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Subject: Best headline evar for a news story, article, blog.

Posted by: Seggi31
Posted by: Doctor Jensen
I've challenged my beliefs. What is the book about?


I find that this is usually untrue. If religious people honestly, diligently and intelligently challenged their beliefs, there would be no religious people.


Posted by: BRADEN OWNZ
How do you hit the jackpot with these news stories every time?
Today he just happened to be googling "things that can make you lose your nipples"

  • 12.05.2011 9:57 AM PDT
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It's certainly an attention grabber, but it's quite odd.

  • 12.05.2011 9:57 AM PDT

The world is full of mysteries, and shares too few of the answers required. An example of which, is how did I end up in the Brute Zone?

I actually love this.

  • 12.05.2011 9:57 AM PDT

How do you always find the gems, Recon?

  • 12.05.2011 9:58 AM PDT


Posted by: SgtPunisment
people who smoke are dumb and stupid



Blind Mown.

  • 12.05.2011 9:59 AM PDT


Posted by: doctor woot

Posted by: BRADEN OWNZ
How do you hit the jackpot with these news stories every time?
Today he just happened to be googling "things that can make you lose your nipples"



[Recon at work] Hey guys I wonder if smoking makes your nipples fall off?
Everyone out of the way, we gotta google that -blam!- now![/Recon at work]

  • 12.05.2011 10:01 AM PDT

It is better to die for the emperor than live for yourself


Posted by: doctor woot

Posted by: SgtPunisment
people who smoke are dumb and stupid
Dumb AND stupid? Impossible.


Huzzah the stupidness factor has been doubled!

  • 12.05.2011 10:02 AM PDT

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surprised nobody posted this one yet

  • 12.05.2011 10:04 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: BRADEN OWNZ
Posted by: doctor woot
Posted by: BRADEN OWNZ
How do you hit the jackpot with these news stories every time?
Today he just happened to be googling "things that can make you lose your nipples"
[Recon at work] Hey guys I wonder if smoking makes your nipples fall off?
Everyone out of the way, we gotta google that -blam!- now![/Recon at work]

Telecommuters Master Race.

  • 12.05.2011 10:05 AM PDT

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Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

Posted by: Covy Killer
Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

I wonder if Recon gets paid to find these...

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Infection in Halo 3 isn't zombie killing; it's ethnic cleansing. Have you ever noticed that these "zombies" are just black Spartans?

I still laugh at: Keegan Fills Schmeichel's Gap With Seaman.

Oh, Sky Sports. David Seaman was a headline writer's wet dream.

  • 12.05.2011 10:07 AM PDT

What's up with all the -blam!-ing negativity?
Stop it.

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Posted by: X El BaZzA X
How do you always find the gems, Recon?
He made a search engine that only finds the odd.

  • 12.05.2011 1:50 PM PDT

Have A Nice Day!

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yolo? -blam!- that! YOLTOSS!! You Only Live Twice or Some -blam!-

I was concerned about my nipples well being (not my lungs, of course) so I read the article. Good thing it only applies to people who are getting a breast lift.

  • 12.05.2011 1:55 PM PDT

so you want a source?


try this

true story

nope, but i'll PM you something better from the onion, if you want, recon.

  • 12.05.2011 1:58 PM PDT

LOL WTF?

  • 12.05.2011 2:05 PM PDT

HOLY CRAP

  • 12.05.2011 2:11 PM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

This applies to women who smoke and have had breast lifts...

I'm neither of the three.

  • 12.05.2011 2:13 PM PDT
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I win

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On January 15th, this thread will be bumped.

I call it.

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I be trippin'.

Susan sounds like a real b*tch.

  • 12.05.2011 2:16 PM PDT

What a hipster.

The headline is doing the opposite affect on me. Sure, it's drawing me in, but it's making me want to smoke just for the sake of being nipple-less.

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  • 12.05.2011 2:19 PM PDT

so you want a source?


try this

true story


Posted by: Psuedo
I win
nope.

if you want weird/slightly funnier, PM me asking for a link.

it's the onion, so i can't direct link it.

  • 12.05.2011 2:22 PM PDT

Hold it right there.

Hello. Name's Brian. Look, if you're looking for a flame war with me, just open up the Flood and write up some not-nice things about religion and I'll bring my nukes to the party.

If you want some other way to contact me, you can forget it.

If you're interested in some of my work, you can check my homepage out.

Hah.

Interesting.

  • 12.05.2011 2:22 PM PDT

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The Secret Society 95% of activity is me, I could use some help.

Eh, It's not like I use them.

  • 12.05.2011 2:23 PM PDT

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