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Episode 2: Shishka's Rage
Disembodied Soul: *Sigh*
Banhammer: What?
DS: Nothing.
BH: No, seriously, what’s up?
DS: Leave me alone. You’re interfering with my slow crawl towards infinity.
BH: You say that to everyone.
DS: Then why doesn’t anyone listen?
BH: For someone who’s supposed to be emotional support, you sure do need serious help. You should see a shrink.
DS: Tried. Scared her off.
BH: Figures. So what happened?
DS: Weresnail and Sawnose were planning something, I heard my name, asked what they wanted and they said they didn’t call.
BH: Well, you do pop up randomly all the time…
DS: I don’t feel like talking to you.
BH: Too bad. Wait, you said they were together? And planning something?
DS: I didn’t realize that I served your mom so hard you lost your hearing.
BH: Something’s going on…we’d better be on our toes. Soul…Soul?
DS: …
Shishka: Damn, where’d Achronos go? You know guys?
Impurity: Shishka is talking to me? Crap, what did I do…
VII Toast: Dunno. All I know is that recon left the place to Stosh.
S: So where’s he?
7T: Dunno. Hasn’t shown up yet. I’m about to sign off.
S: Negative. You both stay on. I’m going to go find out what’s going on.
I: Haha, pwnt Toast!
7T: You’re stuck here too fool.
S: I should kill you both…where’s Jim?
I: He’s sending mass pm’s to Achronos to allow links to secured url’s.
Narrator: At this point Shishka is too flabbergasted by them to even bother continuing.
Frankie: Hey sketch, look what I can do! Watch! Are you watching.
Sketchfactor: Wait, you just left the room and I just started working. Give me another second so I can save my data. Oh wait, there isn’t any.
F: You looking?!
SF: Yeah…why are you putting your feet to your head?
F: It’s too hot. My feet are too cold, and my head is too hot.
SF: Wow. That’s…ingenius. I think.
F: Yeah, I came up with it all by myself.
S: Hey, either of you seen…what are you doing.
SF: He’s being a moron.
F: I’m putting my feet on my head!
S: Why, are your feet cold and your heads hot or something?
F: Yeah! Someone who finally understands me.
S: Don’t worry sketch, it’s not a talent. You just have to think of the most ridiculous thing you can for everything he does, and it ends up being right every time. With pinpoint accuracy, I might add. Scares me sometimes.
SF: So what’s up shish?
S: Have either of you…sketch, have you seen Achronos?
F: Why don’t you ask me?
SF: Nope, haven’t seen him today. He might have taken off early though, he does that sometimes.
S: Great. Alright, try to get some work done. You know you’ve got that spreadsheet due today.
SF: If you get this blubbering irish man out of my office, I’d finish it in no time.
F: I'm not Irish!
S: Sorry. Such are the burdens of life.
SF: Bastard…
F: Hey sketch, look at what I can do…
AGDTinMan: Hey Mehve, guess what?
Mehve: What?
AGD: Guess.
M: I don’t want to guess. Just tell me.
AGD: I can’t tell you. The point is that you’d guess.
M: Why do I have to guess? Can’t you just tell me?
Ninja On Fire: Can’t you two shut up? I’m in the middle of fixing this bug.
Narrator: They both ignore him and continue their conversation.
AGD: I’ll give you a hint, how about that?
M: I don’t want to hear the stupid hint, just tell me what it is.
AGD: Hint or nothing.
M: Fine, what’s the hint?
AGD: It has to do with what Ninja’s doing.
NoF: I’m working, shut up.
M: What kind of hint is that? It doesn’t let me know anything.
AGD: Ok, fine. It’s about what he’s working on right now.
NoF: You know, I’m right here.
M: You don’t mean—
AGD: Yeah, I do.
NoF: Jesus, please kill me. Please—
Shishka: Hey, have you guys seen Achronos?
AGD: When you say ‘seen’, what exactly do you mean?
NoF: He means have we seen—
M: I think it means is Achronos in the room?
AGD: I don’t know. Is he in the room?
S: Umm…
M: I don’t think he’s in the room. Unless he’s hiding in the microwave.
AGD: A distinct possibility.
NoF: …
S: …
NoF: …
S: …
NoF: …
S: …Wait, you guys have a microwave in here?
NoF: Apparently…
S: That’s who made that massive mess over the weekend. You know there’s no microwave’s in the offices. Who brought it in here?
AGD & M: Ninja.
NoF: I didn’t, it was, uh, nevermind. Look, we haven’t seen Achronos around.
S: Fine. Wait here.
NoF: Why?
S: I just sharpened my sword, I want to show it to you guys.
Narator: Shishka leaves room.
AGD: Sweet! Shishka never shows his sword to anybody!
M: You know why?
AGD: No, why?
M: Guess.
NoF: I know why. See you later guys.
AGD: I don’t care, and I’m not guessing.
M: Fine. Honey!
AGD: Alright, alright…
Kuniklo: Move this here, move that there, and this should go here…
S: Hey, you…are rearranging your desk. Again.
K: What do you mean again?
S: This is like the fifth time this week.
K: No, you must be mistaken.
S: Like that’s happened before. Anyways, you seen Achronos around?
K: Nope, don’t think he’s in. Though I thought I saw his car here…
S: Damn. You know, as management overhead, you should probably watch those people working under you…or over you, or whatever.
K: What’s that supposed to mean?
S: It means that nobody does any work around here…it’s amazing we even get things done.
K: Well, I’ve been working all day.
S: Yes, rearranging your desk. That’s not work.
K: Took all day.
S: I’ll see you soon…
Marty the Elder: Evil!
Evil Otto: No, it’s not evil. Computers are our friends.
MtE: Look, I can use the simple things I have in the studio. You guys use these death machines. OK?!
EO: Seriously, you are just overreacting. Computers won’t do anything to you.
MtE: Last time I tried setting it up, I got shocked so bad…
EO: That’s because you weren’t grounded.
MtE: It’s because it tried to kill me.
S: You guys haven’t…
EO: What?
S: Nevermind. I’ll be back.
MtE: That was weird.
EO: Not as weird as you, you old fart. Just try it.
MtE: Never!
Webmaster: Hey! How’s it going guys?! *hic*
Spartakus: OMG!!! IT’S THE WEBMASTER!!
W: Whoa, chill out there kid. I’m a little on the hanged over side.
Eagles5: It’s hung over.
W: Learn your English skillz, then we talk. I’m answering questions…I think…
Halodude4ever: Hey, when’s halo3 coming out?!
MJOLNIR: What can you tell us about halo3?
ODST1125: Jesus, can someone save us?
W: Hey! No halo3 questions! I don’t know anything about halo3…or 2 or 1. Or that thing before it. Don’t you know I was on sabbatical…for like a few yearsish? Damn, my head hurts. Ok, any more questions?
Jennelle4now: I’m hot.
Halifax: If one plus one is one in a bun, then what’s one plus two?
W: Umm…maybe you should try to cool off? And one plus one isn’t one in a bun. Who taught you math! It’s simple economics. One plus one is the number of drinks I had last night…which is also the pain level my head is at. Next.
Opogjijijp: What speculations can you give us on the whereabouts of the other halo rings, in regards to the galaxy as a whole?
W: Umm…I’m going to have to ask you never to speak again.
Kilroy: If your drunk, and wearing a gorilla suit, how do you type with a keyboard?
W: Wow…I think that’s the most difficult queakagtwoin ghaioug I hgagwo igoia gewaor. Where’s Yoozel…
Episode 3...SOON!
[Edited on 5/1/2006]