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Subject: Sangheili Eminence Fleet is back!
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Posted by: Coldest Forever

Posted by: anthrax409
Haha. Coldest, sweety pie, you have yet to learn.
Oh no! I stroke male genitals! D: My genitals, to be precise.
For you to commit suicide (Your life must suck, are you a virgin?)
A boy lover. Oh my goodness, I have never been so offended in my life.

Hahahahahaha back in the line darling.

Edit: Relevant


This post caused me to vomit without end.


Cool story bro.



And Derpy, if you like Ninjas on Halo: Reach, you should definatly download 'Ninja-Galore' in my File Share.

P.S.

MB PSNess was recently ninja'd by me. (180 degrees angle over-head jump, I can also put that in my File Share if you want.) ;)

  • 01.23.2012 12:48 PM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: anthrax409
And Derpy, if you like Ninjas on Halo: Reach, you should definatly download 'Ninja-Galore' in my File Share.

P.S.

MB PSNess was recently ninja'd by me. (180 degrees angle over-head jump, I can also put that in my File Share if you want.) ;)


I'll probably get to it eventually, the only time I play Reach I end up doing Co-op Campaign in which I end up just -blam!- around because my team mates are imbeciles.

Good job, MB PSNess can do good ninjas but it literally looks like he just gets clips from a hundred games and then acts like he gets the same thing every single game, and he brags and advertises WAY too much, surprised the ninjas never ban him because of it and even if they do he just keeps coming back.

  • 01.23.2012 12:59 PM PDT
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To tell you the truth, Ninjas on Halo are usually successful when done on guests, bad player, etc. (but not all the time) MB PSNess had indeed bragged sometime before. The only true Ninja I have met was 'itookurpoptart' or something, and he is, by my opinion, better than MB. Shame he and I were on the same team so I couldn't prey on him.

However, I can do this in MLG & have done this many times before. It's really fun.

In fact, if you like to hide in Double Team or have fun betraying in Living Dead, then you should send me a friend request (if you want to)

  • 01.23.2012 1:21 PM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: anthrax409
In fact, if you like to hide in Double Team or have fun betraying in Living Dead, then you should send me a friend request (if you want to)


Never played Double team though I have hid before, I got stuck in a match with a team mate in which neither of us could be bothered spamming Concussion Rifles any more so we just hid the game.

I have yet to try betraying on the newest infection maps.

  • 01.23.2012 1:52 PM PDT

-FLEETCOM-
Hunter Team- FCG1
Warrant Officer
Drill Instructor
2nd in Command of FCGD

Wow.... 36 pages. What did I miss?

  • 01.24.2012 2:45 AM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: Voro Nasadee
Wow.... 36 pages. What did I miss?


Just a lot of insulting and complaining.

  • 01.24.2012 8:13 AM PDT
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Beetches love cake.

  • 01.24.2012 9:00 AM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: anthrax409
Beetches love cake.



So you bought that beetch a cake.

  • 01.24.2012 9:29 AM PDT
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Nope. I bought her some bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato & ham slice for her to make me a sandwich.

[Edited on 01.24.2012 9:42 AM PST]

  • 01.24.2012 9:41 AM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: anthrax409
Nope. I bought her some bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato & ham slice for her to make me a sandwich.


Bravo.

  • 01.24.2012 9:47 AM PDT
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I finally found my Wife's G-Spot.

At the bottom of my wallet.

  • 01.24.2012 10:13 AM PDT

"We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer


Posted by: anthrax409
I see you're quite the ladies man.

  • 01.24.2012 11:05 AM PDT

I am Field Master Avu Med 'Telcam, Servant of the Abiding Truth, and I have many brothers.

A god who creates tools is still a god. It is not for us to impose qualifications upon the divine or presume to guess its intentions.

I think it's funny that someone is SO upset that the CSF is better than them that they will do anything they can to take us out except the honorable way. I think it' hilarious that someone is THAT mad that they would hack into my email address and delete things. What a coward.

  • 01.24.2012 11:46 AM PDT

"We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer


Posted by: matman25402
I think it's funny that someone is SO upset that the CSF is better than them that they will do anything they can to take us out except the honorable way.

So then...out of curiosity.
What is the honorable way to you guys? 8v8 clan match? Not everyone can do that, so is there anything else that could be considered "honorable" to the CSF?

  • 01.24.2012 12:01 PM PDT

I am Field Master Avu Med 'Telcam, Servant of the Abiding Truth, and I have many brothers.

A god who creates tools is still a god. It is not for us to impose qualifications upon the divine or presume to guess its intentions.


Posted by: JaxBug

Posted by: matman25402
I think it's funny that someone is SO upset that the CSF is better than them that they will do anything they can to take us out except the honorable way.

So then...out of curiosity.
What is the honorable way to you guys? 8v8 clan match? Not everyone can do that, so is there anything else that could be considered "honorable" to the CSF?
You nailed it. Clan Match. And I don't see how you could think hacking is ever honorable.

  • 01.24.2012 12:04 PM PDT

"We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer


Posted by: matman25402

Posted by: JaxBug

Posted by: matman25402
I think it's funny that someone is SO upset that the CSF is better than them that they will do anything they can to take us out except the honorable way.

