM PDT
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~Thank You~

  • 09.15.2004 1:44 PM PDT

*Sgt

yeah, we finally have a way to "nicely" flame people in a funny way!

  • 09.15.2004 1:45 PM PDT
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I agree. tell how it should be, SgtSTFU.

  • 09.15.2004 1:46 PM PDT
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Awsome, this should be useful in 'o say new mombasa.

  • 09.15.2004 1:51 PM PDT

*Sgt

Took the words out of my mouth.. ^_^ theres been some bad stuff there the past week :p

hey cmon lets make this a sticky! :p

  • 09.15.2004 1:54 PM PDT

Dear Clueless Newbie,

You Are Being Flamed Because Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting. To Repent, You Must Read and memorize the FAQ. In Closing, I'd Like to Say Take your gibberish somewhere else.

In other words, read our rules and you will see that both flaming and responding to spammers is against them. As is using newbie and all synonyms of.

[Edited on 9/15/2004 1:56:42 PM]

  • 09.15.2004 1:55 PM PDT