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That was rivetting!

  • 05.01.2006 5:36 AM PDT

Phrog pilots, reckless and free. We would strap into our birds, set the engines on fire, and leave these earthly bonds with a chorus of WHOP WHOP WHOP. Akin to beating your chest and howling in defiance at the rest of the world.
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It's obviously fiction. Everyone knows that Ninja and Tinman are far too afraid of Mehve to cast insults. ;)

  • 05.01.2006 6:58 AM PDT

If you don't got it, you want it. If you got it, you want more of it. Of course if you don't know what it is, it's hard to get any in the first place.

Posted by: Halifax
I thought the characters, even the bad guys, juvenile and unbelievable.
Since when has Bungie ever not been juvenile? FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!!

I got a grand chucke out of this yesterday. I had a strange feeling Ninja On Fire would laugh at this, and I was right.

  • 05.01.2006 10:04 AM PDT

come to think of it, i really don't know anything about AGDTinMan or Mehve, other than what you guys just said. Good thing you said that too, cause i wrote some material that would boggle the mind because it had none of this in it. A short fix up won't be too bad though.

  • 05.01.2006 12:14 PM PDT

Episode 2: Shishka's Rage

Disembodied Soul: *Sigh*
Banhammer: What?
DS: Nothing.
BH: No, seriously, what’s up?
DS: Leave me alone. You’re interfering with my slow crawl towards infinity.
BH: You say that to everyone.
DS: Then why doesn’t anyone listen?
BH: For someone who’s supposed to be emotional support, you sure do need serious help. You should see a shrink.
DS: Tried. Scared her off.
BH: Figures. So what happened?
DS: Weresnail and Sawnose were planning something, I heard my name, asked what they wanted and they said they didn’t call.
BH: Well, you do pop up randomly all the time…
DS: I don’t feel like talking to you.
BH: Too bad. Wait, you said they were together? And planning something?
DS: I didn’t realize that I served your mom so hard you lost your hearing.
BH: Something’s going on…we’d better be on our toes. Soul…Soul?
DS: …

Shishka: Damn, where’d Achronos go? You know guys?
Impurity: Shishka is talking to me? Crap, what did I do…
VII Toast: Dunno. All I know is that recon left the place to Stosh.
S: So where’s he?
7T: Dunno. Hasn’t shown up yet. I’m about to sign off.
S: Negative. You both stay on. I’m going to go find out what’s going on.
I: Haha, pwnt Toast!
7T: You’re stuck here too fool.
S: I should kill you both…where’s Jim?
I: He’s sending mass pm’s to Achronos to allow links to secured url’s.
Narrator: At this point Shishka is too flabbergasted by them to even bother continuing.

Frankie: Hey sketch, look what I can do! Watch! Are you watching.
Sketchfactor: Wait, you just left the room and I just started working. Give me another second so I can save my data. Oh wait, there isn’t any.
F: You looking?!
SF: Yeah…why are you putting your feet to your head?
F: It’s too hot. My feet are too cold, and my head is too hot.
SF: Wow. That’s…ingenius. I think.
F: Yeah, I came up with it all by myself.
S: Hey, either of you seen…what are you doing.
SF: He’s being a moron.
F: I’m putting my feet on my head!
S: Why, are your feet cold and your heads hot or something?
F: Yeah! Someone who finally understands me.
S: Don’t worry sketch, it’s not a talent. You just have to think of the most ridiculous thing you can for everything he does, and it ends up being right every time. With pinpoint accuracy, I might add. Scares me sometimes.
SF: So what’s up shish?
S: Have either of you…sketch, have you seen Achronos?
F: Why don’t you ask me?
SF: Nope, haven’t seen him today. He might have taken off early though, he does that sometimes.
S: Great. Alright, try to get some work done. You know you’ve got that spreadsheet due today.
SF: If you get this blubbering irish man out of my office, I’d finish it in no time.
F: I'm not Irish!
S: Sorry. Such are the burdens of life.
SF: Bastard…
F: Hey sketch, look at what I can do…

