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Subject: Bad kids love to teabag more.

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Posted by: Majatek
Nope, derailed. I was actually asking what the population thought about teabagging and how it's frequency increases inversely to how good/bad a player is.

And yeah I'm average, but by no means am I a kid - People who teabag at first sight of my dead corpse usually brings me to assume that they are the kids because only those who are immature enough to add insult to injury, and as such my assumption isn't completely unfounded. But that's okay, call me a kid even though I'm like 20 and discussing about what the population thinks about teabagging rather than saying "HEY LOOK AT ME, I GOT TEABAGGED AND I'M OBVIOUSLY MAD BECAUSE I'M NOT INQUIRING ABOUT IT, I'M COMPLAINING ABOUT IT."

Go ahead, you know you want to.
Type "umad bro", lol.



Okay kid, umad bro.


Oh lol, nice list of opinionated assumptions. I'll go out on a limb here and call you a troll, okay?



Do I need to explain everything for kids like you nowadays? Then again I really shouldn't expect much from people who learned how to argue from Beavis and Butthead.


....and a hypocrite.

  • 11.29.2011 2:18 AM PDT

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Posted by: Majatek
call me a kid even though I'm like 20

You're either 20 or you're not. You can't be similar to 20.

Go ahead, you know you want to.
Type "umad bro", lol.

I doubt you're mad. The Care Bears are usually pretty calm.

[Edited on 11.29.2011 2:21 AM PST]

  • 11.29.2011 2:19 AM PDT

How I kill? Simple effective Head shots and Beat downs. My newest favorite saying? Bullet meet head, head meet bullet. I would love to say this to a current telemarketer. I now have come up with Operation Laser. Operation Laser is the basis of basic lasering. Spartan Lasers ftw!

umad bro? Nah jk.

On the other hand though I kinda sorta agree with you, but then I realize that 1. it's tradition, and 2. some people don't get enough kills to celebrate for in the first place.

Let him celebrate. He got a lucky kill, big deal. You laughed at it, so why are you here talking about it?

People these days...

  • 11.29.2011 2:23 AM PDT

That kid that killed you..... Got a Killjoy.

I tbag every mother-blam!- out there whenever i get a killjoy. I take the pride of ending their sprees :P

  • 11.29.2011 2:29 AM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks


Posted by: Sentox6
Posted by: Majatek
call me a kid even though I'm like 20

You're either 20 or you're not. You can't be similar to 20.

Go ahead, you know you want to.
Type "umad bro", lol.

I doubt you're mad. The Care Bears are usually pretty calm.

"like 20", meaning "I am like twenty years old".

Yeah, not mad - It's what I've been trying to tell that other guy, but nope, he's all "umad bro". The only thing that I care about actually is your opinion on the subject of players skills being an inverse measure to how good of a player they are.

Oh and;
Posted by: WulfwoodsSins
....and a hypocrite.

What was I supposed to post? That you have excellent logic? Lolno.

  • 11.29.2011 2:35 AM PDT

How I kill? Simple effective Head shots and Beat downs. My newest favorite saying? Bullet meet head, head meet bullet. I would love to say this to a current telemarketer. I now have come up with Operation Laser. Operation Laser is the basis of basic lasering. Spartan Lasers ftw!

Although things like this deserve a nice little t-bag...

  • 11.29.2011 2:37 AM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks


Posted by: NineteenGerm52
That kid that killed you..... Got a Killjoy.

I tbag every mother-blam!- out there whenever i get a killjoy. I take the pride of ending their sprees :P

I actually noticed how there was like less than 4 kills left by the time I got my Running Riot 'till the game ended, so there's part of a reason why I let myself go from the cover to be spamsniped.
Meaning, I didn't care about my spree after the Running Riot, because the game was going to end before I could get the next spree.

But that's okay, take pride in doing that.

The only thing I think of when I get a a killjoy is "Oh my god my team sucks and they're getting fed lots of kills".

  • 11.29.2011 2:39 AM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks


Posted by: ferretarmy19872
Although things like this deserve a nice little t-bag...

Oh god that... You... Really you should've teabagged in that scenario.

There were multiple times in that video where they were close enough to do a double pummel. But failed. So hard. Oh god lol.

  • 11.29.2011 2:44 AM PDT

How I kill? Simple effective Head shots and Beat downs. My newest favorite saying? Bullet meet head, head meet bullet. I would love to say this to a current telemarketer. I now have come up with Operation Laser. Operation Laser is the basis of basic lasering. Spartan Lasers ftw!

