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Subject: My first child is going to be called...

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Posted by: HC Swat Is Back
I feel sorry for any child that games named after a video game character.


I'd wish them luck and survival in junior high.

"Have fun at school today, Link!"

lol


It's too dangerous to go outside alone, take this!

  • 12.01.2011 1:53 PM PDT

spiral out

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  • 12.01.2011 1:57 PM PDT
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All that is needed for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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  • 12.01.2011 2:34 PM PDT


Posted by: HC Swat Is Back
I feel sorry for any child that gets named after a video game character.


Have you heard of Dovahkiin? Bethesda promised a lifetime of free Besthesda games to whoever names their child Dovahkiin (from Skyrim).

http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/11/17/parents-name-child-dovahkii n-earn-a-lifetimes-worth-of-bethesda-games/

[Edited on 12.01.2011 3:25 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2011 3:23 PM PDT

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Posted by: Killer VVhale
Name him Costa.

  • 12.01.2011 3:25 PM PDT
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Keyes? wat.

Dunno.

Mack?

Ehh?

[Edited on 12.01.2011 3:43 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2011 3:40 PM PDT

Emile Jones
Sounds badass.

[Edited on 12.01.2011 3:52 PM PST]

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If serious, you're a dips­hit.

  • 12.01.2011 3:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: JEDI 915
Emile Jones (Insert Last Name Here)
Sounds badass.


A surname is a last name.

  • 12.01.2011 3:47 PM PDT

Terrence. Terrence Jones, or TJ for short.

  • 12.01.2011 3:47 PM PDT
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If your child has a defect, Reach might be a better name.

  • 12.01.2011 3:47 PM PDT

ShadierLiam:

Screenshot artist, Map Creator, Screenshot Teacher. Nice to meet you :)

Sorry. But wouldn't you both agree that maybe when your child gets older and goes school and if anyone there has heard of halo they may bully her/him saying "Haha you got named after a game character!" You must know what kids at school are like these days. Bullying seems to be the way forward for them. And i know you'll want the best for your kids, so do the right thing. Don't name them after a game character.



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  • 12.01.2011 3:50 PM PDT

lol, derp. My bad :D

  • 12.01.2011 3:53 PM PDT


Posted by: ShadierLiam
Sorry. But wouldn't you both agree that maybe when your child gets older and goes school and if anyone there has heard of halo they may bully her/him saying "Haha you got named after a game character!" You must know what kids at school are like these days. Bullying seems to be the way forward for them. And i know you'll want the best for your kids, so do the right thing. Don't name them after a game character.



My friend's name is Link, everyone thinks he is awesome. Shut up.

  • 12.01.2011 3:54 PM PDT


Posted by: JEDI 915

Posted by: ShadierLiam
Sorry. But wouldn't you both agree that maybe when your child gets older and goes school and if anyone there has heard of halo they may bully her/him saying "Haha you got named after a game character!" You must know what kids at school are like these days. Bullying seems to be the way forward for them. And i know you'll want the best for your kids, so do the right thing. Don't name them after a game character.



My friend's name is Link, everyone thinks he is awesome. Shut up.


Tell him Im looking for the Ocarina of Time! lmao.

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Posted by: fekete33

Posted by: JEDI 915

Posted by: ShadierLiam
Sorry. But wouldn't you both agree that maybe when your child gets older and goes school and if anyone there has heard of halo they may bully her/him saying "Haha you got named after a game character!" You must know what kids at school are like these days. Bullying seems to be the way forward for them. And i know you'll want the best for your kids, so do the right thing. Don't name them after a game character.



My friend's name is Link, everyone thinks he is awesome. Shut up.


Tell him Im looking for the Ocarina of Time! lmao.

Oh my god, that is hilarious!!!!!!!

  • 12.01.2011 3:57 PM PDT

What kind of parent are you? Do you want you child to be made fun of in school? Have some dignity and decency and give your child a regular name.

  • 12.01.2011 3:58 PM PDT

I sympathize for your child.

  • 12.01.2011 4:12 PM PDT

Forge after Sergeant John Forge from Halo Wars.

  • 12.01.2011 4:14 PM PDT

name him/her Noob.

  • 12.01.2011 4:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: snip3r dud33
Honestly, this is a good cover up for all the idiots who won't know its a cover up .

Isn't Rumpelstiltskin going to take your first child? I wouldn't worry about naming it.

  • 12.01.2011 4:20 PM PDT

I really don't care too much about those saying it is cruel to my kid. I'd rather my kid have an unusual name, it can't be any worse than what celebrities are calling their children these days.

Times are changing and more traditional names seem old fashioned. I will see what my girlfriend says in regard to those who made worthy contributions.

It's happening. Endz

  • 12.01.2011 4:36 PM PDT

Welcome to the internet. Joy dies here.

Posted by: maklanon
Take if from someone who has a little one: Dont do that.

^^This. Name your kid after your dad or something meaningful like that. Not a video game. Cheesy names just get you wedgies. Besides, your kid might end up hating Halo - you gotta let him/her form their own interests in life.

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My Level. Get on it.


Posted by: RC Clone
Nope. SouthPole isn't a person. He's the avatar of the force of tryhards everywhere. He stalks the web looking for retards to set straight. He can not be stopped by mere bans or thread locks for he shall rise anew.

Spell it with a K, I'd feel bad for the girl if it was with a C. Well, unless she's hot. She could do whatever she wanted if that happened.

Name your son Keyes.

  • 12.01.2011 4:42 PM PDT

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