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Great now that I have your attention, here's an idea for a game I had. Our story begins with a young boygirl named Timothy Jacobs who is abducted by a child loving murder named Disembodied Soul. 25 hours into the campaign the player finds himself in the heat of battle during the civil war. You are a member of a secret sexy team known as the Dr. Funke's 100 percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution, consisting of you, Paul Bunyan , John Henry, Pecos Bill, and a character somewhat similar to Boba Fett. This super secret sexy team recieves orders from Lincoln himself from a magic telecomicator possessed by a demon. Players will be faced with a variety of challenges ranging from comblicated and effective use a team based combat to dysentry. Weapons will included countless civil war era fire arms some taking up to 30 seconds to reload as well as unique super weapons such as, Bunyans Axe, Henry's hammer and Pecos's sex aid. Get ready for what's soon to be game the years -blam!-es. It will come on three discs and the golden teeth edition will include a life size replica of Lincoln's hat and a badass Donny Osmond action figure. Comes in strawberry and adult male dick flavor.