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Stosh is amazing, he IS Bungie. He is 'unknown' pretty much like the stig. He deserves to be recognized with the same pick up lines. So our list begins, and I ask you to bring as many 'some say' lines to the thread.I'll try to keep updating the best and funniest jokes you guys can come up with so keep it going!

Some say he knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong.

Some say his left nipple is the same shape as the Bungie emblem.

Some say that he lives life like he plays Halo...by dying.

Some say that he was not born, but created.

Some say that he once ate a spoon for breakfast, and that he is able to digest metal.

Some say that he only drinks his own urine.

Some say that he is a descendant from the Greek demi-god Hercules, because he once killed a lion with his head.

by Zealot Tony Stosh can slam a revolving door.
by fenlon Some say that Stosh's testicles are attached to his Chin XD
by GPK EthanSome say Stosh's cat is actually a small puma.
by dahuterschuterSome say there was once a man who was born within the B.net. He was able to control and alter it. The One. It's said that he will be able to rise against the machines and bring the human race out of the darkness.

Then stosh spilled coffee on his keyboard and it wiped him out. So if you're still being repressed by your mechanized B.net overlords keeping you hiding in Zion, blame stosh.







[Edited on 11.27.2011 12:57 PM PST]

  • 11.26.2011 7:56 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

Some say when Stosh doesn't post for a while people make threads about him, they are right.

  • 11.26.2011 7:57 AM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

Some say love...it is a razor...

  • 11.26.2011 11:56 AM PDT
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No. Go back to the top gear forums. Stosh isn't the Stig. I won't stand for this. Rage quit.

  • 11.26.2011 12:11 PM PDT

Best of random chance

Yeah, and Pluto's a planet.
Posted by: kkrotz
the Greek god Hercules

  • 11.26.2011 12:23 PM PDT

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

How can you say stosh is any of these things if you don't even know him...

  • 11.26.2011 12:27 PM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?


Posted by: kashinfist
Yeah, and Pluto's a planet.
Posted by: kkrotz
the Greek god Hercules

It's a dwarf planet. So is Stosh a dwarven god?

  • 11.26.2011 12:33 PM PDT

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Isn't he though, isn't he?
Posted by: Specter Wolf
It's a dwarf planet. So is Stosh a dwarven god?

  • 11.26.2011 12:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Specter Wolf

Posted by: kashinfist
Yeah, and Pluto's a planet.
Posted by: kkrotz
the Greek god Hercules

It's a dwarf planet. So is Stosh a dwarven god?
But Hercules is a demi-god, so does that make stosh a Demi-Planet or a Dwarf-God?

  • 11.26.2011 12:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: SHADOW167
Somewhere out there... in an alternate reality... Marty decided to stay in the ad jingle business, bringing about an age of amazingly orchestrated Pampers commercials.

I haven't been here lately. What is up with this 'new' fascination with stosh? As far as I remember, he was just the guy everyone blamed things on.

  • 11.26.2011 1:03 PM PDT
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Some say that when Bungie achieves world domination, Stosh will order the destruction of all toasters and toaster ovens.

  • 11.26.2011 1:03 PM PDT

Best of random chance

My thoughts exactly.
Posted by: nubyw00tz
What is up with this 'new' fascination with stosh? As far as I remember, he was just the guy everyone blamed things on.

  • 11.26.2011 1:03 PM PDT

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It's now time to hand our game over to our tamed-Bungie employee....some say that he once dated Scarlett Johansson.... and that he has hosted Saturday Night Live over 3 times....all we know is he's called The Stosh!

  • 11.26.2011 1:24 PM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

There is nobody like The Stig.

  • 11.26.2011 2:01 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

Stosh can slam a revolving door.

  • 11.26.2011 2:04 PM PDT
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And the Shadow fell upon the Land, and the World was riven stone from stone. The oceans fled, and the mountains were swallowed up, and the nations were scattered to the eight corners of the World. The moon was blood, and the sun was as ashes. The seas boiled, and the living envied the dead. All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others, of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

Some say love it is a river.

  • 11.26.2011 2:05 PM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.


Posted by: Qbix89
Some say love it is a river.


I beat you to it.

  • 11.26.2011 3:19 PM PDT

Inheritor #765 :D

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Some say that Stosh's testicles are attached to his Chin XD

  • 11.26.2011 3:22 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: fenlon
Some say that Stosh's testicles are attached to his Chin XD


Nope

  • 11.26.2011 3:23 PM PDT

Best of random chance

Isn't that normal?
Posted by: fenlon
Some say that Stosh's testicles are attached to his Chin XD

  • 11.26.2011 3:23 PM PDT

PEANUT-BUTTER SLAP!

Posted by: Achilles1108
There is nobody like The Stig.
Except The Stig's cousins.

  • 11.26.2011 3:48 PM PDT

// Chapter
// My PC


2/15/12: Francisco Porras, I'll miss you. Rest in Peace.

Some say Stosh's cat is actually a small puma.

  • 11.26.2011 5:26 PM PDT

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