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Subject: We Need an Army... An Abusement Park Army

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

The Abusement Park is building an Army. An Army of the skilled, the not-so-skilled, the badass, the not-so-badass, the tryhards and the normal people. WE. WANT. YOU.

Every soldier in our Army gets a Wingman. Another gun at your side. Someone you can trust to have your back when the bullets start flying. This person will be working with you directly throughout all Clan events. From Clan-Matches to larger scale Clan Wars, this person will always be at your side.

There are no Clan specific colours. You have total freedom in this. You want Tan with Green? Sure. Go for it. There are also no armour and emblem specifications, so do whatever you want with those as well.

Soon, we will be having different "Groups" within the clan. These Groups are still being created, and information cannot be released at this particular point in time.

We have different Titles for your specialties instead of ranks as well. They are:
Marksman (Precision Expert, Mid-Long Range)
CQC Soldier (Close Quarters Combat Soldier)
Support (Vehicles and such, or just when you need heavy fire support)

Soon, we'll be setting up Clan game nights, Clan Matches, and other things of the like. We also have a badass forum for you to peruse to your heart's desire. Along with a Weekly Update called "Teh Weekly Update." On the forums, you can post whatever the hell you want. Anything from "Pants" to something serious. Anything. Total freedom. Within reason, of course. Just don't piss people off.

We look foward to seeing you there, Soldier.

  • 12.14.2011 1:48 PM PDT