- Zeratul
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- Elder Heroic Member
Jorge: Bad news is: timer's fried, gonna have to fire it manually.
Noble 6: That's a one way trip...
Jorge: We all make it sooner or later. Better get going, Six, they're gonna need you down there. Listen, Reach has been good to me, it's time to return the favor. Don't deny me this... Tell em' to make it count.
Thank you, for making my Matchmaking experience wonderful, thank you for betraying me for the power weapons, then dying instantly, I mean, I guess I could stand to lose a few more games anyway. Thank you for EMPing my vehicle when I get into it before you, I mean, we didn't need the advantage anyway. Thank you 343, for not giving me credits thanks to an awesome glitch, I guess I was getting too many credits anyway. Thank you for having a wondrous website that allows you to make custom challenges. Thank you for putting so much work and matching me with extremely unskilled players, against full parties. I guess I could always use some spawn camping in Invasion when all of my team but me leaves, my K/D was too high anyway. Thank you for putting four Sniper Rifles on Timberland, because when there was only two, no one would ever go after them all game, and camp. Thank you for Firefight Matchmaking, oh Firefight, how I love the ice skates I play on, I mean, what a fun new way to play Halo, having to time everything .5 seconds ahead of normal time. Thank you, for the TU pistol, with it's incredible speed, and damage that is equal to that of a DMR, I guess the DMR was overpowered anyway.
Love,
O Spartan 117 0