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Subject: I'm on to you, Bungie

HFCS verb \hiff-cix\
1 a: The act of using the Unleash Ninjas button, and performing a moderation act.

With all the talk of GRDs and BOBs around the Reach forums, I decided to do some research.

First off, BOBs are nothing new. Just look at this pic from Valhalla. Bob's place? Sounds familiar... Perhaps Bungie is making their next game have Bob's place? And why barbecue? I theorize that barbecue is the only thing that can fuel this "Bob".

In Halo: Reach the BOBs are aliens. Also, there are multiple BOBs. I believe that in Bungie's new game we will have to fight alien clone Bobs from the future. Yes, the future. Why? Because in the future, barbecue sauce will be very hard to find.

Another thing that I've noticed is that all of the BOBs are yellow. What? Bungie's color is blue, not yellow! I researched this and noticed when you mix yellow and blue together, you make green. "How is this possible?" you might ask. Trust me, I hired a team of 16 1/2 researchers to test this and they all had the color green appear. How is this relevant? Think back to this summer's newest green blockbusters. That's right, Green Lantern. This proves that our friend Bob here is a barbecue sauce loving alien clone from the future killing Green Lantern hero.

I'm on to you Bungie.

[Edited on 12.02.2011 8:06 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2011 7:46 PM PDT

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because I like pen­is.

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At first I facepalmed, but then I lol'ed.

*slow clap*
Bravo, bravo.

  • 12.02.2011 7:51 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

I know this is a joke, but DAMN that would be an epic story.

  • 12.02.2011 7:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Sewing with epic yarn.

  • 12.02.2011 9:15 PM PDT

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also, fu­srodahsucks

Flood is that-a-way ---->

  • 12.02.2011 9:17 PM PDT


Posted by: Majatek
Flood is that-a-way ---->

Apparently your sense of humour is that-a-way--->

  • 12.02.2011 9:38 PM PDT

ROFLMFAO!

  • 12.02.2011 9:41 PM PDT

Can I have a pursuit warthog? (red&blue flashing lights, siren, black and white paint job, gull-wing doors, no turret but a truckbed cap where the turret assembly should be, and the ability to arrest players :)

A police falcon would be great as well... (Black&white paint job, flashing red & blue lights on the wing struts and tail, no turrets and doors that open and close similar to the republic gunships in Star Wars. Kick... Ass.)

Police pelican would be cool too!!!

Lol you sound like a conspiracy theorist.

  • 12.02.2011 11:12 PM PDT

spiral out

It all makes sense now. This is the missing piece of the puzzle! Muahhahahahahahahaaaa...

  • 12.02.2011 11:17 PM PDT

HU4L- Hollywood Undead 4 Life!

Nice I was like WTF?
And then The end made it better, Nice idea you have.

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10/10

  • 12.02.2011 11:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Forums have gotten boring so I came back to read this again.

  • 12.08.2011 9:58 PM PDT

I read it, at first i was thinking that this was just another one of those theories based on unfounded fictitious facts... but then i realized you are a prophet sent to guide the way.

  • 12.09.2011 2:19 AM PDT

Don't send me a message on chatting, I won't bother with it.

Ha. Kinda funny.

  • 12.09.2011 3:41 AM PDT

BOB-B-Q Marathon reference

  • 12.09.2011 8:43 AM PDT

Seems legit.

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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: mcclintonsl
Seems legit.

Too much to quit

  • 12.09.2011 8:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Why does no one see the genius in this?

  • 12.09.2011 12:58 PM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

Xenoblade <3

GRD dolls are there to troll you.

  • 12.09.2011 12:59 PM PDT

While you're busy reading this, I have made my daring escape!

I lol'ed as soon as I saw "barbeque"

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8/10

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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: Nephilim713
GRD dolls are there to troll you.

Keep reading. Then it will hit you.

  • 12.09.2011 1:00 PM PDT

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  • 12.09.2011 1:00 PM PDT

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Posted by: Majatek
Flood is that-a-way ---->

Apparently your sense of humour is that-a-way--->

What are you talking about?
He had none in the first place.

  • 12.09.2011 1:00 PM PDT

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