- Acres 057
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- Fabled Mythic Member
I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.
I suspect that in the process of transferring all Halo: Reach rights, programs, data, shuffleboards, and other strangely related objects, that Ling Lings head was misplaced.
In panic, Bungie created a cover story regarding focusing on assisting in development of smaller indie-type games, split the team into 4/3 and the greater half embarked on an epic quest-type-journey in which to Recomplete step 5.
Having searched every pub, bar, Applebees, and brothel in Seatle, they resorted to reattempting Step 4, in hopes that it would set them back on their path of destiny. Off to locate a strangely-addictive Chinese food company!
Meanwhile, in the 1/0 empty Bungie Studios headquarters of secrets, project Pimps-at-Sea is well underway to distract us all from the sad and nearly-hopelessly-suicidal fact that Bungie has slipped back to step 4.
To avoid madness, brush teeth often.
That is how I met your mother.