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Subject: Peace Through Unity.

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But have you seen?

  • 12.08.2011 2:02 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Well now, isn't THAT a question?

  • 12.08.2011 2:03 PM PDT

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Yep. If you say yes, it was in her other pants. If you say no, then you just don't know what's down there.

  • 12.08.2011 2:04 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Uh, female pants on a guy would most likely crush teh testes. But no. I haz not been in teh pants.

[Edited on 12.08.2011 2:06 PM PST]

  • 12.08.2011 2:05 PM PDT

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It was in her other pants. And you should see some emo guys...

[Edited on 12.08.2011 2:06 PM PST]

  • 12.08.2011 2:06 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

They haz no testes.

  • 12.08.2011 2:06 PM PDT

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So I've heard.

  • 12.08.2011 2:08 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

As far as I know... Tight pants on a Male = BAD MOTHER-blam!- COMBINATION!

  • 12.08.2011 2:09 PM PDT

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You produce less sperm too.

  • 12.08.2011 2:10 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Yep. It crushes. Yo testes. Bad combination.

  • 12.08.2011 2:10 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Lol Hot Topic. YOU JELLY, SHARPACE?????

  • 12.08.2011 2:11 PM PDT

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It has bee. For a long time. UMAD!?!?!

  • 12.08.2011 2:12 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

IHAPPY!!!! UHAPPY???

  • 12.08.2011 2:13 PM PDT

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HEEELLLZ YEAH BRUH!

  • 12.08.2011 2:13 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

GOOD!!!!! Now, old chap, back to buisness. How's the oil monopoly? *Takes a hit from Pipe*

  • 12.08.2011 2:16 PM PDT

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We've created an *oiligarchy!

  • 12.08.2011 2:16 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

I love that game. I'm aware it's a phrase, too. But still.

  • 12.08.2011 2:18 PM PDT

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Yeah, good game :D

  • 12.08.2011 2:20 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

I'm living in the 21st century doin' something mean to it
Do it better then anybody you ever seen do it
Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it
I guess every superhero need his theme music

[Chorus:]
No one man should have all that power
The clocks tickin' I just count the hours
Stop trippin' I'm tripping off the power
(21st century Schizoid Man)

The system broken, the school's closed, the prison's open
We ain't got nothing to lose mother-blam!- we rollin',
Huh? mother-blam!- we rollin'
With some light skinned girls and some Kelly Rowland's
In this white man world we the ones chosen
So goodnight cruel world I'll see you in the mornin',
Huh? I see you in the mornin'
This is way too much, I need a moment.

[Chorus:]
No one man should have all that power
The clocks tickin' I just count the hours
Stop trippin' I'm tripping off the power
Till then, -blam!- that the world's ours
(21st Century Schizoid Man)

-blam!- SNL and the whole cast
Tell them Yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass
More specifically they can kiss my -blam!-
I'm an -blam!-? You -blam!-s got jokes!
You short minded -blam!-s thoughts is Napoleon
My furs is Mongolian, my ice brought the goalies in
I embody every characteristic of the egotistic
He knows, he's so -blam!- gifted
I just needed time alone, with my own thoughts
Got treasures in my mind but couldn't open up my own vault
My childlike creativity, purity and honesty is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts
Reality is catching up with me, taking my inner child I'm fighting for custody
With these responsibilities that they entrust in me
As I look down at my di-a-mond encrusted piece thinking...

[Chorus:]
No one man should have all that power
The clocks tickin' I just count the hours
Stop trippin' I'm tripping off the powder
Till then, -blam!- that the world's ours
(21st Century Schizoid Man)

Colin Powell, Austin Powers
Lost in translation with a whole -blam!- nation
They say I was the abomination of Obama's nation
Well that's a pretty bad way to start the conversation
At the end of the day goddamn it I'm killin' this -blam!-
I know damn well ya'll feelin' this -blam!-
I don't need your -blam!-, -blam!- I'm on my own dick
I ain't got a power trip who you going home with?
How 'Ye doin'? I'm Surviving
I was drinkin' earlier now I'm driving
Where the bad -blam!-es huh? Where ya hidin'?
I got the power make your life so excitin'...

(Oh hey Oh hey Oh hey
Hey Hey)

Now this'll be a beautiful death
[Dwele:]
I'm jumping out the window
I'm Letting everything go
I'm Letting everything go
[x3]

You got the power to let power go [?]

[Ad-lib]
(21st Century Schizoid Man)

  • 12.08.2011 2:22 PM PDT

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IT'S FINISHED, -blam!-!

  • 12.08.2011 2:25 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

ABOUT -blam!- TIME! -blam!-!

  • 12.08.2011 2:25 PM PDT

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You like?

  • 12.08.2011 2:26 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

I likez. When I'm done eating, I'll put it on the site. You want a pic of your Spartan beside it?

  • 12.08.2011 2:29 PM PDT

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Not yet, I need to change his colors bruh.
I don't have his age or anything D:

[Edited on 12.08.2011 2:30 PM PST]

  • 12.08.2011 2:30 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

A'igh brah.

  • 12.08.2011 2:31 PM PDT