AGDTinMan: Hey Mehve, guess what?
Mehve: What?
AGD: Guess.
M: I don’t want to guess. Just tell me.
AGD: I can’t tell you. The point is that you’d guess.
M: Why do I have to guess? Can’t you just tell me?
Ninja On Fire: Can’t you two shut up? I’m in the middle of fixing this bug.
Narrator: They both ignore him and continue their conversation.
AGD: I’ll give you a hint, how about that?
M: I don’t want to hear the stupid hint, just tell me what it is.
AGD: Hint or nothing.
M: Fine, what’s the hint?
AGD: It has to do with what Ninja’s doing.
NoF: I’m working, shut up.
M: What kind of hint is that? It doesn’t let me know anything.
AGD: Ok, fine. It’s about what he’s working on right now.
NoF: You know, I’m right here.
M: You don’t mean—
AGD: Yeah, I do.
NoF: Jesus, please kill me. Please—
Shishka: Hey, have you guys seen Achronos?
AGD: When you say ‘seen’, what exactly do you mean?
NoF: He means have we seen—
M: I think it means is Achronos in the room?
AGD: I don’t know. Is he in the room?
S: Umm…
M: I don’t think he’s in the room. Unless he’s hiding in the microwave.
AGD: A distinct possibility.
NoF: …
S: …
NoF: …
S: …
NoF: …
S: …Wait, you guys have a microwave in here?
NoF: Apparently…
S: That’s who made that massive mess over the weekend. You know there’s no microwave’s in the offices. Who brought it in here?
AGD & M: Ninja.
NoF: I didn’t, it was, uh, nevermind. Look, we haven’t seen Achronos around.
S: Fine. Wait here.
NoF: Why?
S: I just sharpened my sword, I want to show it to you guys.
Narator: Shishka leaves room.
AGD: Sweet! Shishka never shows his sword to anybody!
M: You know why?
AGD: No, why?
M: Guess.
NoF: I know why. See you later guys.
AGD: I don’t care, and I’m not guessing.
M: Fine. Honey!
AGD: Alright, alright…

Kuniklo: Move this here, move that there, and this should go here…
S: Hey, you…are rearranging your desk. Again.
K: What do you mean again?
S: This is like the fifth time this week.
K: No, you must be mistaken.
S: Like that’s happened before. Anyways, you seen Achronos around?
K: Nope, don’t think he’s in. Though I thought I saw his car here…
S: Damn. You know, as management overhead, you should probably watch those people working under you…or over you, or whatever.
K: What’s that supposed to mean?
S: It means that nobody does any work around here…it’s amazing we even get things done.
K: Well, I’ve been working all day.
S: Yes, rearranging your desk. That’s not work.
K: Took all day.
S: I’ll see you soon…

Marty the Elder: Evil!
Evil Otto: No, it’s not evil. Computers are our friends.
MtE: Look, I can use the simple things I have in the studio. You guys use these death machines. OK?!
EO: Seriously, you are just overreacting. Computers won’t do anything to you.
MtE: Last time I tried setting it up, I got shocked so bad…
EO: That’s because you weren’t grounded.
MtE: It’s because it tried to kill me.
S: You guys haven’t…
EO: What?
S: Nevermind. I’ll be back.
MtE: That was weird.
EO: Not as weird as you, you old fart. Just try it.
MtE: Never!

Webmaster: Hey! How’s it going guys?! *hic*
Spartakus: OMG!!! IT’S THE WEBMASTER!!
W: Whoa, chill out there kid. I’m a little on the hanged over side.
Eagles5: It’s hung over.
W: Learn your English skillz, then we talk. I’m answering questions…I think…
Halodude4ever: Hey, when’s halo3 coming out?!
MJOLNIR: What can you tell us about halo3?
ODST1125: Jesus, can someone save us?
W: Hey! No halo3 questions! I don’t know anything about halo3…or 2 or 1. Or that thing before it. Don’t you know I was on sabbatical…for like a few yearsish? Damn, my head hurts. Ok, any more questions?
Jennelle4now: I’m hot.
Halifax: If one plus one is one in a bun, then what’s one plus two?
W: Umm…maybe you should try to cool off? And one plus one isn’t one in a bun. Who taught you math! It’s simple economics. One plus one is the number of drinks I had last night…which is also the pain level my head is at. Next.
Opogjijijp: What speculations can you give us on the whereabouts of the other halo rings, in regards to the galaxy as a whole?
W: Umm…I’m going to have to ask you never to speak again.
Kilroy: If your drunk, and wearing a gorilla suit, how do you type with a keyboard?
W: Wow…I think that’s the most difficult queakagtwoin ghaioug I hgagwo igoia gewaor. Where’s Yoozel…

Episode 3...SOON!

