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You think that's amazing? I started coming here when I was stupid and arrogant. Look at me now... SHUDDUP!
Posted by: talon2000
I started coming here when I was 11. Look at me now...

It takes every moderator to have a relationship with one mom?
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Considering that we would also have an intimate relation with the younger member's mom....

  • 11.29.2011 1:51 PM PDT


Posted by: ctjl96
You're still... able?
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Izak609
The moderators can ask the dad to discipline his son, instead of warning/banning him. :D
Posted by: spartain ken 15

Considering that we would also have an intimate relation with the younger member's mom (the older member's wife by most calculations), we would tend to try to minimize our contact with the father. I think that you can imagine why.


Those little blue pills are powerful things.

I called kids "wallet sodomizing noise machines" once. I clearly don't have any.

  • 11.29.2011 1:51 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: risay_117
Imagine a father and son are on here and they do not know that they are both on the site.
Imagine the reunion they will have on this forum.


That would be funny, especially if they got into a flame war, LOL.

  • 11.29.2011 1:51 PM PDT

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[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]

Not that I know of.

  • 11.29.2011 1:55 PM PDT

I have two children; a son that is 6 and a daughter that is 3. My son knows that I go on the internet and look at a page with Halo stuff on it (I allowed him to play some Halo on my old Xbox and he has some other Halo related gear), but he doesn't know why I go on here nor about any of you depraved... erm, I mean awesome... people.

Edit: Oh, one time I did meet the son of a guy I work with here on Bungie.net. That was kinda weird and random (especially since I had to ban him at one point...).

[Edited on 11.29.2011 2:44 PM PST]

  • 11.29.2011 2:43 PM PDT

What a hipster.

A group I used to be in was run by an entire family, mother, father, brother, sister, and all. It was pretty cool, watching all the groundings I saw take place over the internet.

  • 11.29.2011 3:58 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Appropriate age . . . There is no age, but after they mature.

  • 11.29.2011 4:45 PM PDT

Oh hey there

Posted by: petarded2
It's a metaphor for the 07s' lack of identity. too old to be newfa­g, yet too new to be oldfa­g, we wander b.net in search of a home, forever trying to be something we are not.

I was planning on making a funny story about my future children and laughing derisively at their join dates, but I decided against it.

  • 11.29.2011 5:09 PM PDT

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Posted by: dmbfan09
Oh, one time I did meet the son of a guy I work with here on Bungie.net. That was kinda weird and random (especially since I had to ban him at one point...).

Bet it was a heated conversation.

  • 11.29.2011 5:11 PM PDT

OP, that reminds me, there's a Group dedicated to fathers on Bnet: Bungie Baby Daddies. You could probably post this thread in there and ask them if any of their kids go on here if you really wanted to. :)

  • 11.29.2011 5:17 PM PDT

Mythical Group

There is no greater catharsis than arguing on the Flood.

Posted by: risay_117
Imagine a father and son are on here and they do not know that they are both on the site.
Imagine the reunion they will have on this forum.
Interessant. I got into Bnet when I was 13. I think it's a good age, but you're never too mature for the internet.

  • 11.29.2011 6:23 PM PDT
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Rev.6-8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

I have a step son if that counts. Occasiobally we will play some Halo. But he's more into MW3 right now.

  • 11.29.2011 7:01 PM PDT

yas334229812


Posted by: DeadlyCracker
I have a step son if that counts. Occasiobally we will play some Halo. But he's more into MW3 right now.

Intervention time, if halo is not the answer than skyrim shall be.

  • 11.29.2011 7:02 PM PDT

Yes, I AM just that awesome.

I will teach my kids the art of kissing ass when they turn 13. It is at that day I will tell them to come up to my lap, sit on it, and take a tour through the interwebz, telling them about all the important places (HBO, Bungie.net, and youtube.com).


EDIT: I also have 2 nieces, but 1 had to go into foster care (She would be about 12) and the other one is about 6 months old.

[Edited on 11.29.2011 7:07 PM PST]

  • 11.29.2011 7:06 PM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

I have been told that if I procreate it will be considered a crime against humanity.

So you will not see my kids on here at all.

{Edit}

I hate touchpads

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  • 11.29.2011 7:07 PM PDT

When I grow up I want to be bitter and spiteful.

"i liked the reality where everything was on fire better"
-legato on remedial chaos theory

what about mothers?

  • 11.29.2011 7:08 PM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

The Bees? Please, children have the internet now. There's no need for "The Talk."

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  • 11.29.2011 7:28 PM PDT

At times I let my dog post. He just randomly bangs his paws on the keyboard and comes up with stuff like...

"afoierengorIPBANaksdfjoafjoREWARDTITLESANDAVATARSasdohj oaerineongnThanksljjfasdjfHAVElaksdfsjAasdkljfa;ofNiceKjajfDA Y"


He tends to do well in most conversations. Don't tell the wife though, because she grounded him for looking at too much doggie...uhh....doggie....bad things.

  • 11.29.2011 8:03 PM PDT

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Minnesotan, currently going to school at KU.


@Geegs30

I can't wait for the day that I show my son my glorious blue bar.

  • 11.29.2011 8:05 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Hmm Maybe Old Papa Rich's kid? I think he is like 13 or so... (His kid not Old Papa Rich)

CONSPIRACY THEORY: True Underdog is secretly Old Papa Rich's son. It would explain so much...

  • 11.29.2011 8:08 PM PDT

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Posted by: Bricypoo
Hmm Maybe Old Papa Rich's kid? I think he is like 13 or so... (His kid not Old Papa Rich)

CONSPIRACY THEORY: True Underdog is secretly Old Papa Rich's son. It would explain so much...
I wouldn't doubt it if Papa Rich's son had an account.

  • 11.29.2011 8:09 PM PDT


Posted by: Geegs30
I can't wait for the day that I show my son my glorious blue bar.


"Daddy, why is your bar blue?"

"Because son, your daddy beat 15 ninjas and Chuck Norris in an arm wrestling contest....at the same time."



Kids are so gullible.

  • 11.29.2011 8:13 PM PDT

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