I don't know why I didn't. Then again putting it in my file share, and rendering it for all to see is humiliation enough.

P.S. The guy who jacked me was banshee whoring the entire game...

[Edited on 11.29.2011 2:47 AM PST]

  • 11.29.2011 2:45 AM PDT

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Posted by: Majatek
Posted by: WulfwoodsSins
....and a hypocrite.

What was I supposed to post? That you have excellent logic? Lolno.


Symptoms : -Something happened to OP while playing Reach that could happen to anyone
-OP makes post about it on B.net with a poll that requires anyone not giving him the answer he seeks "an intelligent reason."
-OP asserts that even though he is a whole whooping 20 years old, and doesn't want annnnnnyone assuming he is a kid, while he maintains that anyone who t-bags him, or disagrees with him, is a kid.
-OP also asserts that even though it's okay for him to make baseless assumptions, others should not do so in his thread.
-Linked to some drivel on youtube.

Diagnosis : hestillmad.

Prescription : Preparation H, to be administered by trained medical staff, to ensure OP does not ingest it orally, some warm milk, a blanket, and some cuddles.

  • 11.29.2011 2:50 AM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks


Posted by: WulfwoodsSins

Posted by: Majatek
Posted by: WulfwoodsSins
....and a hypocrite.

What was I supposed to post? That you have excellent logic? Lolno.


Symptoms : -Something happened to OP while playing Reach that could happen to anyone
-OP makes post about it on B.net with a poll that requires anyone not giving him the answer he seeks "an intelligent reason."
-OP asserts that even though he is a whole whooping 20 years old, and doesn't want annnnnnyone assuming he is a kid, while he maintains that anyone who t-bags him, or disagrees with him, is a kid.
-OP also asserts that even though it's okay for him to make baseless assumptions, others should not do so in his thread.
-Linked to some drivel on youtube.

Diagnosis : hestillmad.

Prescription : Preparation H, to be administered by trained medical staff, to ensure OP does not ingest it orally, some warm milk, a blanket, and some cuddles.

This guy right here, this guy.

He wants me to be mad (oh lol).

Okay let's break down your argument here.
First off, nope, I asked for opinions/comments, not just a "no" from the audience.

Secondly, I have the right to assume that those who energetically teabag me are most likely kids who have been raging at me for the rest of the game because I kept on killing them over and over again.

Thirdly, my assumptions are not unfounded, yours are based all on trying to prove that I'm mad, which unfortunately will never work.

Diagnosis: You're getting delusional.

Prescription: Stop attempting to troll someone who obviously doesn't get mad.

inb4 the more I type I'm not mad the more it proves that I am mad, but I know you'll post that. Anything to inflate your e-peen when it comes to how much better you are than I am. <3

  • 11.29.2011 2:56 AM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks

Posted by: x4m d1eG0
Ur bad

You're pretty close to being bad too :(

  • 11.29.2011 3:02 AM PDT

How I kill? Simple effective Head shots and Beat downs. My newest favorite saying? Bullet meet head, head meet bullet. I would love to say this to a current telemarketer. I now have come up with Operation Laser. Operation Laser is the basis of basic lasering. Spartan Lasers ftw!

I wonder if OP is slightly cheered up by the double win I posted.

  • 11.29.2011 3:05 AM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks

Posted by: ferretarmy19872
I wonder if OP is slightly cheered up by the double win I posted.

The video? Oh yeah, it's lulz. :P

  • 11.29.2011 3:07 AM PDT

Planking : Parkour for people who don't move very fast.


Posted by: Majatek

This guy right here, this guy.

He wants me to be mad (oh lol).

Okay let's break down your argument here.
First off, nope, I asked for opinions/comments, not just a "no" from the audience.

Because then you'd need to explain why you voted "no" intelligently.


Secondly, I have the right to assume that those who energetically teabag me are most likely kids who have been raging at me for the rest of the game because I kept on killing them over and over again.

Just like I have the right to assume you are mad because you decided to post about it on B.net

Thirdly, my assumptions are not unfounded, yours are based all on trying to prove that I'm mad, which unfortunately will never work.
Oh? You spoke to said t-bagger then, and confirmed he was a kid? You're just as unfounded as I am, junior. And yes, I will call you that, seeing as you are 10 years my younger.

Diagnosis: You're getting delusional.

