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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.

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That. Is. Awesome!!! Sunglasses and all.

Oh, and the Marathon terminal error pages make me happy... ironically.
Posted by: homocidalham

Posted by: cortana 5
I tried to make a stylistic and somewhat ironic poster for this whole thing, but I don't think it's working.


You've inspired me.
It's looks a bit unpolished right now, so I might work on it more later, but I have a western civ paper due tomorrow, so it'll have to wait.

Also, I found while looking for a picture of the webmaster I don't know if any one noticed it before, but it made the marathon fan in me very happy.

  • 12.07.2011 10:41 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

It's time I took a stand.

  • 12.07.2011 10:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: Sound Of Trance
I like the part that says "Bungie Aerospace"

*Refer to my avatar after reading the above comment*


Posted by: cortana 5
I tried to make a stylistic and somewhat ironic poster for this whole thing, but I don't think it's working.
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  • 12.07.2011 10:44 PM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

Posted by: cortana 5
That. Is. Awesome!!! Sunglasses and all.

Oh, and the Marathon terminal error pages make me happy... ironically.
Posted by: homocidalham

Posted by: cortana 5
I tried to make a stylistic and somewhat ironic poster for this whole thing, but I don't think it's working.


You've inspired me.
It's looks a bit unpolished right now, so I might work on it more later, but I have a western civ paper due tomorrow, so it'll have to wait.

Also, I found while looking for a picture of the webmaster I don't know if any one noticed it before, but it made the marathon fan in me very happy.
Added to the OP for excessive awesomeness.

  • 12.07.2011 11:01 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Hey guys what's going on her-

*sees tents all over the place*

Damn. I better go.

*gets pepper sprayed by Achronos*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY EYES! OH GOD MY BEAUTIFUL EYES! D;

*runs away crying*

[Edited on 12.07.2011 11:07 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2011 11:06 PM PDT

Have A Nice Day!

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Achronos comes off as more of a tazer guy to me. Well, actually, I envision firearms, but we'll say tazer for now.
Posted by: Decimator Omega
Hey guys what's going on her-

*sees tents all over the place*

Damn. I better go.

*gets pepper sprayed by Achronos*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY EYES! OH GOD MY BEAUTIFUL EYES! D;

*runs away crying*

  • 12.07.2011 11:12 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

2nd edition.

After looking at the poster again, I realized how badly the colors work together, so I played around with the color and added some lighting. Still rough, but it's only a couple of minutes of work.

  • 12.07.2011 11:23 PM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

Posted by: homocidalham
2nd edition.

After looking at the poster again, I realized how badly the colors work together, so I played around with the color and added some lighting. Still rough, but it's only a couple of minutes of work.
Haha this is so awesome!

  • 12.07.2011 11:25 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
Achronos comes off as more of a tazer guy to me. Well, actually, I envision firearms, but we'll say tazer for now.
Posted by: Decimator Omega
Hey guys what's going on her-

*sees tents all over the place*

Damn. I better go.

*gets pepper sprayed by Achronos*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY EYES! OH GOD MY BEAUTIFUL EYES! D;

*runs away crying*
*still is in pain by pepper spray*

*sees Achronos pulling out a tazer*

Huh? DON'T TAZE ME BRO!

*gets tazed*

  • 12.07.2011 11:54 PM PDT

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Posted by: homocidalham
2nd edition.
wat

Why is C5 spinning on the Webmaster?

  • 12.08.2011 12:13 AM PDT
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I have been gone far too long from Bnet. I am the 99%. OCCUPY ALL THE PLACES!

  • 12.08.2011 12:16 AM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

Posted by: SonicJohn
Posted by: homocidalham
2nd edition.
wat

Why is C5 spinning on the Webmaster?
Why the hell not? It makes about as much sense as the rest of this topic. Come on SonicJohn!

[Edited on 12.08.2011 12:21 AM PST]

  • 12.08.2011 12:20 AM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."


Posted by: SonicJohn

Posted by: homocidalham
2nd edition.
wat

Why is C5 spinning on the Webmaster?


It was a parody of this.

  • 12.08.2011 12:22 AM PDT

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Posted by: homocidalham

Posted by: SonicJohn

Posted by: homocidalham
2nd edition.
wat

Why is C5 spinning on the Webmaster?


It was a parody of this.
wat

Why is that woman spinning on a bull?

  • 12.08.2011 12:23 AM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."


Posted by: SonicJohn

Posted by: homocidalham

Posted by: SonicJohn

Posted by: homocidalham
2nd edition.
wat

Why is C5 spinning on the Webmaster?


It was a parody of this.
wat

Why is that woman spinning on a bull?


I'm not of the opinion that adbusters are anything more than an intellectual fluff group, but as far as I can tell, they perceive the bull statue (which is representative of a bull market) as an advertisement of the health of the market. Since this icon (supposedly) lacks any substance or truthful observation, it's treated with irreverence. Again, this is just how I'm interpreting it. Maybe I got it wrong.

How this fits in to the above poster (aside from the obvious), is the idea that the Webmaster is a sign of Bungie's solidarity with it's community. Take what you will from it.

[Edited on 12.08.2011 12:33 AM PST]

  • 12.08.2011 12:31 AM PDT

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  • 12.08.2011 11:48 AM PDT

No u


Posted by: OfTheBloodguard
It's time I took a stand.
*stifles a laugh*

  • 12.08.2011 11:49 AM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

Dang, I really didn't expect this to be so popular. I was just making a joke, but this topic turned awesome!

  • 12.08.2011 12:01 PM PDT

Words of wisdom all around, but no one ever seems to listen. The words are all around but the words are only sound. But nobody seems to listen. Instead they'll say, "Well how could we of known?" I'll tell em, "It's really not so hard to tell. keep adding stones, and the water gets lost in the well."

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Without sounding too rude, this is absolutely stupid.

  • 12.08.2011 12:33 PM PDT

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:D

  • 12.08.2011 2:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: undr zid
Without sounding too rude, this is absolutely stupid.

lrn2havefun

  • 12.08.2011 2:03 PM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

Posted by: undr zid
Without sounding too rude, this is absolutely stupid.
Wait.... it is? I had no idea! Was anyone else aware of this?!

[Edited on 12.08.2011 5:51 PM PST]

  • 12.08.2011 5:50 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."


Posted by: sharpace77
Posted by: undr zid
Without sounding too rude, this is absolutely stupid.
Wait.... it is? I had no idea! Was anyone else aware of this?!

To be fair, not all of us have a crystal ball capable of determining when a thread isn't intellectually equivalent to the complete works of Hegel.

Which is quite sad, because I for one couldn't tell the difference.

[Edited on 12.08.2011 7:39 PM PST]

  • 12.08.2011 7:38 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!


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Posted by: OfTheBloodguard
It's time I took a stand.
*stifles a laugh*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Fix'd. Man, I'm a tard.

  • 12.08.2011 9:06 PM PDT
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S'that you?
Posted by: OfTheBloodguard

[Edited on 12.08.2011 9:21 PM PST]

  • 12.08.2011 9:10 PM PDT