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Subject: Best headline evar for a news story, article, blog.
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

It's so good, I will let the link speak for itself.

http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/05/smoking-can-make-you r-nipples-fall-off/?hpt=hp_c2

Brilliant isn't it? If you have nipples (we're all mammals, so we do) you could have a stake in this story. Even if you don't smoke, it's going to pique your curiosity, at least a little.

  • 12.05.2011 8:52 AM PST

Do not invite me to your private group. I will not join.

Indeed it can.

  • 12.05.2011 8:53 AM PST

this reminds me of a bit from jason x

  • 12.05.2011 8:55 AM PST

"If I close my eyes I can see
Someone laughing long ago with me
To this day I've held that right here
Cause you're still my most precious treasure."

I like it how she blames the doctor because she can't quit smoking.

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  • 12.05.2011 8:55 AM PST

Check out my youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/ultratog1028

Pretty good. My favorite is still this one.

  • 12.05.2011 8:55 AM PST

I'm better than you :P

Oh no...somone needs to alert Cr1TiKaL! Now!

Lets just hope he doesn't smoke...

:P

  • 12.05.2011 8:59 AM PST

Deviant Art: http://exaltedkezia.deviantart.com/
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/exaltedkezia
Battlelog: http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/Exalted_Kezia/

In wine there's truth but in silence there's surrender.

I've always wanted black nipples, thanks Recon! :D

  • 12.05.2011 9:00 AM PST

"Die?"Kurt laughed."Didn't you know?"he told the Elite. "...Spartans never die."

I saw one that was:
Statistics show that teenage pregnancies drastically reduce at 25

and

One armed man applaudes kindness of strangers

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  • 12.05.2011 9:01 AM PST

Online ID: GriffGraff15

Better article name IMO

Don't you just get stressed when a 12 foot Great White jumps on your boat?

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  • 12.05.2011 9:03 AM PST

Online ID: GriffGraff15


Posted by: nosnhoj420
i assume this only applies to cheap implants done the old way. probably the reason they go in through the armpit instead of the nipple nowadays. that and the fact that the old way makes you look like a ridiculous frankenstein monster...

Did you read the article? It's not about the quality of doctor, it's about the effects of the nicotine and tobacco with the healing tissue.

  • 12.05.2011 9:06 AM PST
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: nosnhoj420
i assume this only applies to cheap implants done the old way. probably the reason they go in through the armpit instead of the nipple nowadays.

I thought that the surgery in question was a lift, not augmentation. Reduction surgery also uses an incision around the nipple as well, if memory serves.

The issue is that smoking reduces effective blood flow so much that necrosis is likely, no matter what tissue is being reattached. I've seen it in amputation reattachment as well. And the treatments for necrosis are pretty medieval.

  • 12.05.2011 9:07 AM PST

inb4 lock
oh wait..

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This one killed me!

  • 12.05.2011 9:16 AM PST

What's up with all the -blam!-ing negativity?
Stop it.

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God of Destruction

That's an amazing title.
Also an imformative article.


Completely off topic: I think that I want to be a biomedical engineer when I'm older.

  • 12.05.2011 9:17 AM PST

"Lucky fan could win a rim job"

Saints row 3 prize raw article, the name of the mechanics in game is called 'rim jobs'. They were actually offering to customize their car if they won.

  • 12.05.2011 9:19 AM PST

Posted by: x Foman123 x

Posted by: Le Petit Chien
If you were my son, I'd be proud.
This. I'd take you out for a dinner at your favorite restaurant.


Quoted by a Mod. Call me a suck up, but I feel pretty damn awesome right now.

"It's all your fault, Dr. Youn!"

  • 12.05.2011 9:44 AM PST

Posted by: Seggi31
Posted by: Doctor Jensen
I've challenged my beliefs. What is the book about?


I find that this is usually untrue. If religious people honestly, diligently and intelligently challenged their beliefs, there would be no religious people.

I don't have nipples.




I lost them to smoking.

  • 12.05.2011 9:47 AM PST

It is better to die for the emperor than live for yourself

i used to have nipples, than i took a sigaret to the knee.

but seriously

people who smoke are dumb and stupid

  • 12.05.2011 9:53 AM PST

How do you hit the jackpot with these news stories every time?

  • 12.05.2011 9:55 AM PST

Posted by: Seggi31
Posted by: Doctor Jensen
I've challenged my beliefs. What is the book about?


I find that this is usually untrue. If religious people honestly, diligently and intelligently challenged their beliefs, there would be no religious people.


Posted by: SgtPunisment
people who smoke are dumb and stupid
Dumb AND stupid? Impossible.

  • 12.05.2011 9:56 AM PST
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"This bandicoot will be my general, he will lead my Cortex Commandos to world domination...

This time, I shall reign TRIUMPHANT!"

-Dr. Cortex

I'll be honest.

I didn't even click the link.

Lulz were already ensued.

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