Posted by: SC Matt Klassen
What, pray tell, is the production capability of your elves? This is important to know, so that I can consider my requests.
If it's below [a certain number-cannot quantify], all I would like is either a PS3 or a paintball gun, modeled after a [UNSC] sniper rifle.
If it's above [the unquantified number] I would request a full 1:1 scale [new-100km] Fortress class vessel. Lacking the weapons and the FTL drive, please.
That, or a Puddle Jumper. 1.1 size.
Hell, you've been extra nice this year.
We'll have to accelerate the production of the cloning of the elves, but the dwarves can handle it.