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Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: Oddulrick III
I wonder if this thread will live to see page forty.



Unless Anthrax and iplaya islaya start a new argument I don't think it will.

35 pages is my best bet.

Edit: Totally knew it.

[Edited on 01.22.2012 10:48 AM PST]

  • 01.22.2012 10:48 AM PDT
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Posted by: anthrax409

Posted by: Coldest Forever
I just spoke with Hakuna Matata on xbox live (bionicle guy, Taconova, whatever) for the first time. My psyche will never recover from what it has just experienced. I have lost all faith in Humanity.


May God have mercy on our souls.


So I guess Tanner corrected your grammar? That's your fault dumbass. Go cry somewhere else.


You are just so adorable.

  • 01.22.2012 11:13 AM PDT
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Yup.

  • 01.22.2012 11:13 AM PDT

5 more pages to get 40 pages, we can do it.

So, what you guys think about halo 4?

  • 01.22.2012 12:30 PM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: Lowerdose
You are just so adorable.


I assure you Anthrax is not...


Posted by: yoursodead
5 more pages to get 40 pages, we can do it.

So, what you guys think about halo 4?


Needs more ponies.

[Edited on 01.22.2012 12:53 PM PST]

  • 01.22.2012 12:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lowerdose
You are just so adorable.


I assure you Anthrax is not...

I look a lot like this


Posted by: yoursodead
5 more pages to get 40 pages, we can do it.

So, what you guys think about halo 4?


Needs more ponies.



Halo 4? Well I'm happy that they're using the Halo: Reach engine & the fact that, well, it's Halo 4.

Edit: "Doctor my son's got a lump on his -blam!-."


"How big is it?"


"Around four inches when erect. But I'm here about the lump."


VENUSAUR


[Edited on 01.22.2012 1:22 PM PST]

  • 01.22.2012 1:13 PM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: anthrax409
Halo 4? Well I'm happy that they're using the Halo: Reach engine & the fact that, well, it's Halo 4.


They are using the Reach engine, oh dear god the return to battle barriers will still exist.

...

  • 01.22.2012 1:33 PM PDT
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With a few improvements of course :)

Meanwhile, Tua is having a nice day.

  • 01.22.2012 1:43 PM PDT
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I currently reside on the Throat of the World. Meditating on the very thoughts that got me disliked in the first place.
I have reasoned with many thoughts, only dismissing them and carrying on.

Kreylok maton alewyix!

Great comeback Tua, lowering yourself to such standards as Momma jokes. You are teh pro!

I do not think it will reach forty, as Tua is boring everyone.

  • 01.22.2012 3:27 PM PDT
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Your Momma is so fat, she used cheats for Wii Fit.


And is that so? Hmm, strange for you to have interest in this.

Biggus... dickus...

  • 01.22.2012 3:57 PM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: iPlaya iSlaya
as Tua is boring everyone.


I'm not getting bored by him.

  • 01.22.2012 4:20 PM PDT

I am Field Master Avu Med 'Telcam, Servant of the Abiding Truth, and I have many brothers.

A god who creates tools is still a god. It is not for us to impose qualifications upon the divine or presume to guess its intentions.

Whoever hacked my email address...


How does it feel to fail at hacking? Where taking over is secured? I am no computer wizard and I regained control of all my accounts.

How does it feel to be a coward? To not have the courage to handle things on the battlefield instead? Where you have to resort to this?

How does it feel to not be in a successful Fleet?

  • 01.22.2012 7:11 PM PDT

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Posted by: iPlaya iSlaya
Anthrax, are you ever going to stop licking Tanner's arsehole. We know you and him both like that, but its getting kind of old.
I do not think he is crying, and grammar, really that is your greatest insult or comeback, yeah your cool.

'Eye ahm ah dumeass!' Who cares?!

Seriously get some good insults N00B!


I have never been so repulsed by an individual in my entire life. Just to think that there may be an individual, such as anthrax409, methodically stroking Manuela Enchiladas genitals makes me want to commit harakiri.

[Edited on 01.22.2012 7:50 PM PST]

  • 01.22.2012 7:45 PM PDT

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Posted by: DarkAero Trooper

Posted by: Coldest Forever
I just spoke with Hakuna Matata on xbox live (bionicle guy, Taconova, whatever) for the first time. My psyche will never recover from what it has just experienced. I have lost all faith in Humanity.


May God have mercy on our souls.


