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Subject: Master Chief vs Chuck Norris
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Poll: Master Chief vs Chuck Norris  [closed]
Master Chief:  75%
(27 Votes)
Chuck Norris:  25%
(9 Votes)
Total Votes: 36

In battle who would win?

  • 12.14.2011 5:53 PM PDT
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Five exclamations marks are a good signifier of an insane mind. As is trying to hide from Death in an airtight room. Silly wizard.

This thread makes me sad. Not even close to a fair fight.

  • 12.14.2011 5:53 PM PDT
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*sigh*

  • 12.14.2011 5:55 PM PDT
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Deva Path


Posted by: DecepticonCobra

We are all going to get banned aren't we?

The same chuck norris that got killed by bruce lee right?

  • 12.14.2011 6:04 PM PDT
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lolz

  • 12.14.2011 6:08 PM PDT

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Real Chuck Norris, or meme Chuck Norris?

  • 12.14.2011 6:30 PM PDT

bullets vs. fists?

  • 12.14.2011 6:40 PM PDT

Although my gamertag may be Blu Soldier, I am not in the military, I just thought the name sounded cool at the time.

Chuck Norris is just an actor, I don't understand why everyone thinks he is so tough. His characters may be invincible, but not the actor.

  • 12.14.2011 8:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: grey101
The same chuck norris that got killed by bruce lee right?


lol

  • 12.15.2011 6:38 AM PDT

Oh look, another Master Chief fanboy holding his dick, posting a haplessly uneven battle just in an attempt to make him look even more 'badass' than he really is.

How about this. New topic.

Master Chief vs Neo.

  • 12.15.2011 11:38 AM PDT
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whoa dude u need to calm down the post was just for fun. Yeah, I like Halo but it's not my life. U need to get out more and have some social interaction with other people.

  • 12.15.2011 4:11 PM PDT

How did I escape? With difficulty. How did I plan this moment? With pleasure.

Those looking for a group to join, I suggest you join Gamma Company Spartans (check my groups page). We are a friendly and active community always looking for more members.

This Chuck Norris stuff really needs to die. I thought it did a while ago. I guess people just do not know when to let go.

  • 12.15.2011 5:56 PM PDT

Oh look, another chuck norris vs. MC thread! I'd like to think MC, but most others disagree

  • 12.15.2011 6:17 PM PDT


Posted by: Argent Dagg3r
This Chuck Norris stuff really needs to die. I thought it did a while ago. I guess people just do not know when to let go.


Agree

  • 12.15.2011 6:18 PM PDT


Posted by: grey101
The same chuck norris that got killed by bruce lee right?

I know right! Nobody knows that Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris!

  • 12.15.2011 6:39 PM PDT

Reported for originality and and ridiculousness.

  • 12.15.2011 6:52 PM PDT
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-blam!- you, OP. Go kill yourself.

  • 12.15.2011 10:47 PM PDT

master chief is chuck norris -_-'

  • 12.16.2011 3:13 AM PDT

Posted by: jvc8996

Posted by: grey101
The same chuck norris that got killed by bruce lee right?

I know right! Nobody knows that Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris!


Bruce Lee could beat both Chuck Norris AND Master Chief at the same time with his hands tied behind his back and blindfolded while standing on one foot.

  • 12.16.2011 7:03 AM PDT

Why are you here?

The same chuck norris that got killed by bruce lee right?

  • 12.16.2011 7:24 AM PDT
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Posted by: ThePredkiller2
Posted by: jvc8996

Posted by: grey101
The same chuck norris that got killed by bruce lee right?

I know right! Nobody knows that Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris!


Bruce Lee could beat both Chuck Norris AND Master Chief at the same time with his hands tied behind his back and blindfolded while standing on one foot.


what you are saying is this

  • 12.16.2011 8:26 AM PDT