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Have you immigrated to america?
Posted by: JaxBug
Mexican, actually.
Fire up the illegal immigration jokes!

  • 01.19.2012 5:14 PM PDT
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Well, if I was American (Ew) then I'd find illegal immigrant jokes about Mexican people funny.

But because I'm english, jokes about Americans are a one way ticket.

  • 01.19.2012 5:16 PM PDT

Welcome to page 30 everybody.

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Posted by: Oddulrick III
Welcome to page 30 everybody.


Go kill yourself.

  • 01.19.2012 5:17 PM PDT

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Why do you guys have to hate the Americans? And I don't think immigration jokes are even funny...
Posted by: anthrax409
Well, if I was American (Ew) then I'd find illegal immigrant jokes about Mexican people funny.
But because I'm english, jokes about Americans are a one way ticket.

  • 01.19.2012 5:17 PM PDT

"We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer


Posted by: kashinfist
Have you immigrated to america?
Posted by: JaxBug
Mexican, actually.
Fire up the illegal immigration jokes!

No, I was born on a US Naval base in Japan.

  • 01.19.2012 5:19 PM PDT
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I don't *hate* Americans, I just find the jokes about them funny as 4uck.

  • 01.19.2012 5:20 PM PDT

Posted by: anthrax409

Posted by: Oddulrick III
Welcome to page 30 everybody.


Go kill yourself.


Such hostility.

  • 01.19.2012 5:20 PM PDT

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That's interesting...
A citizen to what country?
Posted by: JaxBug
No, I was born on a US Naval base in Japan.

  • 01.19.2012 5:20 PM PDT

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We don't really have jokes about you guys...
We have stereo-types of course, but I dare say that your stereo-types of us are worse than ours of you.
Posted by: anthrax409
I don't *hate* Americans, I just find the jokes about them funny as 4uck.

  • 01.19.2012 5:21 PM PDT

"We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer


Posted by: anthrax409
I don't *hate* Americans, I just find the jokes about them funny as 4uck.

True.
But it's kinda the same way that racist jokes are funny.

  • 01.19.2012 5:21 PM PDT
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Oh no! Apex is here!

[Edited on 01.19.2012 5:23 PM PST]

  • 01.19.2012 5:22 PM PDT

"We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer


Posted by: kashinfist
That's interesting...
A citizen to what country?
Posted by: JaxBug
No, I was born on a US Naval base in Japan.

The US. It counts as being born on American soil.
I don't have citizenship in Japan because I was born inside the base.

  • 01.19.2012 5:23 PM PDT

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"Oh no" to who?
EDIT: I didn't notice the edit...
Posted by: anthrax409
Oh no! Apex is here!


[Edited on 01.19.2012 5:31 PM PST]

  • 01.19.2012 5:23 PM PDT

Posted by: anthrax409
Oh no! Apex is here!


That is quite the dilemma.

  • 01.19.2012 5:25 PM PDT

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It just occurred to me that you were born in quite a strange place.
Posted by: JaxBug
The US. It counts as being born on American soil.
I don't have citizenship in Japan because I was born inside the base.

  • 01.19.2012 5:34 PM PDT

"We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer


Posted by: kashinfist
It just occurred to me that you were born in quite a strange place.
Posted by: JaxBug
The US. It counts as being born on American soil.
I don't have citizenship in Japan because I was born inside the base.

I was indeed.

  • 01.19.2012 5:40 PM PDT

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Would you care to explain it?
Posted by: JaxBug
I was indeed.

  • 01.19.2012 5:41 PM PDT

"We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer


Posted by: kashinfist
Would you care to explain it?
Posted by: JaxBug
I was indeed.


Uhm...I guess.
My dad was in the Navy, so he got shipped overseas. My parents had just gotten married so my mom came along and lived on base, where I was eventually born.

So I've been to Tokyo Disneyland. I just don't remember because I was like...2 years old.

  • 01.19.2012 5:44 PM PDT

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What the hell is this thread about now?
Posted by: JaxBug
Uhm...I guess.
My dad was in the Navy, so he got shipped overseas. My parents had just gotten married so my mom came along and lived on base, where I was eventually born.
So I've been to Tokyo Disneyland. I just don't remember because I was like...2 years old.

  • 01.19.2012 5:47 PM PDT

Posted by: kashinfist
What the hell is this thread about now?


Whatever we make of it.

  • 01.19.2012 5:48 PM PDT

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Do you always type in italics?
Posted by: Oddulrick III
Whatever we make of it.

  • 01.19.2012 5:49 PM PDT

"We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer


Posted by: kashinfist
What the hell is this thread about now?
Posted by: JaxBug
Uhm...I guess.
My dad was in the Navy, so he got shipped overseas. My parents had just gotten married so my mom came along and lived on base, where I was eventually born.
So I've been to Tokyo Disneyland. I just don't remember because I was like...2 years old.

Hey, you were the one that asked about where I was born.
But this thread is obviously not a recruitment thread anymore. Just...random sangheili people bickering about random things.

  • 01.19.2012 5:49 PM PDT

Posted by: kashinfist
Do you always type in italics?
Posted by: Oddulrick III
Whatever we make of it.


Nope.

  • 01.19.2012 5:49 PM PDT

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I know I helped it get here...
It's not even that anymore, it's actually somewhat calm here.
Posted by: JaxBug
Hey, you were the one that asked about where I was born.
But this thread is obviously not a recruitment thread anymore. Just...random sangheili people bickering about random things.

  • 01.19.2012 5:50 PM PDT