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Subject: You have no life.

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

^Why is this the argument of every kid who gets roflstomped by people who are clearly better than them?

Why is their follow-up argument almost always an accusation of homo-blam!-ity?

I understand the mad because bad thing, but would it really be that hard to come up with an insult that makes sense? The kid who inspired this thread is a higher rank than me and has had the game for a shorter amount of time. Doesn't that imply he has less of a life than me, given Reach's ranking system?

On the homo-blam!-ity aspect, doesn't calling someone else -blam!- in that context only serve to reflect more poorly on the insulter? Not only is he demonstrating his homophobia and general ignorance, but it also means that (if his accusation were true) he has been bested by something he hates. When used in conjuncture with the "no life" statement, isn't also implying that homo-blam!-s cannot be successful and/or good at something?

I don't get it.

lolkids

  • 12.11.2011 4:00 PM PDT

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Posted by: Ryz
If you're not here to bash Campaign Hero, then your opinion is void.

Whenever I beat someone and they say "no life!", I laugh and tell them how they're a Hero and I'm a warrant officer.

  • 12.11.2011 4:02 PM PDT
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i plai 4 fun gtfo

its because i play for fun

get a life

  • 12.11.2011 4:02 PM PDT

In the name of God
Impure souls of the living dead
Shall be banished to eternal damnation
AMEN

It's funny because most of the people telling me this have played 50x longer than I have.

  • 12.11.2011 4:02 PM PDT

Your presence here is quite unneeded. Begone you!!!

Nobody makes worthwhile arguments anymore

  • 12.11.2011 4:03 PM PDT

Play the game for the fun of it.

It really dosnt mean he has no life unless he rants on and shows off about it. If your better than him your better, but if hes an annoying little 10 year-old who thinks hes the best he has no life nor friends.

  • 12.11.2011 4:05 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

Oh I play for fun. Trust me. I just don't understand why some people are so reluctant to accept that there are people better than them at Halo. It baffles the mind.

  • 12.11.2011 4:52 PM PDT

Ok i know some people like that and if your better your better, they dont need to accept it

  • 12.11.2011 5:00 PM PDT

WALL OF SHAME-Posting stupidity since 2010
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Posted by: Maximus Decimus
Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?

Which is why I get confused when people always call me a 7 year old.



>:(
... I'm not a 7 year old...

[Edited on 12.11.2011 5:08 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2011 5:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

They're mad because they're bad.

  • 12.11.2011 5:12 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.


Posted by: NavG123
Which is why I get confused when people always call me a 7 year old.



>:(
... I'm not a 7 year old...


But that works to your advantage because you could argue that a 7-year-old has an excuse to have no life. Not that I think a 7-year-old should be on Xbox Live.

  • 12.11.2011 5:26 PM PDT

Uhh dude, haven't you noticed how their logic works? If your better than them you have no life... But you forgot, if they are better than you, then you are a noob. To them, there is nobody better than anybody, just noobs or no lifers, that of course, except for them (because they fool themselves to think they're better just to raise their ego).

I see it just like the words of losers

  • 12.11.2011 5:30 PM PDT


Posted by: Campaign Hero
Whenever I beat someone and they say "no life!", I laugh and tell them how they're a Hero and I'm a warrant officer.


I'd ask you why you don't play more :p

  • 12.11.2011 5:31 PM PDT

In the name of God
Impure souls of the living dead
Shall be banished to eternal damnation
AMEN


Posted by: DBD CAPO
Uhh dude, haven't you noticed how their logic works? If your better than them you have no life... But you forgot, if they are better than you, then you are a noob. To them, there is nobody better than anybody, just noobs or no lifers, that of course, except for them (because they fool themselves to think they're better just to raise their ego).

I see it just like the words of losers
the hell is this?

  • 12.11.2011 5:32 PM PDT

I want my elephant back.
Give it to me now!
(Please?)

Me.

lol


Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
You have no life.

You-you meanie head!

  • 12.11.2011 5:32 PM PDT
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no u


Posted by: Campaign Hero
Whenever I beat someone and they say "no life!", I laugh and tell them how they're a Hero and I'm a warrant officer.
I lol'd

[Edited on 12.11.2011 5:40 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2011 5:40 PM PDT
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ruckus you have no life

  • 12.11.2011 5:41 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.


Posted by: Seven
ruckus you have no life


sadface :(

  • 12.11.2011 5:53 PM PDT

I'm the Almighty Breadstick

Because making good insults that make sence requires far too much brainpower than they can handle.

  • 12.11.2011 5:53 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

*Keels over dead*

  • 12.11.2011 5:54 PM PDT

I want my elephant back.
Give it to me now!
(Please?)

Me.

lol


Posted by: And Im Here Too
*Keels over dead*

Awww...
He spelt "kneels" wrong. Let him die.
*walks away*

  • 12.11.2011 5:59 PM PDT
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My Level. Get on it.


Posted by: RC Clone
Nope. SouthPole isn't a person. He's the avatar of the force of tryhards everywhere. He stalks the web looking for retards to set straight. He can not be stopped by mere bans or thread locks for he shall rise anew.

I'm good at both real life and Halo.
Sup, bro?

  • 12.11.2011 6:00 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Posted by: Mr Extremer22

Posted by: And Im Here Too
*Keels over dead*

Awww...
He spelt "kneels" wrong. Let him die.
*walks away*


Uh, no, I meant to say "keels". It's a word, bro.

  • 12.11.2011 6:02 PM PDT

I'm the Almighty Breadstick


Posted by: SouthPoIe
I'm good at both real life and Halo.
Sup, bro?
Sup.

  • 12.11.2011 6:04 PM PDT

I want my elephant back.
Give it to me now!
(Please?)

Me.

lol


Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Mr Extremer22

Posted by: And Im Here Too
*Keels over dead*

Awww...
He spelt "kneels" wrong. Let him die.
*walks away*


Uh, no, I meant to say "keels". It's a word, bro.

Keels is a word?
My vocabulary is..uh..strai-straining...

  • 12.11.2011 6:04 PM PDT

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