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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

i always see 'BLAM stosh' or 'stosh says think before you throw' when i search BUNGiE on google so i assumed he is someone from the community

  • 11.26.2011 3:07 AM PDT

He's a myth.

  • 11.26.2011 3:09 AM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: talon2000
He's a myth.
could you elaborate on that

  • 11.26.2011 3:11 AM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

Stosh is Stosh. That's all we know about him.

Actually, we know so little, we don't even know it's gender.

  • 11.26.2011 3:12 AM PDT

Posted by: path1k
Posted by: talon2000
He's a myth.
could you elaborate on that
He's like the boogie man. He's made up to scare little children.

  • 11.26.2011 3:16 AM PDT
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Original moderator turned Bungie employee, and former maintainer of the soffish.com domain, Stosh is mostly known these days for breaking the website once (...or twice) thereby becoming the scapegoat for every single thing that has gone wrong since.

ITT: I use "thereby" because screw it, it fits.

  • 11.26.2011 3:22 AM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.

A mere mortal.

  • 11.26.2011 3:24 AM PDT

What's up with all the -blam!-ing negativity?
Stop it.

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Posted by: aku
Original moderator turned Bungie employee, and former maintainer of the soffish.com domain, Stosh is mostly known these days for breaking the website once (...or twice) thereby becoming the scapegoat for every single thing that has gone wrong since.

ITT: I use "thereby" because screw it, it fits.


Yeah,This.

Stosh breaks stuff.

  • 11.26.2011 3:34 AM PDT

Dianna Agron is the epitome of perfection.

Quinntology.

I beg any moderator to lock this thread before a series of horrible jokes comes along. PLEASE.

Stosh

  • 11.26.2011 4:17 AM PDT

Quit -blam!- stalking me you weirdo.

You don't know?

I blame Stosh.

  • 11.26.2011 6:13 AM PDT

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Listen to our podcast and listen to us talk about the latest Bungie news and Halo: Reach updates!

When I grow up, I want to be just like goofenhour.

He is all things, and he is nothing. I hear he hangs out with Disembodied Soul.

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  • 11.26.2011 6:18 AM PDT

Nope it's just stosh, and he doesn't make lifelike dead animals.

  • 11.26.2011 6:20 AM PDT

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Stosh is to Bungie as Santa Claus is to Christmas

  • 11.26.2011 6:35 AM PDT
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Stosh is stoshy.

  • 11.26.2011 6:49 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

He is an employee we blame all the problems on. In fact it is on a shirt I got from Bungie Blame Stosh

  • 11.26.2011 6:57 AM PDT

Don't -blam!- with Kerser!

Can someone give me the link to the B.net page that shows all the Bungie members...

  • 11.26.2011 7:29 AM PDT

My YouTube Channel
Bungiepedia Page

"Sometimes life gives you lemons, and then you have to say 'f**k the lemons' and bail."

If you're reading this, you need to stop stalking me. If you can't stop stalking me, you might as well go here.

Have we really gotten to this point? Newer members don't even know who Stosh is; has it been that long since he's interacted in the forums?

*Looks it up*

  • 11.26.2011 7:43 AM PDT
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A figment of our imagination. He is... Bungie.

  • 11.26.2011 7:44 AM PDT
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By sharp and flame; a friend of a friend.

Blame stosh
Posted by: path1k
'BLAM stosh'


I think you mean "Blame"

Either way, its ok, just blame stosh

  • 11.26.2011 7:45 AM PDT

My YouTube Channel
Bungiepedia Page

"Sometimes life gives you lemons, and then you have to say 'f**k the lemons' and bail."

If you're reading this, you need to stop stalking me. If you can't stop stalking me, you might as well go here.

Posted by: Primo84
*Looks it up*
Last Forum Post: 9.01.11

I guess it has been that long.

  • 11.26.2011 7:47 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Primo84
Posted by: Primo84
*Looks it up*
Last Forum Post: 9.01.11

I guess it has been that long.


I blame him for not posting enough.

  • 11.26.2011 7:50 AM PDT

@JosephBiwald
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Per Audacia Ad Astra

A noob.

  • 11.26.2011 8:01 AM PDT
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Really? We're not going to....? Do I really have to...? Okay, fine.

Stosh is a former BNet forum goer, much like yourself. He was, at one point promoted to the "ranks" of the Forum Ninjas. After being one for quite some time, he became a Bungie Employee (just for your own personal knowledge OP, this is not the normal progression for Forum Ninjas; they're just volunteer moderators). Now, he works for Bungie full-time (I assume) and sometimes puts funny videos of his cat onto YouTube.

Edit: Oh, aku. My apologies, I never saw your post.

[Edited on 11.26.2011 8:06 AM PST]

  • 11.26.2011 8:04 AM PDT

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It's an old B.net meme. It's very old and if you have been here as long as I have...you are probably tired of everyone and their mom talking about Stosh.

  • 11.26.2011 8:06 AM PDT

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