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Subject: I'm on to you, Bungie

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With all the talk of GRDs and BOBs around the Reach forums, I decided to do some research.

First off, BOBs are nothing new. Just look at this pic from Valhalla. Bob's place? Sounds familiar... Perhaps Bungie is making their next game have Bob's place? And why barbecue? I theorize that barbecue is the only thing that can fuel this "Bob".

In Halo: Reach the BOBs are aliens. Also, there are multiple BOBs. I believe that in Bungie's new game we will have to fight alien clone Bobs from the future. Yes, the future. Why? Because in the future, barbecue sauce will be very hard to find.

Another thing that I've noticed is that all of the BOBs are yellow. What? Bungie's color is blue, not yellow! I researched this and noticed when you mix yellow and blue together, you make green. "How is this possible?" you might ask. Trust me, I hired a team of 16 1/2 researchers to test this and they all had the color green appear. How is this relevant? Think back to this summer's newest green blockbusters. That's right, Green Lantern. This proves that our friend Bob here is a barbecue sauce loving alien clone from the future killing Green Lantern hero.

I'm on to you Bungie. I know your next game.

  • 12.02.2011 8:18 PM PDT

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Meh. This is pretty weak.

  • 12.02.2011 8:19 PM PDT
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Born on board (B.O.B.) originated from marathon as a term for a (you guessed it) person who was born on a space ship.

You're either trolling or you're way behind.




[Edit: Poster below me just necro-ed the lamest topic. Let this topic die, don't reply.]


[Edited on 12.09.2011 10:26 AM PST]

  • 12.02.2011 8:20 PM PDT

This is the most logical thing that I have ever read.Ever. *sarcasm*

  • 12.09.2011 10:15 AM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Bungie's next game is GNOP 2.0. It will sell trillions.

  • 12.09.2011 11:39 AM PDT

Now, where have I seen this before...

  • 12.09.2011 11:40 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

OP, there have Been B.O.Bs since before Halo. It is a reference to MARATHON, a game series Bungie made.

  • 12.09.2011 11:41 AM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.


Posted by: spartain ken 15
OP, there have Been B.O.Bs since before Halo. It is a reference to MARATHON, a game series Bungie made.


This. And your logic is flawless, otherwise.

[Edited on 12.09.2011 11:49 AM PST]

  • 12.09.2011 11:48 AM PDT