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Subject: What do the nice boys and girls of the Flood want for Christmas?

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

My two front teeth...

  • 11.26.2011 7:06 PM PDT

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
My two front teeth...

You have asked for that for nine consecutive years.

  • 11.26.2011 7:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Santa Claus
Posted by: LoneWolf4Life
I want a pony!

I got you one LAST christmas.

Oh! And a cowboy! I would like that too!

[Edited on 11.26.2011 7:12 PM PST]

  • 11.26.2011 7:08 PM PDT
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SC = Supreme Commander/Supreme Canadian.

De Facto leader of the military of the APE (Allied Planets Empire).

Coup = Admiral Asskicker, ZPM hive ship

What, pray tell, is the production capability of your elves? This is important to know, so that I can consider my requests.

If it's below [a certain number-cannot quantify], all I would like is either a PS3 or a paintball gun, modeled after a [UNSC] sniper rifle or the FN P90.

If it's above [the unquantified number] I would request a full 1:1 scale [new-100km] Fortress class vessel. Lacking the weapons and the FTL drive, please.

That, or a Puddle Jumper. 1.1 size.

[Edited on 11.26.2011 7:10 PM PST]

  • 11.26.2011 7:09 PM PDT
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A new Bass Guitar. Preferably a Fodera 5 string Emperor. If you have $4,750 to spare that is....If not, grab me a Fender Blacktop Jazz Bass. It's only $500.

  • 11.26.2011 7:10 PM PDT

Posted by: SC Matt Klassen
What, pray tell, is the production capability of your elves? This is important to know, so that I can consider my requests.

If it's below [a certain number-cannot quantify], all I would like is either a PS3 or a paintball gun, modeled after a [UNSC] sniper rifle.

If it's above [the unquantified number] I would request a full 1:1 scale [new-100km] Fortress class vessel. Lacking the weapons and the FTL drive, please.

That, or a Puddle Jumper. 1.1 size.

Hell, you've been extra nice this year.
We'll have to accelerate the production of the cloning of the elves, but the dwarves can handle it.

  • 11.26.2011 7:10 PM PDT

Upgrading a PC is so hard. You have all these updates, and disks, and what not. When it comes to upgrading a Mac, it's easy. You just take your old Mac, throw it away, and go buy a new one!

As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted.

Wheres my white dog and red paint?

  • 11.26.2011 7:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Stark
As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted.

Wheres my white dog and red paint?

We're working on the paint.

  • 11.26.2011 7:14 PM PDT

Upgrading a PC is so hard. You have all these updates, and disks, and what not. When it comes to upgrading a Mac, it's easy. You just take your old Mac, throw it away, and go buy a new one!

Thanks Santa, I'll be sure to leave an extra plate of cookies next to the tree.

Posted by: The Santa Claus
We're working on the paint.

  • 11.26.2011 7:16 PM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.

Improved health or the motivation for me to achieve it.

  • 11.26.2011 7:17 PM PDT

[quote]Posted by: TheGreenAlloy
Improved health or the motivation for me to achieve it.[/quote
You get -blam!-es.
-blam!-es love health

  • 11.26.2011 7:19 PM PDT
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I'm not getting anything. My parents helped me pay for my first car, that was my christmas present.

It was worth it though

  • 11.26.2011 7:19 PM PDT

I want to know who my dad is. My "real" dad.

  • 11.26.2011 7:21 PM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.


Posted by: The Santa Claus
Posted by: TheGreenAlloy
Improved health or the motivation for me to achieve it.

You get -blam!-es.
-blam!-es love health

Favour for a favour. Here, have a proper quote.

  • 11.26.2011 7:22 PM PDT

Posted by: l Supertramp l
I want to know who my dad is. My "real" dad.

Son...Be up this Christmas eve, stay up when I come...
We need to talk.

  • 11.26.2011 7:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kal Grochi
A new Bass Guitar. Preferably a Fodera 5 string Emperor. If you have $4,750 to spare that is....If not, grab me a Fender Blacktop Jazz Bass. It's only $500.


Why you ignore me Santa? -goes and cries quietly in the corner-

  • 11.26.2011 7:25 PM PDT
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Some things in this World you just can't explain; but that doesn't mean they are any less true, just that you have to chose to believe in them.
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Three, four... You will breath no more...
Five, six... Gotta add it to the mix...
Seven, eight... Gonna bake cupcakes...
Nine, ten... You're my very best friend...

I'd like...

...

I don't know...

Errr....

Hmm....

Dead Space 1-2..?

Nothing I really want.

  • 11.26.2011 7:27 PM PDT

Posted by: zeog
I'd like...

...

I don't know...

Errr....

Hmm....

Dead Space 1-2..?

Nothing I really want.

Scary games them

  • 11.26.2011 7:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Santa Claus
Posted by: zeog
I'd like...

...

I don't know...

Errr....

Hmm....

Dead Space 1-2..?

Nothing I really want.

Scary games them


Again man? I thought you liked me Santa...

  • 11.26.2011 7:53 PM PDT

Posted by: Kal Grochi

Posted by: The Santa Claus
Posted by: zeog
I'd like...

...

I don't know...

Errr....

Hmm....

Dead Space 1-2..?

Nothing I really want.

Scary games them


Again man? I thought you liked me Santa...

your meh.

  • 11.30.2011 2:15 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

Rudolph.

  • 11.30.2011 2:16 PM PDT

Skyrim.

  • 11.30.2011 2:16 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock

3DS

  • 11.30.2011 2:17 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay

The ContourROAM.

  • 11.30.2011 2:17 PM PDT