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Subject: How to be a pro at online Chess

If I haven't fired you yet, it's because I'm still firing your mom in bed.

Find some service that allows you to play online against people. This trick doesn't work very well in real life.

1. Open the chess game on your computer, and set the difficulty to max.

2. Find a game online against someone, and make sure your opponent goes first.

3. Mimic whatever move the opponent makes on the local game you have open.

4. Whatever move the max difficulty AI makes is the move you use against your online opponent.

5. ???

7. PROFIT

By simply acting as a rudimentary catalyst, you gain the power of a maximum difficulty computer A.I. without even knowing anything about chess! You only need to be able to interpret moves in reverse to accurately mimic them between the games*.

*=Your local Chess game against the computer is supposed to be from the view of your opponent since you're mimicking his moves. Because of this, the pieces will move in the opposite directions.

  • 11.27.2011 6:51 PM PDT
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That is actually kinda clever.

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Posted by: nk1297
That is actually kinda clever.

  • 11.27.2011 6:51 PM PDT

Elites FTW!

I'm going to try that sometime.

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Posted by: Kenna
I'm going to try that sometime.


I'm going to try that now...

  • 11.27.2011 6:53 PM PDT

LMAO, that's brilliant.

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Posted by: Timtaztix
yeah this reminds me of the time i got sent to jail for stealing crocs from target becozs i wanted all of the colors because i only got the green wons for my birthday and i wanted more ;)

Interesting, very interesting...

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Genius!

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Posted by: BRADEN OWNZ

Posted by: nk1297
That is actually kinda clever.

  • 11.27.2011 6:56 PM PDT
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This thread is just too brilliant not to reply to.

  • 11.27.2011 6:57 PM PDT


Posted by: BRADEN OWNZ

Posted by: nk1297
That is actually kinda clever.

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Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Mother of god...

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Delightful!

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I feel like this wouldn't work. It sounds too perfect to be true.

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Posted by: Pinkamena Pie
Genius!

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*Starts clapping*

  • 11.27.2011 7:04 PM PDT

That, I shall try

  • 11.27.2011 7:05 PM PDT

-.- I knew about this for a few years now, but I never bothered to try it. Seems like instant-doom for a person who is actually playing fairly. Besides, you don't learn much, which is the whole point, so when I go to actual tournaments it wouldn't have helped me. But since this comment is going to get a lot of hate I will give this thread a 10/10

  • 11.27.2011 7:06 PM PDT

And that's why Go is a better game than Chess.

  • 11.27.2011 7:07 PM PDT

Posted by: Jaythewise1mt

Posted by: Pinkamena Pie
Genius!



BUT WAIT!

What happens if you're playing against someone doing the same thing? Then, in a game of computer against computer, I guess you're both just
*puts on sunglasses*
pawns.
YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

  • 11.27.2011 7:09 PM PDT


Posted by: Firepenguin99
Posted by: Jaythewise1mt

Posted by: Pinkamena Pie
Genius!



BUT WAIT!

What happens if you're playing against someone doing the same thing? Then, in a game of computer against computer, I guess you're both just
*puts on sunglasses*
pawns.
YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

lol win.
Although that can never happen since only the person playing as black can use that trick, as white goes first.
Still win though.

  • 11.27.2011 7:12 PM PDT

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