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Subject: An explanation as to why Australia is the master race of Reach

Australia is the place to be if you want the biggest scariest spider's on the planet

  • 11.21.2011 12:53 AM PDT
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Americans are arrogant

  • 11.21.2011 1:26 AM PDT

Kangaroos will never be on top.

  • 11.21.2011 1:33 AM PDT

The world is butt hurt because Australia is the greatest country earth.

  • 11.21.2011 1:35 AM PDT
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all americans can do is sit on their chair and spend their virgin life modding games to piss off other people because their all sad rednecks

  • 11.21.2011 2:00 AM PDT
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they think they own the game

  • 11.21.2011 2:01 AM PDT

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Posted by: l0N0H3lKABANZAl
The world is butt hurt because Australia is the greatest country earth.


Amen

  • 11.21.2011 4:20 AM PDT

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I heard CEA was expensive in AUS

[Edited on 11.21.2011 4:29 AM PST]

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Posted by: ano86n
all americans can do is sit on their chair and spend their virgin life modding games to piss off other people because their all sad rednecks


Sad attempt at an insult.

  • 11.21.2011 4:31 AM PDT

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Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
I heard CEA was expensive in AUS


$69.95 for me, which is ridiculous considering our dollar is stronger than the US dollar at the moment.

Posted by: ano86n
all americans can do is sit on their chair and spend their virgin life modding games to piss off other people because their all sad rednecks


Their problem seems to be their addiction to food, namely 'fast' food, i.e. their hands are greasy which means they find it difficult to handle a controller properly. As for you AugmentedSage, you find this difficult without said handicap.

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so sad that Halo Reach is Australia's only claim to fame as a "master race"..lolaustralia

  • 11.21.2011 7:49 AM PDT

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Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Unless real stakes are involved you have no right to brag. Team slayer is a joke, hell this game overall has become a joke which no-one really cares about.

So congratulations

  • 11.21.2011 7:52 AM PDT

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Posted by: Tasmanian inbred
The top 10 TS players in Reach:
6 of them are Australian.
We play on yellow bar everygame!
Yellow bar trains us to be stronger on green bar.
You will be beaten by us on yellow bar.
We will begin a genocide if we get host.

Are you Australian? Can you demolish on US/Canada/Mexican host?
When you do get host how big of a steak can you get against americans?
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameStats.aspx?gameid=63707 3106&player=Krusty Pigeon


I'm English so, being hated by both Americans and Australians, I'm gonna stick with grow up and learn to manifest them wonderful fingering skills where it matters. And no, I'm not talking about male bumholes

  • 11.21.2011 7:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

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Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

lol

  • 11.21.2011 8:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: jimbobalation

Posted by: Tasmanian inbred
The top 10 TS players in Reach:
6 of them are Australian.
We play on yellow bar everygame!
Yellow bar trains us to be stronger on green bar.
You will be beaten by us on yellow bar.
We will begin a genocide if we get host.

Are you Australian? Can you demolish on US/Canada/Mexican host?
When you do get host how big of a steak can you get against americans?
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameStats.aspx?gameid=63707 3106&player=Krusty Pigeon


I'm English so, being hated by both Americans and Australians, I'm gonna stick with grow up and learn to manifest them wonderful fingering skills where it matters. And no, I'm not talking about male bumholes


This has my vote.

  • 11.21.2011 8:03 AM PDT

What's the deal with milk?


Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
If this thread were pizza it'd deliver


seriously? What an awful joke...

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LeaveItYeah

People still play/care about Reach?

Lol.

  • 11.21.2011 8:52 AM PDT

Shoryuken!

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Posted by: Boomdeyadahh
lolTeamSlayer

  • 11.21.2011 9:39 AM PDT

I was unaware.

Congrats.

  • 11.21.2011 9:43 AM PDT
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lolreach. go suck on a kangaroo's dick

  • 11.21.2011 9:50 AM PDT

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Posted by: SilentAssazzin
Americans are arrogant

^This guy right here^.

Posted by: ano86n
all americans can do is sit on their chair and spend their virgin life modding games to piss off other people because their all sad rednecks. they think they own the game

I played with a couple of kids who went to college from NJ. Gotta admit they were complete douche bags. Saying that Reach is an American game and only they should be playing it. The people these days.

  • 11.21.2011 10:13 AM PDT

Krusty thinks he's good because he can win on a game.

  • 11.21.2011 10:38 AM PDT

O hai

it's because in australia everything is poisonous and the spiders are so big they have health bars, so they all just stay in the house and no life it on reach instead of risking going out side and getting sucked into an RPG style random encounter battle with a massive poisonous spider.

....yep

  • 11.21.2011 10:48 AM PDT

Yay yuh!!!!!

arent australians a bunch of prisoners brought over by the brits?

  • 11.21.2011 10:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: st3althsniper22
Lol, Social being used for a measure of skill.
After about a year of complaining about skill gaps and other such crap in Reach I've come to the conclusion that skill in video games should no longer be discussed.

So, by extension, I'm just going to say:

Lol, ranked, social, customs, tournaments, anything else, being used for a measure of skill.

That's my two cents.
Oh my god, someone else with a functioning brain!

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