Well you see master chief and the arabier or how ever you spell it! mixed there semen together an injected into cortana's main frame then made a fallout new vegas deathclaw named bob as they were raisin bob, bob decided he was -blam!- and had butt s.e.x with spartan 1337... they together tapped into the cod servers (waw der riese) accidently fkd up the teleporter and time traveld to the past... when that happnd this caused ww1 then ww2 it was bob vs armies if bungie never hought of the characters i put ito the story it would have never happened