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Subject: Turkey Takedown

destiny shirt?!?!

  • 12.14.2011 7:00 PM PDT
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Gray socks are best socks. White is second, black third. Every other sock color is simply horrible.

Why must I watch this while hungry?

  • 12.14.2011 7:02 PM PDT

lol what did the Webmaster do? He just walked in, grabbed a tiny peace and was out.

Rooster Teeth's turkey not to his likeing?

  • 12.14.2011 8:44 PM PDT

feartehstickman...
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the only problem i have with mine is that it's unstable,[very shakey],so you'd need a tripod for it.

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Just drink a beer and everything will be ok

The Webmaster... Is not human!

  • 12.14.2011 8:54 PM PDT
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That was epic.

  • 12.14.2011 9:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: r c takedown
Yax is a shining beacon in these dark times. You should all strive to be more like Yax.

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Pretty sure I saw urk get in line nine times.
Yeah, they need to leave some for the Webmaster.

Poor Monkey only got a little bite.
Gorillas aren't monkeys.

  • 12.14.2011 11:11 PM PDT

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- Dawes, A little bit of everything


Posted by: Mikerules868
lol what did the Webmaster do? He just walked in, grabbed a tiny peace and was out.

Rooster Teeth's turkey not to his likeing?

It was cooked, also, there's only a limited amount of time that the Webmaster can go without alcohol.

  • 12.14.2011 11:34 PM PDT

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

720p!?!?! WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE!? 1080p!?!??

Anyway, that was funny.

Jen Taylor 0:26+?

Curious if they knew they were being videotaped... I noticed there were a lot of "pickers."

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  • 12.14.2011 11:46 PM PDT
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This gave me a great idea.

Turkey + box + stick + string = caught webmaster.

  • 12.15.2011 12:10 AM PDT

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Posted by: Dr Weird
This gave me a great idea.

Turkey + box + stick + string = caught webmaster.
Someone at bungie make this happen. : )

  • 12.15.2011 12:16 AM PDT

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Posted by: Dr Weird
This gave me a great idea.

Turkey + box + stick + string = caught webmaster.
This...

...is brilliant!

  • 12.15.2011 12:18 AM PDT
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I think Achronos should be the one to do it since it will benefit him the most. He would no longer have to worry about the webmaster getting into the server room and messing things up.

  • 12.15.2011 12:23 AM PDT
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The webmaster isn't that stupid! Although... he is that drunk.
Posted by: Dr WeirdWhy do you want to do this anyway?

  • 12.15.2011 12:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: Izak609
The webmaster isn't that stupid! Although... he is that drunk.
Why do you want to do this anyway?


He could then be made to finally answer some of his emails, which he has failed to do for a long long time now.

I say for every seven he answers he gets to have a drink, if he doesn't answer them, he gets nothing.

  • 12.15.2011 12:57 AM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything


Posted by: Dr Weird

Posted by: Izak609
The webmaster isn't that stupid! Although... he is that drunk.
Why do you want to do this anyway?


He could then be made to finally answer some of his emails, which he has failed to do for a long long time now.

I say for every seven he answers he gets to have a drink, if he doesn't answer them, he gets nothing.

It has been a while...and these are dark times. I say he gets water until he answers some.

  • 12.15.2011 1:01 AM PDT
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Huh, good idea. How about we give him enough beer to last the week or day for every webmaster standard reply he makes to an email.

If he got a single beer for every reply, we'd be swimming in one word or character replies.
Posted by: Dr Weird
I say for every seven [emails] he answers he gets to have a drink, if he doesn't answer them, he gets nothing.

  • 12.15.2011 1:06 AM PDT
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That is too good for him. He should be treated like this.

  • 12.15.2011 1:06 AM PDT
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I feel sad for him. Then again, I don't know the guy.
Posted by: Dr Weird
That is too good for him. He should be treated like this.

  • 12.15.2011 1:09 AM PDT

READ IT.

I won the Star. With this on Week 18.


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This is what Bungie does instead of finishing their next game.


Bungie gotta eat.

Bull! You feed off our feedback and our love.... you sickos!

  • 12.15.2011 1:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: ExquisiteDragon
A sober Webmaster.

And a wasted Webmaster. Which do you prefer?


I want the sober one. It would be a lot more interesting than a drunk one. One thing I don't get though, how does he get larger from not drinking?

  • 12.15.2011 1:35 AM PDT

Thesaurus.com

The alcohol does not kill his incredible hulk brain cells when he doesn't drink, allowing him to enter rage mode, all the worse for local cities.

Duh.

  • 12.15.2011 1:40 AM PDT
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Something about an equal and opposite reaction, soffish being the webmaster's equal opposite and alcohol being water's opposite. It's a very complicated theory.
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One thing I don't get though, how does he get larger from not drinking?

  • 12.15.2011 1:41 AM PDT
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There is one other thing I noticed that seemed odd to me. That turkey looked rather dark compared to anything I have ever made in the oven, or the deep fryer, was it smoked or something to make it look almost burnt, or did someone forget it was in the oven?

  • 12.15.2011 1:43 AM PDT
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Yeah, it looked like pig or fake to me at first.
Posted by: Dr Weird
Woah... I've just quoted every one of the last few posts you made. This is some kind of record, I assure you.

  • 12.15.2011 1:48 AM PDT