[Edited on 5/1/2006]

  • 05.01.2006 6:11 PM PDT
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That's purdy good. I got what.....3 lines? 2?

  • 05.01.2006 6:28 PM PDT
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I love how within a few days of the discovery of Superusers there is already a fan fic about them..... excellent.

I need more.

  • 05.01.2006 6:40 PM PDT

If you don't got it, you want it. If you got it, you want more of it. Of course if you don't know what it is, it's hard to get any in the first place.

Since when is Frankie Irish? I distinctly remember kilt jokes.

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  • 05.01.2006 6:44 PM PDT

Posted by: RoboChocobo
Since when is Frankie Irish? I distinctly remember kilt jokes.


*blinks*

he isn't?

  • 05.01.2006 6:45 PM PDT

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Posted by: sir_brilliant
Posted by: RoboChocobo
Since when is Frankie Irish? I distinctly remember kilt jokes.


*blinks*

he isn't?


No idea.

  • 05.01.2006 6:59 PM PDT

fixed.

  • 05.01.2006 7:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: spartakus14
Posted by: sir_brilliant
Posted by: RoboChocobo
Since when is Frankie Irish? I distinctly remember kilt jokes.


*blinks*

he isn't?


No idea.


Aye. He be a Scotsman![/brutal slaughtering of Scottish Accent]

  • 05.01.2006 7:09 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

I wonder if Shiska will actually end up showing Mehve and AGD that sword...

For a chapter titled "Shishka's Rage," Shishka didn't seem particularly angry.

  • 05.01.2006 9:19 PM PDT

Posted by: Mabian
For a chapter titled "Shishka's Rage," Shishka didn't seem particularly angry.


In time...

  • 05.01.2006 9:20 PM PDT

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Yay. Katana goes krazy.

  • 05.01.2006 9:33 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: sir_brilliant
Posted by: Mabian
For a chapter titled "Shishka's Rage," Shishka didn't seem particularly angry.


In time...


Either you are very good at dramatic comedy, or you screwed up.

  • 05.01.2006 9:44 PM PDT

awsome man, keep up the good work

  • 05.01.2006 9:51 PM PDT
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Moral of the Story: Shishka shall one day perform a bloody one man coup d'etat.
The next project called "Shishka", developed by Shishka, and published by Shishka, which will have Shishka for every credit entry...will be....a slide show. It will be the best selling "video game" in history, due to fear of decapitation and/or impaling.

  • 05.02.2006 1:06 AM PDT
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Posted by: HipHopAnonymus
Moral of the Story: Shishka shall one day perform a bloody one man coup d'etat.
The next project called "Shishka", developed by Shishka, and published by Shishka, which will have Shishka for every credit entry...will be....a slide show. It will be the best selling "video game" in history, due to fear of decapitation and/or impaling.


wtf?

  • 05.02.2006 1:18 AM PDT

Ah, this is good stuff. Im waiting for #3 now.

Sparky will be glad that he is in it...for a whole line.

  • 05.02.2006 1:24 AM PDT

No offense or anything, but am I the only one that thinks fictional stories don't really belong in The Septagon? I mean, I know The Septagon is for "community", but I always think as The Septagon dealing with "real world" community (like the contests and the "documentary"). Meh, whatever...

  • 05.02.2006 3:05 AM PDT
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I've been thinking about this every time I go to the Septagon too. Doesn't feel right.

Move it?
-TGP-

  • 05.02.2006 3:19 AM PDT
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I've seen more of these community ...fanfics... before, but they all got moved, so why not this one?

  • 05.02.2006 3:31 AM PDT

Done and done.

  • 05.02.2006 3:48 AM PDT

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