Prescription: Stop attempting to troll someone who obviously doesn't get mad.
Hey, I'm not responding to myself here.

inb4 the more I type I'm not mad the more it proves that I am mad, but I know you'll post that. Anything to inflate your e-peen when it comes to how much better you are than I am. <3
If you ain't mad, while do you feel the need to defend yourself, eh? And I find it telling that you are concerning yourself with 'peen'.

  • 11.29.2011 3:07 AM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks


Posted by: WulfwoodsSins

Posted by: Majatek

This guy right here, this guy.

He wants me to be mad (oh lol).

Okay let's break down your argument here.
First off, nope, I asked for opinions/comments, not just a "no" from the audience.

Because then you'd need to explain why you voted "no" intelligently.


Secondly, I have the right to assume that those who energetically teabag me are most likely kids who have been raging at me for the rest of the game because I kept on killing them over and over again.

Just like I have the right to assume you are mad because you decided to post about it on B.net

Thirdly, my assumptions are not unfounded, yours are based all on trying to prove that I'm mad, which unfortunately will never work.
Oh? You spoke to said t-bagger then, and confirmed he was a kid? You're just as unfounded as I am, junior. And yes, I will call you that, seeing as you are 10 years my younger.

Diagnosis: You're getting delusional.

Prescription: Stop attempting to troll someone who obviously doesn't get mad.
Hey, I'm not responding to myself here.

inb4 the more I type I'm not mad the more it proves that I am mad, but I know you'll post that. Anything to inflate your e-peen when it comes to how much better you are than I am. <3
If you ain't mad, while do you feel the need to defend yourself, eh? And I find it telling that you are concerning yourself with 'peen'.

Ooh look, you're proving my point that you're trying to argue that point that I'm getting mad. I was right, you're just assuming that for the sake of trolling.

Also, I love how you skipped "Diagnosis: You're getting delusional".
And e-peen = ego. Just so you know, bro.

  • 11.29.2011 3:11 AM PDT

Planking : Parkour for people who don't move very fast.


Posted by: Majatek
Ooh look, you're proving my point that you're trying to argue that point that I'm getting mad. I was right, you're just assuming that for the sake of trolling.

Also, I love how you skipped "Diagnosis: You're getting delusional".
And e-peen = ego. Just so you know, bro.


Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit man, you got me, I must be delusional (another baseless assumption from OP, big surprise.)

And this is for fun, not ego.

If it was for ego, I'd call you a "puss infested -blam!- bubble hanging from a -blam!-s ass."

I'm sure that loses some of it's charm going through the word filter.

  • 11.29.2011 3:17 AM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks


Posted by: WulfwoodsSins

Posted by: Majatek
Ooh look, you're proving my point that you're trying to argue that point that I'm getting mad. I was right, you're just assuming that for the sake of trolling.

Also, I love how you skipped "Diagnosis: You're getting delusional".
And e-peen = ego. Just so you know, bro.


Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit man, you got me, I must be delusional (another baseless assumption from OP, big surprise.)

And this is for fun, not ego.

If it was for ego, I'd call you a "puss infested -blam!- bubble hanging from a -blam!-s ass."

I'm sure that loses some of it's charm going through the word filter.

Lol but I'm pretty sure you're failing to prove that I'm mad.

Because guess what?

I was never mad in the first place.
:o

And calling you delusional wasn't an unfounded accusation as you were deluded in calling me mad.

  • 11.29.2011 3:19 AM PDT
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I teabag people because it induces delicious tears and the poor victim running back to me for more.

  • 11.29.2011 3:21 AM PDT

Planking : Parkour for people who don't move very fast.


Posted by: Majatek

Posted by: WulfwoodsSins

Posted by: Majatek
Ooh look, you're proving my point that you're trying to argue that point that I'm getting mad. I was right, you're just assuming that for the sake of trolling.

Also, I love how you skipped "Diagnosis: You're getting delusional".
And e-peen = ego. Just so you know, bro.


Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit man, you got me, I must be delusional (another baseless assumption from OP, big surprise.)

And this is for fun, not ego.

If it was for ego, I'd call you a "puss infested -blam!- bubble hanging from a -blam!-s ass."

I'm sure that loses some of it's charm going through the word filter.

Lol but I'm pretty sure you're failing to prove that I'm mad.

Because guess what?

I was never mad in the first place.
:o

And calling you delusional wasn't an unfounded accusation as you were deluded in calling me mad.


