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Subject: You know you're bad if....
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Sadly I got my 50 after they stopped doing the stats for Halo 3 here.


Posted by: Cavik Akavelle
You know you're bad if you spawn and, most games, immediately start looking for the nearest power weapon. And you're -blam!- terrible if you pick up that power weapon and then immediately start rushing for a power-up.

You know you're bad if you're constantly getting into fair, one on one fights, and then trying to sprint/evade/fly away when you're obviously going to lose. Or you go into armor lock and try to prolong your inevitable death, hoping that somebody will come along and save you. The cowards way out.


You know you're bad when this is your idea of bad.

  • 12.05.2011 4:39 AM PDT

Planking : Parkour for people who don't move very fast.

You play Reach. At all.

  • 12.05.2011 4:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: spawn031
When you lose more games than you win.

-Sent from my Microwave


Orly

Anyway, you know you're bad when you...

Are with MLG
Are in a clan
Blame your team for your deaths
Think rank means something
Hate people who play for fun
K/D boost
AFK
Hate Halo
Check this list to see if you have anyone of these

  • 12.05.2011 4:42 AM PDT

Posted by: WulfwoodsSins
You play Reach. At all.

This.

  • 12.05.2011 12:14 PM PDT
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RIP Bungie Service Records. You shall be missed.

If you have "OpTiC" in your GT

  • 12.05.2011 12:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frasier Crane
I'm not making excuses. I never claimed to be good. I have never played any colonel better than me though.


Top 1% Overall Player for H3 on Halocharts
50 Team Slayer Gen and BTB 5 Star

You know you're bad...if you still play Reach.

  • 12.05.2011 12:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frasier Crane
I'm not making excuses. I never claimed to be good. I have never played any colonel better than me though.


Top 1% Overall Player for H3 on Halocharts
50 Team Slayer Gen and BTB 5 Star


Posted by: House of Pain
Posted by: WulfwoodsSins
You play Reach. At all.

This.


lol not surprised someone beat me to it actually.

  • 12.05.2011 12:19 PM PDT

/=\ncient \_|_/arriors


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Posted by: House of Pain
Posted by: RC Clone
If you have KSI in your Gt.

Now this I can agree on.


WooooooooooooooW how the hell is this guy that inheritor. class with a lowsy kd -__- I bet he is a afk whore


K/D means nothing when rank is concerned... only time played.

On Topic:
If you are a worse than I am, you need to throw your Xbox away...

  • 12.05.2011 12:28 PM PDT

We have been raised for combat...
We carry our banner to our fights...
Alone we are a menace, together we are a threat...
Born to raise hell, live to drop back in it...
Never retreat, never surrender... we are spartans.

You know you're bad when....

-You AFK in the begining of a match (or the whole time for that matter)

-When you think rank means anything (in ANY Halo)

-When you think spamming the DMR like if there was no tomorrow is skilled

-When you use snipers at close range..... and fail.

-When you use rockets AS snipers

-When you let yourself get owned by your own splatter

-When you criticize a playstile that suits other players

-When you take the tank your team mate left on top of your flag or base (in case of Neutral assault)

And finally, the ultimate way of knowing you're bad... is when you, SOMEHOW, pull THIS off...

Thread... complete.

[Edited on 12.05.2011 1:19 PM PST]

  • 12.05.2011 1:12 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

You use a rocket when in no immediate danger, when your opponent is very close to death.

  • 12.05.2011 2:29 PM PDT

When you take some good, deep hits from a white widow strain in your favorite metallic skull pipe, then immediately jump into team slayer and trash talk the other team in the lobby, purposely choose the exact opposite gametype that the majority wants, and when the game begins, start jetpacking into the sky and constantly yelling at your teammates, "I AM GOD, I CANNOT BE BEATEN" whilst getting team shot bythe enemy team.

God I love this game

  • 12.05.2011 3:23 PM PDT

A competitive players main goal is to win.
A casuals main goal is to have fun regardless of whether that results in a win or loss.
It has nothing to do with individual skill or knowledge, it has to do with the reason you play.

You use Armor Lock outside Elite Slayer.

  • 12.05.2011 3:24 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: RC Clone
Plasmas are good by being stronger than frags. Adapt
Too bad nothing I throw at sticks to the plasma :(
Seriously, I can throw one right at a person's head, and it goes through.

  • 12.05.2011 3:26 PM PDT
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DerpRoids: It's what happened to 90% of the Reach forums.

My stats yo.


Posted by: TKDK4
Are with MLG


Hey guys, I found a retard.

  • 12.05.2011 3:35 PM PDT

Posted by: DerpRoids

Posted by: TKDK4
Are with MLG


Hey guys, I found a retard.

Not that rare these days.

  • 12.05.2011 3:35 PM PDT
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if you use your AR over the pistol in any game mode or map in reg team slayer. ar is for nubs

  • 12.05.2011 3:37 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.


Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
Posted by: RC Clone
Plasmas are good by being stronger than frags. Adapt
Too bad nothing I throw at sticks to the plasma :(
Seriously, I can throw one right at a person's head, and it goes through.


Yup. Welcome to Reach.

  • 12.05.2011 3:37 PM PDT

You spawn kill randoms with your full party you and think you are the most skilled pr0 of all time.

  • 12.05.2011 3:37 PM PDT

When you pull out your AR in DMR starts

  • 12.05.2011 3:39 PM PDT

Posted by: bashmeister
if you use your AR over the pistol in any game mode or map in reg team slayer. ar is for nubs

AR is for bad kids.

  • 12.05.2011 3:40 PM PDT

You miss 2 or more shots of the sniper rifle to kill a standing target.

  • 12.05.2011 3:46 PM PDT


Posted by: S0ULJA PHARAOH
you know you're bad if you TIE with OUTNUMBERED randoms.

our inheritor random quit early along with another, and they had one inactive so they tied with outnumbered randoms 7 vs 6. thats a fail, thats a full-party fail (tobuscus voice)


played against that itz scope guy a couple days ago too in BTB slayer on paradiso or utopie or whatever that map is nowadays. He got in the banshee and never came down.

  • 12.05.2011 4:06 PM PDT

If I could change a few things in Reach, it would be....

*Get rid of yoinking and medal ( yoinking is retarded )
*Force Bungie to work again and get rid of 343's existence
* A few other things
XBOX360 gamertag: Conquer13
Gamerscore:9120


Posted by: House of Pain
In slayer pro, you choose the "Warden" class purely to use the plasma grenades.




Lets make a list.
Hey kiddo I see that you havent played halo ever,how would you know

  • 12.05.2011 4:09 PM PDT

Yes, I AM just that awesome.

If you think you're cool because you can skip a checkpoint, and cry while screaming "HAX" when someone shows you High Speed Halo.

  • 12.05.2011 4:12 PM PDT

Posted by: Conquer13

Posted by: House of Pain
In slayer pro, you choose the "Warden" class purely to use the plasma grenades.




Lets make a list.
Hey kiddo I see that you havent played halo ever,how would you know

Golden Rule: If an acc has an unlinked tag, just assume s/he is better than you.

Not to mention you suck ass at this game. Your DMR is trash.

  • 12.05.2011 5:18 PM PDT