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Subject: Halo Reach has Downgraded Your Intelligence

"Ultimate excellence lies
Not in winning
Every battle
But in defeating the Enemy
Without ever fighting."

-Sunzi: Master of War.

I came here from the infamous Halo Waypoint Website, a place of splendor filled to the brink with many-a-wondrous kind. Their brains, mind you, are also very keen, and these people would like to let thou know one thing:

Halo: Reach has decreased your (Halo: Reach's Forum) intellect. Seriously; it's not even funny.

Let me put it into terms you may comprehend: "Adapt. Umad bro'? LolReach. InB4 John Cena."
In my eyes, your dullness has made Bungie.net irrelevant.
Thank you. Goodbye.


[Edited on 12.06.2011 3:35 PM PST]

  • 12.06.2011 3:27 PM PDT
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Bungie should consider investing in precipitation gathering nets for these forums. The sheer amount of tears shed by anyone who's been destroyed by armor lock, jet pack, grenades, and the AR could continuously operate hydroelectric dams, irrigate farms, and provide clean drinking water for third world countries.

While I'm with you on the general population around here being substandard in terms of intelligence, 343's forums are by no means any better.

  • 12.06.2011 3:28 PM PDT

How I kill? Simple effective Head shots and Beat downs. My newest favorite saying? Bullet meet head, head meet bullet. I would love to say this to a current telemarketer. I now have come up with Operation Laser. Operation Laser is the basis of basic lasering. Spartan Lasers ftw!

What, everyone in B.Net is an idiot? You're here too bro, you ain't any better by coming here and saying so.

  • 12.06.2011 3:29 PM PDT

"Ultimate excellence lies
Not in winning
Every battle
But in defeating the Enemy
Without ever fighting."

-Sunzi: Master of War.


Posted by: Dauss
While I'm with you on the general population around here being substandard in terms of intelligence, 343's forums are by no means any better.


Trolls and what-not seem to get harsher punishments. Also, some of the rules they establish there actually improve the community.

  • 12.06.2011 3:30 PM PDT

So, you came here to insult our intelligence (which many of us are smarter than the average 343 forum goer) and then leave?

That's just rude.

  • 12.06.2011 3:31 PM PDT
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Bungie should consider investing in precipitation gathering nets for these forums. The sheer amount of tears shed by anyone who's been destroyed by armor lock, jet pack, grenades, and the AR could continuously operate hydroelectric dams, irrigate farms, and provide clean drinking water for third world countries.

dammerd, if you're saying the average b.net user is smarter than anyone who isn't also suffering clinical brain damage, I think you're kidding yourself.

  • 12.06.2011 3:33 PM PDT

"Ultimate excellence lies
Not in winning
Every battle
But in defeating the Enemy
Without ever fighting."

-Sunzi: Master of War.


Posted by: dammerd
So, you came here to insult our intelligence (which many of us are smarter than the average 343 forum goer) and then leave?

That's just rude.


It would be rude if anyone here didn't have any other feeling besides sarcastic or conservative.

  • 12.06.2011 3:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Delicious Ulcer

Posted by: Dauss
While I'm with you on the general population around here being substandard in terms of intelligence, 343's forums are by no means any better.


Trolls and what-not seem to get harsher punishments. Also, some of the rules they establish there actually improve the community.


That doesn't make any of the abundant retards less retarded that stroll their forums.

  • 12.06.2011 3:34 PM PDT

How I kill? Simple effective Head shots and Beat downs. My newest favorite saying? Bullet meet head, head meet bullet. I would love to say this to a current telemarketer. I now have come up with Operation Laser. Operation Laser is the basis of basic lasering. Spartan Lasers ftw!

Typical liberal. Not evryone is sarcastic.

  • 12.06.2011 3:34 PM PDT


Posted by: Delicious Ulcer

Posted by: dammerd
So, you came here to insult our intelligence (which many of us are smarter than the average 343 forum goer) and then leave?

That's just rude.


It would be rude if anyone here didn't have any other feeling besides sarcastic or conservative.



I'll agree with you that there are more trolls and what not than I would like, But there are still plenty of intelligent people whose goals are to just gather general information and to provide information to help all the idiots along.

  • 12.06.2011 3:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Delicious Ulcer

Posted by: dammerd
So, you came here to insult our intelligence (which many of us are smarter than the average 343 forum goer) and then leave?

That's just rude.


It would be rude if anyone here didn't have any other feeling besides sarcastic or conservative.

Some of us do have other feelings, have fun on 343's website. But FYI if you posted something like this on there you'd either be banned or have had a serious warning.

  • 12.06.2011 3:36 PM PDT

"Ultimate excellence lies
Not in winning
Every battle
But in defeating the Enemy
Without ever fighting."

-Sunzi: Master of War.


Posted by: wcd45

Posted by: Delicious Ulcer

Posted by: dammerd
So, you came here to insult our intelligence (which many of us are smarter than the average 343 forum goer) and then leave?

That's just rude.


It would be rude if anyone here didn't have any other feeling besides sarcastic or conservative.

Some of us do have other feelings, have fun on 343's website. But FYI if you posted something like this on there you'd either be banned or have had a serious warning.

Exactly. Rules to filter the useless and annoying posts, unlike this website. (And "Freedom of Speech" doesn't apply here. "You have no rights, so play nice" is the lieu.)

  • 12.06.2011 3:40 PM PDT
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Bungie should consider investing in precipitation gathering nets for these forums. The sheer amount of tears shed by anyone who's been destroyed by armor lock, jet pack, grenades, and the AR could continuously operate hydroelectric dams, irrigate farms, and provide clean drinking water for third world countries.

Hate to break it to you, but you have no rights on any privately owned website. If 343 has you thinking otherwise you just haven't run afoul of them yet. Freedom of Speech isn't so you can say whatever you want, it's that you can voice an opinion that may conflict against the interests of the power in charge. And I guarantee, that if you go back to 343 and start pissing in their cornflakes, you'll find you don't have that luxury there either.

  • 12.06.2011 3:46 PM PDT


Posted by: Dauss
Hate to break it to you, but you have no rights on any privately owned website. If 343 has you thinking otherwise you just haven't run afoul of them yet. Freedom of Speech isn't so you can say whatever you want, it's that you can voice an opinion that may conflict against the interests of the power in charge. And I guarantee, that if you go back to 343 and start pissing in their cornflakes, you'll find you don't have that luxury there either.


Exactly.

Now, I would advise you to leave before a full blown flame war begins. None of us will be lending you our flame suits.

  • 12.06.2011 3:49 PM PDT