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Subject: Best headline evar for a news story, article, blog.

Hold it right there.

Hello. Name's Brian. Look, if you're looking for a flame war with me, just open up the Flood and write up some not-nice things about religion and I'll bring my nukes to the party.

If you want some other way to contact me, you can forget it.

If you're interested in some of my work, you can check my homepage out.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: BRADEN OWNZ
Posted by: doctor woot
Posted by: BRADEN OWNZ
How do you hit the jackpot with these news stories every time?
Today he just happened to be googling "things that can make you lose your nipples"
[Recon at work] Hey guys I wonder if smoking makes your nipples fall off?
Everyone out of the way, we gotta google that -blam!- now![/Recon at work]

Telecommuters Master Race.

There must be a common denominator among all of his articles. It's safe to say nipples are not the common denominator.

  • 12.05.2011 2:24 PM PDT

A simple life.


Posted by: Le Petit Chien
"It's all your fault, Dr. Youn!"

  • 12.05.2011 2:27 PM PDT

Since you cannot do good to all, you are to pay special attention to those who, by the accidents of time, or place, or circumstances, are brought into closer connection with you.
Augustine of Hippo

I can't prove it, but I can say it.
Stephen Colbert

i am not shawn from youtube, I created this username because I thought it was an unique name but if I could change it I would since it did not belong to me originally

Mai Nippelz!

  • 01.15.2012 6:33 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

I'll keep this in mind in case I ever grow breasts and start smoking.

  • 01.15.2012 6:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: VenomfangX
Mai Nippelz!
You just bumped a 40 day old thread, well done.

  • 01.15.2012 6:40 PM PDT
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NOT INTO THE LONG GRASS!


Posted by: King Dutchy

Posted by: VenomfangX
Mai Nippelz!
You just bumped a 40 day old thread, well done.

  • 01.15.2012 6:41 PM PDT

"I am Scourge, Leader of BloodClan, and I have won!"


Posted by: Ins3ktz

Posted by: King Dutchy

Posted by: VenomfangX
Mai Nippelz!
You just bumped a 40 day old thread, well done.

  • 01.15.2012 6:46 PM PDT

Tej~

So if i started smoking could i get rid of my useless man nipples?

  • 01.15.2012 6:47 PM PDT

Since you cannot do good to all, you are to pay special attention to those who, by the accidents of time, or place, or circumstances, are brought into closer connection with you.
Augustine of Hippo

I can't prove it, but I can say it.
Stephen Colbert

i am not shawn from youtube, I created this username because I thought it was an unique name but if I could change it I would since it did not belong to me originally


Posted by: Sturmgewehr44

Posted by: Ins3ktz

Posted by: King Dutchy

Posted by: VenomfangX
Mai Nippelz!
You just bumped a 40 day old thread, well done.

  • 01.15.2012 8:32 PM PDT

Ad Infinitum

Do you people just go searching hundreds of pages back to necro-bump stuff?

  • 01.15.2012 8:34 PM PDT

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.


Posted by: SunGlassed Skunk
So if i started smoking could i get rid of my useless man nipples?

If you go to get a breast lift or breast reduction, yes you can.

  • 01.15.2012 8:41 PM PDT

Since you cannot do good to all, you are to pay special attention to those who, by the accidents of time, or place, or circumstances, are brought into closer connection with you.
Augustine of Hippo

I can't prove it, but I can say it.
Stephen Colbert

i am not shawn from youtube, I created this username because I thought it was an unique name but if I could change it I would since it did not belong to me originally

No, this thread is now about my necrobump... Oh yeah de-railing and necrobumping!

  • 01.15.2012 8:43 PM PDT

Hold it right there.

Hello. Name's Brian. Look, if you're looking for a flame war with me, just open up the Flood and write up some not-nice things about religion and I'll bring my nukes to the party.

If you want some other way to contact me, you can forget it.

If you're interested in some of my work, you can check my homepage out.

I'm sure I read this before, surely because somebody on the Flood already linked to it.

*hintingatReconrecyclingthreads

  • 01.15.2012 8:46 PM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

My dad has smoked for 45+ years, and his nipples are still there...

  • 01.15.2012 9:13 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

Posted by: Kanade Tachibana
I like it how she blames the doctor because she can't quit smoking.
It makes as much sense as people suing McDonald's because they're fat.

  • 01.15.2012 9:25 PM PDT

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Posted by: SgtPunisment
i used to have nipples, than i took a sigaret to the knee.

but seriously

people who smoke are dumb and stupid


your momma. (j/k)


Seriously, those of us who do smoke do it because we want to. That doesn't make us dumb or stupid, since we do it because we're okay with the risk, and we're not hurting anyone but ourselves. (Those who stay around us and don't smoke but then complain about smokers are the selfish and dumb ones, since they could easily walk away, especially since we smokers are restricted on where we can do it.)

  • 01.15.2012 9:30 PM PDT

Huh

I wonder what you would look like without nipples

  • 01.15.2012 9:34 PM PDT

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