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Call of Duty 4
Single Player
You begin your adventure as alex cheng, an idiot who joined the army to die and turn to a rugrat, he is a recruit. After having a talk with your stereotypical stuck-up Captain, you now have to prove yourself worthy of the abilities of an S.A.S operative by running through a course killing cardboard cutouts of John McCain, Sarah Palin, and Joseph Stalin.
However, don't underestimate the rigor of such a demanding course; the cardboard cutouts are extremely elusive, crafty, and tactical. While you may think you've eliminated the potential threat, you will not be notified until you reach the end of the course if an undercover cardboard agent outsmarted your wits. Run it again and make sure you've neutralized all the cardboard enemies, because the most important thing to remember is, much like terrorists, the cardboard will not return fire; it will simply slip behind a wall in an attempt to not be found.
After you've had your fill of knifing cardboard, it's time to really sink your teeth into the campaign. Prepare yourself; it's time to head out on a real mission, with potential death at every turn.
This mission couldn't be simpler: Infiltrate a cargo ship and steal something that doesn't matter - SILENTLY. This mission will require you to get in and out quietly; everything should go according to plan provided the terrorists do not look up to see and hear a huge bulky helicopter flying overhead and dropping off S.A.S operatives at the south end of the ship. After your silent entrance, you immediately go to work. You first kill all the civilian ship staff (isn't their a code against that) who are unarmed (this is what the cardboard training has trained you to be), then you prove your worth to your fellow squadmates by watching them take down enemies and not doing anything. Possibly the largest threat that faces the team is that of the ferocious corners on the cargo ship, thus the team's progress is slowed slightly since every corner is checked with near lethal efficiency,and if you do not check your corners Captain Price screams -blam!-!!! and two MiGs come and blow up the ship.
Afterwards you do a little shooting, and luckily since your enemies haven't mastered the art of regenerative healing it will be more like -blam!- with bullets, then you'll eventually find the clipboard you came for, sitting on top of an uninteresting nuclear weapon. However, as you and the team turn to leave, Captain Price stubbs his toe and screams -blam!-!!!? and two MiGs come a lot like what happens if you don't check your corners, but this time you escape, but remember that you haven't attained Kenyan speed yet(you have to kill them in the next mission and eat their brains with the bayonet) and will run as though your legs are made of marshmallow but they are really made of British Taffy, despicable stuff cannot stand up to Pureblue American Candy.
Arriving at the evacuation chopper, you'll jump and barely grab hold of it like a cliche' James Bond action scene. Unfortunately your squadmates just sit and laugh at you until you climb up yourself and shoot them all in the balls.