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Subject: Join CMWKA today!

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

The year, was 2010. The day, was Bungie Day Eve...

July 6th, 2010, myself along with a few other comrades thought it wise to create our own diabolical corner on the Internet. We argued and pondered over what it was our mission would be. We decided, we had none. We questioned what name would be best suited to our cause, so we settled on a most absurd acronym that was ridiculously difficult for people to remember. Upon its creation, it was quite clear that in order for our already large and unstoppable force of a group to thrive, that we needed more than two Members.

And so began our search.

We scoured the through the surface of this land, and even to its deepest, darkest bone-chilling depths to seek out individuals that we hoped would be capable of both greatness and intellect as well as insanity and madness. Why you ask? Well we here at "CMWKA" feel that these qualities are what goes towards making a potentially qualified future "CMWKA" Member.

To our benefit, it was not long before the first potential founding Members came our way and after they were subject to intense interrogations in a dark and damp, rat-infested cold and dingy torture chamber... They were approved for Membership and as such "CMWKA" officially came into being. (Editors Note: Interrogations have been withdrawn from acceptance process due to time constraints.)

Yet now, our group has come to a new milestone in its life in which we are willing to delve outside our usual network of people in order to invite a plethora of individuals publicly to come join our ranks.

All may apply, yet not all will be chosen. There are a number of attributes and skills that can guarantee your entrance which are not publicly listed and will not be shared... But since we all know how many incredibly marvelous Members there are within this giant expansive network of a site, I can personally assure you that many of you are more than qualified for admittance and so we welcome your application.

So in order to be approved or delightfully rejected simply visit,

The CMWKA Homepage.





[Edited on 12.15.2011 2:29 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2011 2:01 PM PDT
Subject: Join CMWKA today!

I wish I knew what this ridiculous acronym stood for. I am actually interested in learning more...

  • 12.15.2011 2:11 PM PDT

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According to their motto, they're a big secret, shhh...
Posted by: MeAndMyHat
I wish I knew what this ridiculous acronym stood for. I am actually interested in learning more...

  • 12.15.2011 2:19 PM PDT


Posted by: kashinfist
According to their motto, they're a big secret, shhh...
Posted by: MeAndMyHat
I wish I knew what this ridiculous acronym stood for. I am actually interested in learning more...


T'is to bad, I was rather enticed by their ad.

  • 12.15.2011 2:21 PM PDT

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*hints OP*
Posted by: MeAndMyHat
T'is to bad, I was rather enticed by their ad.

  • 12.15.2011 2:27 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

I can assure you lads, many of my words drip with sarcasm. And as such, I would hope one would appreciate the obvious statement of "We're a big secret. Shh..." As, "We're not even remotely close to a big secret, or big deal for that matter."

  • 12.15.2011 2:28 PM PDT

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Are we to assume the acronym has no meaning then?

  • 12.15.2011 2:34 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...


Posted by: kashinfist
Are we to assume the acronym has no meaning then?


It does have meaning. But only Members know.

  • 12.15.2011 3:50 PM PDT

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Right, so the "secret" part wasn't all that sarcastic.
Posted by: Helveck
Posted by: kashinfist
Are we to assume the acronym has no meaning then?

It does have meaning. But only Members know.

  • 12.15.2011 3:52 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...


Posted by: kashinfist
Right, so the "secret" part wasn't all that sarcastic.
Posted by: Helveck
Posted by: kashinfist
Are we to assume the acronym has no meaning then?

It does have meaning. But only Members know.


There is a secret behind the name. Yes. But it's secrecy is only dramatized for comedic affect. And while the acronym may be secret, the group in general (as stated in the motto), is not.

  • 12.15.2011 3:55 PM PDT

So then if I join the group, I will be enlightened?

  • 12.15.2011 4:04 PM PDT

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I can enlighten about the color of my undergarments, if you'd like.
Posted by: MeAndMyHat
So then if I join the group, I will be enlightened?

  • 12.15.2011 4:05 PM PDT
Subject: Join CMWKA today!


Posted by: kashinfist
I can enlighten about the color of my undergarments, if you'd like.
Posted by: MeAndMyHat
So then if I join the group, I will be enlightened?


Have they recently changed in color, and interior consistency?

I am trying to discover who ruined mine.

[Edited on 12.15.2011 4:09 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2011 4:08 PM PDT

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Indeed they have, it seems someone has broken into our abodes and soiled our undergarments in our sleep.
Posted by: MeAndMyHat
Posted by: kashinfist
I can enlighten about the color of my undergarments, if you'd like.
Posted by: MeAndMyHat
So then if I join the group, I will be enlightened?

Have they recently changed it color, and interior consistency?
I am trying to discover who ruined mine.

  • 12.15.2011 4:09 PM PDT

Damn these foul cretins! I demand satisfaction, and shall soil their sheets in triumph.

  • 12.15.2011 4:11 PM PDT

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All the cool kids soil their sheets.
Posted by: MeAndMyHat
Damn these foul cretins! I demand satisfaction, and shall soil their sheets in triumph.

  • 12.15.2011 4:16 PM PDT


Posted by: kashinfist
All the cool kids soil their sheets.
Posted by: MeAndMyHat
Damn these foul cretins! I demand satisfaction, and shall soil their sheets in triumph.


Then I shall not give them the pleasure. I shall soil there sheets, and then wash them. But I refuse to use fabric softener.

[Edited on 12.15.2011 5:51 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2011 5:43 PM PDT

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Well said.
Posted by: MeAndMyHat
Ishall

  • 12.15.2011 5:44 PM PDT


Posted by: kashinfist
Well said.
Posted by: MeAndMyHat
Ishall

Damn laptop, going back to the desk.

  • 12.15.2011 5:48 PM PDT

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Hehe. I must take my leave, good night.
Posted by: MeAndMyHat

Posted by: kashinfist
Well said.
Posted by: MeAndMyHat
Ishall

Damn laptop, going back to the desk.

  • 12.15.2011 5:52 PM PDT