Fail at knowing Bionicles, and you lost all faith in Humanity when speaking to a guy that likes to pretend to be an elite, what the hell is wrong with you.


Oh and I don't believe in god, who the -blam!- is supposed to have mercy on my soul.


I had originally drafted a two paragraph long post in response to your post. I have decided that it would be more constructive to just call you a -blam!-(boy lover).

  • 01.22.2012 8:05 PM PDT
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Press Ctrl+W
Its fun.

I just want everyone in this thread to know that I hate you.

  • 01.22.2012 8:31 PM PDT

"We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer


Posted by: Monkt
I just want everyone in this thread to know that I hate you.

I hate you too, random stranger <3

  • 01.22.2012 8:39 PM PDT
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Haha. Coldest, sweety pie, you have yet to learn.
Oh no! I stroke male genitals! D: My genitals, to be precise.
For you to commit suicide (Your life must suck, are you a virgin?)
A boy lover. Oh my goodness, I have never been so offended in my life.

Hahahahahaha back in the line darling.

Edit: Relevant

[Edited on 01.23.2012 6:17 AM PST]

  • 01.23.2012 6:13 AM PDT
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I currently reside on the Throat of the World. Meditating on the very thoughts that got me disliked in the first place.
I have reasoned with many thoughts, only dismissing them and carrying on.

Kreylok maton alewyix!

I would add but I think I may go to sleep, I am bored.

  • 01.23.2012 8:37 AM PDT
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How interesting. Now it turns out you contradict yourself - a lot.

  • 01.23.2012 9:24 AM PDT
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I currently reside on the Throat of the World. Meditating on the very thoughts that got me disliked in the first place.
I have reasoned with many thoughts, only dismissing them and carrying on.

Kreylok maton alewyix!

Not really, when you- (Gone to sleep).

[Edited on 01.23.2012 9:46 AM PST]

  • 01.23.2012 9:46 AM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: Coldest Forever
I had originally drafted a two paragraph long post in response to your post. I have decided that it would be more constructive to just call you a -blam!-(boy lover).



I guess I'll translate.

"I had thought for about 2 seconds trying to come up with a witty response to your post, but I cannot think of one so to be an idiot you are a -blam!- (boy lover)."

I love it, just love it how you claim it is more constructive to just call me a boy lover, why don't you go make a group with everyone else that thinks I am a boy lover, you'd probably get a lot of members.

  • 01.23.2012 11:10 AM PDT

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Posted by: anthrax409
Haha. Coldest, sweety pie, you have yet to learn.
Oh no! I stroke male genitals! D: My genitals, to be precise.
For you to commit suicide (Your life must suck, are you a virgin?)
A boy lover. Oh my goodness, I have never been so offended in my life.

Hahahahahaha back in the line darling.

Edit: Relevant


This post caused me to vomit without end.

[Edited on 01.23.2012 12:11 PM PST]

  • 01.23.2012 12:09 PM PDT

Best of random chance

Jon Lajoie is amazing...
Posted by: Coldest Forever
This post caused me to vomit without end.

  • 01.23.2012 12:12 PM PDT

My people were the chosen ones...we enforced the will of our prophets, the holy seers who lead our Covenant of believers along the path to the Great journey. From the day I could stand, I was trained to fight. I was watched by the prophets as I fought, and learned. Not all were strong enough to serve our prophets...But I was.


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Posted by: anthrax409
Halo 4? Well I'm happy that they're using the Halo: Reach engine & the fact that, well, it's Halo 4.


They are using the Reach engine, oh dear god the return to battle barriers will still exist.

...



Incorrect. The developers of the game are using a new engine but are using the best parts from the various different games in the Franchise.

Therefore you can expect these things-

*Campaign (Obviously)
*Matchmaking (Obviously)
*Firefight
*Forge
*Theater

Since this is a new engine with more time and more people on the development crew than ever, you can expect all these Halo features to be at least two times better.

  • 01.23.2012 12:38 PM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: Firebird115
Incorrect. The developers of the game are using a new engine but are using the best parts from the various different games in the Franchise.

Therefore you can expect these things-

*Campaign (Obviously)
*Matchmaking (Obviously)
*Firefight
*Forge
*Theater

Since this is a new engine with more time and more people on the development crew than ever, you can expect all these Halo features to be at least two times better.


Oh thank goodness, but it makes me wonder will they keep that horrible RTB barrier or not.

And will they finally fix Theatre, that thing is just a -blam!-.

  • 01.23.2012 12:43 PM PDT