Nope. Still baseless. And I'm not trying to prove anything you haven't proven yourself. Like I said, this is for fun. I literally saw your thread, and though "Yeah, let's -blam!- with this guy."

Glad to see you played along, like a lap dog.

  • 11.29.2011 3:23 AM PDT

Halo 3: ReV Eskimo

eventually ill be back on Reach and CEA. i enjoy gaming for fun, im a great player and i enjoy smoking while i play. so any chill players feel free to add me. I in NO way support halocharts; old username.


Posted by: LordMonkey
The celebratory "tea-bagging" has been in Halo since the beginning. I don't think it is for bad kids as much as it is tradition.


agreed.

OP: i dont care who is doing it more "bad-kids"(very lame term) or more seasoned players, its all the same.

  • 11.29.2011 3:24 AM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks


Posted by: WulfwoodsSins

Posted by: Majatek

Posted by: WulfwoodsSins

Posted by: Majatek
Ooh look, you're proving my point that you're trying to argue that point that I'm getting mad. I was right, you're just assuming that for the sake of trolling.

Also, I love how you skipped "Diagnosis: You're getting delusional".
And e-peen = ego. Just so you know, bro.


Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit man, you got me, I must be delusional (another baseless assumption from OP, big surprise.)

And this is for fun, not ego.

If it was for ego, I'd call you a "puss infested -blam!- bubble hanging from a -blam!-s ass."

I'm sure that loses some of it's charm going through the word filter.

Lol but I'm pretty sure you're failing to prove that I'm mad.

Because guess what?

I was never mad in the first place.
:o

And calling you delusional wasn't an unfounded accusation as you were deluded in calling me mad.


Nope. Still baseless. And I'm not trying to prove anything you haven't proven yourself. Like I said, this is for fun. I literally saw your thread, and though "Yeah, let's -blam!- with this guy."

Glad to see you played along, like a lap dog.

Glad to see that you believed in me believing you, lol.

I actually wondered when you'd realize that I knew where you were going, but decided to play along anyway because it would be funny to see you try to prove nothing when in the end I'd be laughing at your failed attempts at trolling me~

Classic back-peddling maneuver.
"That whole time I was toying with you"

So what is your opinion about people who teabag you?

  • 11.29.2011 3:27 AM PDT

Planking : Parkour for people who don't move very fast.


Posted by: Majatek

Posted by: WulfwoodsSins

Posted by: Majatek

Posted by: WulfwoodsSins

Posted by: Majatek
Ooh look, you're proving my point that you're trying to argue that point that I'm getting mad. I was right, you're just assuming that for the sake of trolling.

Also, I love how you skipped "Diagnosis: You're getting delusional".
And e-peen = ego. Just so you know, bro.


Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit man, you got me, I must be delusional (another baseless assumption from OP, big surprise.)

And this is for fun, not ego.

If it was for ego, I'd call you a "puss infested -blam!- bubble hanging from a -blam!-s ass."

I'm sure that loses some of it's charm going through the word filter.

Lol but I'm pretty sure you're failing to prove that I'm mad.

Because guess what?

I was never mad in the first place.
:o

And calling you delusional wasn't an unfounded accusation as you were deluded in calling me mad.


Nope. Still baseless. And I'm not trying to prove anything you haven't proven yourself. Like I said, this is for fun. I literally saw your thread, and though "Yeah, let's -blam!- with this guy."

Glad to see you played along, like a lap dog.

Glad to see that you believed in me believing you, lol.
Oh man, if only you had Coup, you'd see the irony in that statement.


I actually wondered when you'd realize that I knew where you were going, but decided to play along anyway because it would be funny to see you try to prove nothing when in the end I'd be laughing at your failed attempts at trolling me~

Classic back-peddling maneuver.
"That whole time I was toying with you"
{
And I'm dead serious, kids are passed out, wife was in bed/getting ready for work, it's 6:30 AM in Toronto, it's raining, and there ain't -blam!- to do, this is how I amuse myself.
So what is your opinion about people who teabag you?
Teabagging is as much a part of Halo (and gaming) as the ringworld itself. I've teabagged, and been teabagged. It's turned into an gaming tradition. Nothing worth posting on B.net over.

  • 11.29.2011 3:34 AM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks

No irony in that, as hilarious as it is, it's true :P

And that's true, outside can get pretty dull especially when the gods decide to piss on picnic fun. And that there's nothing to do outside in the morning.

  • 11.29.2011 3:37 AM PDT

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