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Subject: If you were a moderator...
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If i were a moderator (which i so wanna be)...well lets just say i have a lot of ideas. I would

1.Get a blamnin sweet avatar
2. adopt a whole new cool for myslef
3. Make my own little phrase that would kinda be like a siganture that i would conclude every one of posts with (not like a Bungie.net sig.)
It would be "Thanku come again."
4. Try to be really cool to members and take in and respond to all the qustions i could or was allowed to ansewer
5. I would be fair (not saying the ones we have arent. Im saying i'll follow in their expample)
6. I would be subordinate to Shishka (duhh)
7.I would love bungie
8. i would be happy

What about my homies, what would u gangstas do? (ya...u know im the next 50 cent)


[Edited on 5/3/2006]

  • 05.03.2006 9:19 PM PDT

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Don't they only get w/e is extra?

but if they ge brand spankin new stuff .

1. Bungie sweater.
2. Bungie swag bag.
3. Make myself an amazinglynessly awesomenessly cool avatar.

  • 05.03.2006 9:22 PM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

I would be chained to a desk and only be able to surf Bungie.net. I would also probably have nightmares from the initiation ceremony. Not really a glamorous life, if you ask me.

  • 05.03.2006 9:23 PM PDT
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ya, i actually seem to be the only one of my real life friends who go on b.net who would want to be a moderator. SO i can c were ur comin from. But i respectably think the total opposite

  • 05.03.2006 9:27 PM PDT

He watches every Hodgetwin video they put up...on ALL their channels. He calls them the Hodge Triplets, and considers himself the 3rd triplet. He's started talking and acting like them now. Every other line out of his mouth "Thaaas some BULLLLLL**** maaayne" or "Gotta make dem gainzzzz". He calls his biceps "gains". When he eats post-workout, he talks to his biceps, "Don't worry gains, I'm feeding you. Daddys gonna feed you, gainz *kisses biceps*".

I'd ban about half the people on this site.

;;>_>

No, seriously, I'd get a sweet avatar and debate idiots, where my clearly superior white print would pwn even the most un-pwn-able of debaters...

  • 05.03.2006 10:08 PM PDT

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You should rename youre title If I were a moderator.

Of course you know by makeing this thread you have destroyed any chances of you becomming a moderator.

  • 05.03.2006 10:36 PM PDT
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If I were a moderator, let's just say, there would be a lot of ninjas being unleashed.

  • 05.03.2006 11:17 PM PDT

I would do one thing, and one thing only. I'd get this really funny smile; a grin that is very similar to the grin that moves very quickly toward drowning men... and has a fin on top.

But, in reality, putting attempted humor aside, probably the only thing I'd end up doing is getting cold feet. And I don't mean the kind that you can get rid of by wearing a pair a socks, either. Being a moderator is a job that would probably put me on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Ever been told to do something you've never done before, and you're afraid to do anything because you are afraid you'll mess something up? Something kinda' like that, only with websites, ninjas, thread locking, and dangling people over pits of scorpions by their toes.

Ok so maybe not that last part (I think), but I'm sure you understand what I mean. Being a moderator is serious business that most of us probably shouldn't be dabbing our toes in.

[Edited on 5/3/2006]

  • 05.03.2006 11:44 PM PDT

i like this...'if i were a mod...'

geez, its not like anything special really happens. All it is is you (the person becoming a mod) getting the ability to lock, move, delete and pin posts, as well as blacklisting and permabanning members. That's it. Not that its a bad thing, but i don't know why you all make it out to be this kick-ass manuever that will make the world change completely.

I mean, sure, having the custom avatar would rule, and typing in a different color than 99% of the people on the site is rad, but that's it. The respect is earned, and if you think you'll win it over, think again.

Darn, i need to stop staying up so late...i get so damn pessemistic when i'm up late.

  • 05.04.2006 12:24 AM PDT

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Posted by: sir_brilliant
Darn, i need to stop staying up so late...i get so damn pessemistic when i'm up late.

Heck I hate staying up so late it becomes early ; )

  • 05.04.2006 1:26 AM PDT
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I would put a sweet Killzone background on the site.

  • 05.04.2006 1:30 AM PDT
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OMG if i wer a mod i wud dye lol! dat wud b so kewl!

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  • 05.04.2006 1:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: Great_Pretender
OMG if i wer a mod i wud dye lol! dat wud b so kewl!

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  • 05.04.2006 6:16 AM PDT

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Posted by: Great_Pretender
OMG if i wer a mod i wud dye lol! dat wud b so kewl!

-7<3^.^-


You make me cry tears of blood, GP... Tears of blood!

Add. The. 'T'.

Posted by: Jaffer
I would put a sweet Killzone background on the site.


Uh..moderators can't do that...Sorry to ruin any dreams you had there. "Welcome to Bungie Studios!" *sees picture of Killzone* ah, doesn't really work does it?

  • 05.04.2006 6:29 AM PDT
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you forgot to put -TGP- at the end of your reply...

and MAC 720 u keep making posts about u being a moderator, your not going to be one dude...

[Edited on 5/4/2006]

  • 05.04.2006 6:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: Mr_Mobsta_Man
you forgot to put -TGP- at the end of your reply...

Posted by: Great_Pretender
-7<3^.^-

Can I like, lock this now or something?
-TGP-

  • 05.04.2006 6:49 AM PDT

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I'm basing this on hearsay, but do some people not see that being a Moderator isn't always sunshine and happiness? There should be a feature on Bungie.net you can click for 'The Mod Experience'. It's an automated program that sends you 200 angry PM's a day like "U SUCK FOR LOCKING MY THREAD U NOOB" and generates replies that use your posts out of context. :P

  • 05.04.2006 7:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: Senor Leche
I'm basing this on hearsay, but do some people not see that being a Moderator isn't always sunshine and happiness? There should be a feature on Bungie.net you can click for 'The Mod Experience'. It's an automated program that sends you 200 angry PM's a day like "U SUCK FOR LOCKING MY THREAD U NOOB" and generates replies that use your posts out of context. :P

Well personally I wouldn't give it up. I don't mind being abused oh so much.

Strong young metabolism, maybe.
-TGP-

  • 05.04.2006 7:06 AM PDT

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You digest people?

  • 05.04.2006 7:15 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Posted by: Senor Leche
I'm basing this on hearsay, but do some people not see that being a Moderator isn't always sunshine and happiness? There should be a feature on Bungie.net you can click for 'The Mod Experience'. It's an automated program that sends you 200 angry PM's a day like "U SUCK FOR LOCKING MY THREAD U NOOB" and generates replies that use your posts out of context. :P

Well personally I wouldn't give it up. I don't mind being abused oh so much.

Strong young metabolism, maybe.
-TGP-


I can't even begin to imagine your self-confidence now TGP...

  • 05.04.2006 7:30 AM PDT