Well slap my balls and call me Santa, I've got lizard tits!
[/quote]Don't get too jumpy on that, old chap.
I only just met, and would prefer you use the term friendship over relationship, as relationship can mean a whole variety of things, from love to friendship to even the president Uganda (if there is one). Everyone has a relationship with everyone, even if just the fact that both people or things are existing is the only link.
btw, I'm not always trying to sound British, I'm not even British and English isn't even my first language.[/quote]
I'm English :D But in actual fact finding someone who actually speaks in that way is a rarity. I speak like this (more so virtually) as a result of people always saying I have a posh accent...when I don't It's just posh in comparison.
And Oh I totally agree friendship is an infinitely more appropriate term.