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Many people would assume that if you're a troll or come to the forums just to give people a hard time or be ignorant than you have a small dick, i am here to prove there is much much more to it.

Now it IS very possible people like that could have small dicks or large ones but when you grind past all the impossible math there is one equation that can tell you a mans -blam!- size over the internet with 100% accuracy! The formula for the equation is as follows:

Dicksize(inches) = K/d x2
An example is
"my K/d is 2.0 therefor my dick size is 4 inches!

Thank you, and have a goodnight =)

  • 11.29.2011 12:00 AM PDT


Posted by: Throttle
"my K/d is 2.0 therefor my dick size is 4 inches!

So your saying you have a small willy?? I'm confused in so many ways

  • 11.29.2011 12:03 AM PDT


Posted by: this aint livin

Posted by: Throttle
"my K/d is 2.0 therefor my dick size is 4 inches!

So your saying you have a small willy?? I'm confused in so many ways


Well sir, look at your k/d (kill death ratio) then multiply that by 2

That is your dicksize.

  • 11.29.2011 12:04 AM PDT

then my dick is 67inch?

  • 11.29.2011 12:04 AM PDT

if your K/d 33.5 then yes!

  • 11.29.2011 12:05 AM PDT

Sounds pretty accurate.

  • 11.29.2011 12:56 AM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks

This is another reason why I don't believe that the OP is even close to being intelligent.

  • 11.29.2011 1:14 AM PDT
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You've got it wrong, the only rule you need to know is:

If you make a big deal about your stats in a video game, you definitely have a tiny wang.

  • 11.29.2011 3:11 AM PDT


Posted by: Majatek
This is another reason why I don't believe that the OP is even close to being intelligent.


You made a 2 option poll with a yes option and an "other" option
#getatme

  • 11.29.2011 6:12 AM PDT

1/10, because I replied.

  • 11.29.2011 6:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: Warrior Inside

Posted by: Gamesagers
Sounds pretty accurate.

so my dick size is 19 inches?


You poor thing.

  • 11.29.2011 6:18 AM PDT

I don't fight because I hate what's in front of me, I fight because I love what's behind me.

Actually I beleive that your worry about your stats on the internet is inversely proportional to your actual dick size.

  • 11.29.2011 6:50 AM PDT

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inb4BTBTURKsdicksize

  • 11.29.2011 7:25 AM PDT

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Posted by: natergator08
inb4BTBTURKsdicksize


512.78 inches


Holy -blam!-e, wonder how they'd make a condom that big

  • 11.29.2011 7:30 AM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks

Posted by: Throttle
Posted by: Majatek
This is another reason why I don't believe that the OP is even close to being intelligent.

You made a 2 option poll with a yes option and an "other" option
#getatme


I made a poll with two options, "yes", and "other: comment", which obviously meant that you could either vote "yes" and agree to what I already proposed, or, you could post your own opinion and discuss why.
But no, you had to repeatedly ask "BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYY :(" like a derp, so there you have it. That is why I posted that image in this topic, while also calling your posts unintelligent.

  • 11.29.2011 8:13 AM PDT
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Play it, love it, rate it.

I find this quite hilarious. This is not accurate by all means, but it is still incredibly funny.

  • 11.29.2011 8:32 AM PDT


Posted by: Majatek
Posted by: Throttle
Posted by: Majatek
This is another reason why I don't believe that the OP is even close to being intelligent.

You made a 2 option poll with a yes option and an "other" option
#getatme


I made a poll with two options, "yes", and "other: comment", which obviously meant that you could either vote "yes" and agree to what I already proposed, or, you could post your own opinion and discuss why.
But no, you had to repeatedly ask "BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYY :(" like a derp, so there you have it. That is why I posted that image in this topic, while also calling your posts unintelligent.


Please stop making yourself look retarded

  • 11.29.2011 4:28 PM PDT

I'm about as slightly above average as you can get.

My dick is 228 inches then I guess.

-blam!- DECIMALS

  • 11.29.2011 6:02 PM PDT