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Posted by: Captain Hero
Disclaimer:
The following is scientifically proven by me, so don't complain about it because what I write is fact, and fact means its true. That in mind, what I say is the truth, so you should just shut up and go with it.
Find where you belong:
MLG pro: You're a professional gamer, and no lowly matchmaking warrior can't even come close to your status in life. You make a comfortable living by playing at a professional level, and you get laid often by nut hugging gold digging groupies.
Life is generally good for you.
The average gamer: You play for fun because that's the whole point of playing a video game. You understand what it means to play a little more serious when needed, and a little more laid back when faced by newbs. You don't keep track of your arena standings, k/d ratio, type of weapons used, and you don't make it a habit to be on the forums all day because you rather use your time playing the game to have fun.
Life is really good for you.
The so called "MM Pro": You're on the forums all day, you play all day, you take notice when your k/d ratio goes up by 0.01, you consider yourself a "pro" when you can't even keep up with MLG professionals, you boast about beating randoms with your premade, and worst of all, you act the opposite online compared to the you in real life. In other words, a tryhard.
Life is so miserable for you that you need to create an alter ego to artificially boost your confidence.
This has to be the dumbest post today, Congradulations.