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Subject: Was Achronos really in the Mafia?

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

He's gonna make a deal that you can't refuse...

  • 11.27.2011 10:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: ctjl96
SUM1 GUT MEH A PINEAUPLLE
3rd one line post on the same page of a thread... Are you just TRYING to boost your post count at this point?

OT: Achronos worked for The Purple Gang, even running his own Speakeasy in Detroit during Prohibition and getting as close as 1 position away from being "top dog", as it were. But his bar was raided in late 1937 and all he had was lost and he was thrown in the slammer for a good, long 15 years.

[Edited on 11.27.2011 11:20 PM PST]

  • 11.27.2011 11:19 PM PDT

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Posted by: LordMonkey
Looks like someone is sleeping with the fishes tonight...


haha, put that with an Italian accent and thats gold my friend

  • 11.27.2011 11:33 PM PDT

Posted by: urk
Eat raw meat.
Punch a bear in the face.


If you don't know who I am, the feeling is mutual.

So, why hasn't he whacked Foman, yet? Protection money on Foman's part?

  • 11.28.2011 12:21 AM PDT
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Positive vibes.

Please-for the love of God-tell me you are joking.

  • 11.28.2011 5:55 AM PDT

RIP Logan ~B.B.

Tommy started out with Bungie in Chicago as a Teamsters bouncer. They hired Jerome when Achronos "accidentally" shot several fans after the Halo CE launch. Fearing his connections and tendency for violence, Bungie gave him a job as a server engineer and made up the title "bungie.net overlord". But really, that is just a front to keep Tommy two-Gs from having any more accidents.

  • 11.28.2011 6:12 AM PDT

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Posted by: Obi Wan Stevobi
Tommy started out with Bungie in Chicago as a Teamsters bouncer. They hired Jerome when Achronos "accidentally" shot several fans after the Halo CE launch. Fearing his connections and tendency for violence, Bungie gave him a job as a server engineer and made up the title "bungie.net overlord". But really, that is just a front to keep Tommy two-Gs from having any more accidents.

So he is stuck on a computer and given extra work whenever there is a party or a meeting.

  • 11.28.2011 8:31 AM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

Posted by: sharpace77
Only if the mafia is Bungie.

Wait...

  • 11.28.2011 8:45 AM PDT

RIP Logan ~B.B.


Posted by: risay_117

Posted by: Obi Wan Stevobi
Tommy started out with Bungie in Chicago as a Teamsters bouncer. They hired Jerome when Achronos "accidentally" shot several fans after the Halo CE launch. Fearing his connections and tendency for violence, Bungie gave him a job as a server engineer and made up the title "bungie.net overlord". But really, that is just a front to keep Tommy two-Gs from having any more accidents.

So he is stuck on a computer and given extra work whenever there is a party or a meeting.


Yep. He also raises vicious fighting dogs you can often here snarling over his mic when he plays Halo.

  • 11.28.2011 8:56 AM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

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Posted by: risay_117

Posted by: Obi Wan Stevobi
Tommy started out with Bungie in Chicago as a Teamsters bouncer. They hired Jerome when Achronos "accidentally" shot several fans after the Halo CE launch. Fearing his connections and tendency for violence, Bungie gave him a job as a server engineer and made up the title "bungie.net overlord". But really, that is just a front to keep Tommy two-Gs from having any more accidents.

So he is stuck on a computer and given extra work whenever there is a party or a meeting.


Yep. He also raises vicious fighting dogs you can often here snarling over his mic when he plays Halo.

But nonetheless, he also helps his wife with groceries!

  • 11.28.2011 8:59 AM PDT

Matt - Like a G Pix, like a, like a G Pix....

(Darn you auto correct!!!!!)

In the words of Bobcast:

With the recession horse heads got to be too much for him, lately it has been goat heads.

[Edited on 11.28.2011 9:09 AM PST]

  • 11.28.2011 9:08 AM PDT

yas334229812


Posted by: spawn031
Posted by: Obi Wan Stevobi

Posted by: risay_117

Posted by: Obi Wan Stevobi
Tommy started out with Bungie in Chicago as a Teamsters bouncer. They hired Jerome when Achronos "accidentally" shot several fans after the Halo CE launch. Fearing his connections and tendency for violence, Bungie gave him a job as a server engineer and made up the title "bungie.net overlord". But really, that is just a front to keep Tommy two-Gs from having any more accidents.

So he is stuck on a computer and given extra work whenever there is a party or a meeting.


Yep. He also raises vicious fighting dogs you can often here snarling over his mic when he plays Halo.

But nonetheless, he also helps his wife with groceries!

And old aunt marge cross the street everyday to work

  • 11.28.2011 9:09 AM PDT

He is the Godfather.

  • 11.28.2011 3:20 PM PDT

If you're reading this, congratulations. You've just pressed a button to find out a little bit more about me. Not that you will, but well done anyway.

Achronos wasn't in the Mafia. He was the Mafia.

  • 11.28.2011 3:32 PM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

The only Mafia he was a part of was the Dunkin Donuts Mafia.

  • 11.28.2011 4:16 PM PDT

WOULD YOU PLEASE
STOP OVERUSING THAT
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: risay_117
He might be the unknown godfather of the internet


:p

  • 11.28.2011 4:21 PM PDT

Posted by: Butane123
It starts to loose its charm after the third or fourth time.


It does make a lovely soup.

  • 11.28.2011 8:00 PM PDT
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Yes, he was.

  • 11.28.2011 8:04 PM PDT


Posted by: Achilles1108
The only Mafia he was a part of was the Dunkin Donuts Mafia.



How do I get in that mafia?

Sounds tasty.

  • 11.28.2011 8:46 PM PDT

Achronos, is too sweet, kind and fluffy to be in the mafia. He wouldn't even hurt a fly.

  • 11.28.2011 8:49 PM PDT

It only takes a simple question to change everything.

Absolutely. This used to be what he said as an excuse whenever the cops started to question him about his crimes. I assure you that this is definitely true.

  • 11.28.2011 8:54 PM PDT
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11/9/04 - 4/15/10

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Posted by: Butane123
I know he always enjoys leaving severed horse heads in the beds of people he knows as a joke.

It starts to loose its charm after the third or fourth time.


Quoting a ninja to be cool!

With the recession horse heads got to be too much for him, lately it has been goat heads.
Is this how Ling Ling lost his head?

  • 11.28.2011 9:09 PM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.

Duh.

  • 11.29.2011 3:10 AM PDT

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He was the Godfather.

  • 11.29.2011 3:15 AM PDT

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