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Stosh is amazing, he IS Bungie. He is 'unknown' pretty much like the stig. He deserves to be recognized with the same pick up lines. So our list begins, and I ask you to bring as many 'some say' lines to the thread.I'll try to keep updating the best and funniest jokes you guys can come up with so keep it going!
Some say he knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong.
Some say his left nipple is the same shape as the Bungie emblem.
Some say that he lives life like he plays Halo...by dying.
Some say that he was not born, but created.
Some say that he once ate a spoon for breakfast, and that he is able to digest metal.
Some say that he only drinks his own urine.
Some say that he is a descendant from the Greek demi-god Hercules, because he once killed a lion with his head.
by Zealot Tony Stosh can slam a revolving door.
by fenlon Some say that Stosh's testicles are attached to his Chin XD
by GPK EthanSome say Stosh's cat is actually a small puma.
by dahuterschuterSome say there was once a man who was born within the B.net. He was able to control and alter it. The One. It's said that he will be able to rise against the machines and bring the human race out of the darkness.
Then stosh spilled coffee on his keyboard and it wiped him out. So if you're still being repressed by your mechanized B.net overlords keeping you hiding in Zion, blame stosh.
[Edited on 11.27.2011 12:57 PM PST]