So then...out of curiosity.
What is the honorable way to you guys? 8v8 clan match? Not everyone can do that, so is there anything else that could be considered "honorable" to the CSF?
You nailed it. Clan Match. And I don't see how you could think hacking is ever honorable.

Not saying it is honorable, hacking's a rather dirty thing to do. When I got involved in that stuff I couldn't get it off my consciousness for a while, but I had been provoked...so. Well either way, I still can't justify what I did even though I was extremely steamed at the time.

But you really don't leave many options- rather...any options to those that can't do a clan match. Just saying.

  • 01.24.2012 12:11 PM PDT

I am Field Master Avu Med 'Telcam, Servant of the Abiding Truth, and I have many brothers.

A god who creates tools is still a god. It is not for us to impose qualifications upon the divine or presume to guess its intentions.

What do you mean they can't do a Clan Match? Then they are not a clan? And what would you have me do, say, "Well I guess you've defeated me even though you've never faced me, I might as well end the CSF."

  • 01.24.2012 12:16 PM PDT

"We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer


Posted by: matman25402
What do you mean they can't do a Clan Match? Then they are not a clan? And what would you have me do, say, "Well I guess you've defeated me even though you've never faced me, I might as well end the CSF."

I'm sorry, but I really don't understand your logic. And when I say this, I don't mean any offense. I just truly don't understand the way you think.

  • 01.24.2012 12:20 PM PDT

I am Field Master Avu Med 'Telcam, Servant of the Abiding Truth, and I have many brothers.

A god who creates tools is still a god. It is not for us to impose qualifications upon the divine or presume to guess its intentions.

Likewise.

  • 01.24.2012 12:24 PM PDT

"We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer

Please take a moment to consider what I say, Xzan.


I do think CSF should allow other matches other than 8v8, even if only on special occasions. Small clans or groups, for example, might not be able to run an 8v8 match. One cannot judge a groups skill merely by a group's size.

Also, it is always important to treat the foes you face on the battlefield with respect. Not only is it sangheili-like, but should you ever want to face them again, they would more than likely be glad to do so rather than say...blacklist you because of unsportsmanlike conduct.

Sangheili are supposed to be honorable, and a big part of that is being respectful. An honorable individual will congratulate their opponent after a duel or match on their effort, whether or not they lost and thank them. If they lost, they may say something along the lines of being eager for another match to prove their true might.

  • 01.24.2012 12:34 PM PDT

I am Field Master Avu Med 'Telcam, Servant of the Abiding Truth, and I have many brothers.

A god who creates tools is still a god. It is not for us to impose qualifications upon the divine or presume to guess its intentions.

Why divide our efforts? For years we have focused on Big Team, so that is what we practice, and that is what we play. If some other clan has a problem with us, then they can face us in Big Team, if not, they simply aren't on our level. And if we refuse to lower our standards we should be hacked? That's the most absurd thing I've ever heard. Sangheili would rather die than be defeated or be considered a coward for that matter.

  • 01.24.2012 12:43 PM PDT

"We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer


Posted by: matman25402
Why divide our efforts? For years we have focused on Big Team, so that is what we practice, and that is what we play. If some other clan has a problem with us, then they can face us in Big Team, if not, they simply aren't on our level. And if we refuse to lower our standards we should be hacked? That's the most absurd thing I've ever heard. Sangheili would rather die than be defeated or be considered a coward for that matter.

Do not misunderstand me, I'm not saying to make an exception if you are hacked. If a group hacks you, blacklist them and ignore anything they say. They're obviously not worthy opponents.

I understand that your main focus if Big Team. But Halo's not just Big Team, realize. You can have your 8v8 strategies, and you can have your 4v4 and 5v5 strategies. Different maps are meant for different amount of players, and different strategies. If you want to truly be recognized as a skilled clan, shouldn't you master all forms of team oriented gameplay?

Now what I'm saying is that if you run into a group that wants a match but simply cannot do an 8v8, perhaps you can offer an exception if they are truly eager to face you. Make it clear that anything other than 8v8 is not what your group specializes in, but still offer some sort of alternative you find agreeable and is doable for them. If they disagree, just let them know that they can back to you whenever they change their mind.

[Edited on 01.24.2012 12:53 PM PST]

  • 01.24.2012 12:53 PM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: matman25402
I think it's funny that someone is SO upset that the CSF is better than them that they will do anything they can to take us out except the honorable way.


I find it more hilarious that Joshua 029 claims to have ruined my brother's life and has made these screenshots.

1.

2.

3.

Notice something funny? All of them are in campaign because he obviously knows he cannot kill an enemy outside campaign, and probably has trouble doing so on easy.

I also find it more hilarious that the multiple members I could find, all of them had Negative K/D's except for him.



[Edited on 01.24.2012 1:17 PM PST]

  • 01.24.2012 1:16 PM PDT

I am Field Master Avu Med 'Telcam, Servant of the Abiding Truth, and I have many brothers.

A god who creates tools is still a god. It is not for us to impose qualifications upon the divine or presume to guess its intentions.

Why would I do that? We're good at what we do. Why change it? Actually, we're amazing at what we do.

  • 01.24.2012 1:20 PM PDT

Best of random chance

And modest.
Posted by: matman25402
Why would I do that? We're good at what we do. Why change it? Actually, we're amazing at what we do.

  • 01.24.2012 1:20 PM PDT