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Subject: Hating on Halo!

Well slap my balls and call me Santa, I've got lizard tits!

Why is everybody stating preferences on which Halo game/Spartan/etc is the best? You're all missing the one true important thing here:

Arby! The life and soul of Halo, the tears of sadness, joy and laughter he brings into our lives are worth so much more than the money we spend buying Halo's.
How could you selfish individuals forget Arby? He's a sweet sensitive guy and only wants to be loved as much as he loves us all, is that really so much to ask?
Tell me. What was your life like before Arby came along? Who was there in your time of need? Who when in your darkest hour came from the light a glorious silhouette and got you back on your feet?

We all owe a lot to that crazy, crazy guy. Please would you all join me in saying "Thanks Arby, Thanks a lot".


  • 12.02.2011 3:27 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Erm, no.

  • 12.02.2011 3:35 PM PDT

I remain of the few loyal that linger in the system around Reach.

Como say what...?

  • 12.02.2011 4:46 PM PDT

Posted by: TomMcCool05
We all owe a lot to that crazy, crazy guy. Please would you all join me in saying "Thanks Arby, Thanks a lot".


Indeed! I don't know how many times the big fella considerately pointed out Jackal snipers to me in Halo 3 by demonstrating the dangers of taking a beam-rifle shot to the face, then passing out like a mediocre Pokémon. (Of course, he was just playing dead, and always tried to take the credit for my eventual clearing of the area with a good shout of, "AAAAAHHH!", but I think we all know he meant well by it.)

Good times...



Actually, though, I've always had an inexplicable soft spot for Thel. In the fiction, he occupies a place somewhere between Jesus and Darth Vader- awesome as that description seems to be- but even the way he talks is just plain fun. Always picked him over Chief when I played co-op in H3. Sometimes the Grunts would have better lines for the Arbiter than they had for the Chief, too.

  • 12.03.2011 3:12 AM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

Reach is the problem. It must be burned.

  • 12.03.2011 3:44 AM PDT

everday I'm twirlin'
Add me on steam : bo_bo_bum

No you must be burned

  • 12.03.2011 3:54 AM PDT

Why are you here?

I'm thinkin' Arby's.

  • 12.03.2011 10:55 AM PDT

Arby is important in the games (and some of the books) but every one knows that the Chief is not a person in Halo. He IS Halo. Because of him we play Halo and love it. The Arbiter is just a very cool extra character.

  • 12.03.2011 11:00 AM PDT
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No.

Arbiter is awesome.

Best voice actor, best armor design, best backstory.

My favorite character.

  • 12.03.2011 7:27 PM PDT

New Marathon? Thanks Bungie!


Posted by: PISTOLSQUIRREL
I'm thinkin' Arby's.

I lold

  • 12.03.2011 9:24 PM PDT


Posted by: cameo_cream
Reach is the problem. It must be burned.

  • 12.03.2011 9:40 PM PDT