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Planking : Parkour for people who don't move very fast.
Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: You Were Warned
Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: You Were Warned
I was not born like you humans, I spawned from pure gamma radiation energy in space. I became self-aware. I am superior.
Humanity and all life on Earth - including the Earth itself - was to put it simply made from the remnants of exploding stars.
We win.
You beings have mortality and will die off. I have already won, it's just up to time now.
Fortunately for me, I got 38 extra lives from when I dated the Grim Reaper's daughter.
Nobody else would, so he decided I should get 40 extra lives. Except I died twice already, so now it's only 38. :c
S'what you get for trying to make toast and take a bath at the same time.