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Subject: My first child is going to be called...

Welcome to the internet. Joy dies here.

Posted by: JEDI 915
Emile Jones
Sounds badass.

ZOMG - don't name your boy Emily. I know that's not how it's spelled, but if you name him that, that's what it will be. Emily Jones. Like the boy named Sue, without the machismo.

  • 12.01.2011 4:46 PM PDT

I'm LITERALLY better than Tim Tebow
Posted by: XxLordo4Xx
Better than Tebow.


San Francisco 49ers
XVI - XIX - XXIII - XXIV - XXIX

BXR


  • 12.01.2011 5:38 PM PDT


Posted by: Killer VVhale
Name him Costa.
You might as well name your child troll.

  • 12.01.2011 5:43 PM PDT
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WTF Humanity!

Well, there goes your child's social life...

  • 12.01.2011 5:43 PM PDT

Posted by: Timtaztix
yeah this reminds me of the time i got sent to jail for stealing crocs from target becozs i wanted all of the colors because i only got the green wons for my birthday and i wanted more ;)

Girl: Veronica or Miranda.
Boy: Edward or Michael.

  • 12.01.2011 5:46 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

Avery. Anything less is just doing it wrong.

  • 12.01.2011 5:46 PM PDT
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Name him Bornstellar. He's going to be the coolest kid.

  • 12.01.2011 5:47 PM PDT


Posted by: MORTO_hi
Girl: Veronica or Miranda.
Boy: Edward or Michael.

  • 12.01.2011 5:47 PM PDT

Boltshot = mini shotgun

Don't do it. He/she will be tormented for his/her entire school life.

  • 12.01.2011 6:06 PM PDT

Qwerty

  • 12.01.2011 6:21 PM PDT

WALL OF SHAME-Posting stupidity since 2010
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Posted by: Maximus Decimus
Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?

Please, please, I beg of you, don't do that to your child.

  • 12.01.2011 6:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: RustedEdge
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There's actually seriousness ITT?


My parents named me John because of Masterchief.

  • 12.01.2011 7:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.


Posted by: Normalism

Posted by: RustedEdge
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There's actually seriousness ITT?


My parents named me John because of Masterchief.


Obviously.

  • 12.01.2011 7:10 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

I'm gonna name my firstborn son after myself.

He'd be [REDACTED] the ninth. It's a tradition.

My secondborn son will be named Wolfgang Lionkiller McBadass. Nobody would -blam!- with him.

My thirdborn son will be named Ramirez von O'Brian'O'Sullivan'O'Carrol'O'Con nel'O'Reilly. Like a boss.

But really, do not, under any circumstances, name your children after video game characters. Not unless you want them to be bullied all their lives.

[Edited on 12.01.2011 7:12 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2011 7:12 PM PDT

Name him Rtas Vaddam.

Best name ever IMO.

  • 12.01.2011 7:13 PM PDT
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GrownPrism is NOT my gt. Happened when signing into my xbox live account. My real gt is here:

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Default.aspx?player=SYNTHES lS&sg=0


Posted by: NavG123
Please, please, I beg of you, don't do that to your child.

  • 12.01.2011 7:14 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

That's quite nerdy.

  • 12.01.2011 7:16 PM PDT

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