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Poll: Is the author of this letter (me): [closed]
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Total Votes: 4
"Stop -Blam!-ing, u obviously are a middle schooler from wut i read. U dont deserve to get Halo 2 and play it."
Unfortunately, it is not for you to decide whether I deserve to play Halo 2, as I am buying the game with MY money. Nor do you have the right to tell me to stop saying what I want to say, as this is a free country (Canada), and I can say what ever I want as long as I am not damaging the rights of others.
Being Canadian, I am unfamiliar with the term "Middle Schooler". If by "Middle School” you mean "between grade 7 and 12", then you are correct (though this is by no means an indication of your intelligence). I am a grade 11 high school student, I am 16, and I have a drivers licence. As far as “wut” you “heard” though, it is pretty apparent that you lack the basic ability to utilize your limited vocabulary in an effective way. You see, this is an online, text based forum, so technically (at least to a person of normal intelligence), you are not able to hear anything.
Having established the fact that I am MUCH more mature, smart, good looking, and intelligent than you, I would like to take this opportunity to wish you:
* An extremely short life
* A very miserable short life
* Bad luck
* An early death
I would also like to express my views about other aspects of you:
Note: I have chosen the following words because I believe a person of your low intelligence level SHOULD be able to understand them. If you do not understand any of the following words, please feel free to consult a dictionary. I would also recommend that you consider going back to kindergarten or take an emergency English recovery 101 course at a retard education centre near you.
Anyway, I would describe you with the following words:
* Stupid
* Ugly
* Moronic
* Dumb
* Unintelligent
* Retarded
On a final note - you must be an antidisestablishmentarianist, because you sound pretty opiated to me. Here’s a suggestion - pray more, and maybe God will give you a new brain to replace your current, faulty one.
Regards,
Your most ardent and sincere correspondent,
Yan Yin
P.S. Please feel free to contact me for any additional comments of the above nature, as I am quite happy to provide them free of charge to a person as financially unsuccessful (and yes, that’s an extreme understatement – a more fitting description would be “disastrous failure”) as you.
P.P.S. If I were placed in the shoes of an excuse of a human being like you, I would commit suicide. If you would like to obtain any assistance in committing suicide, I will gladly provide you with all the necessities of a suicidal man. Why am I so generous? Because I know your death will bring about a new age of harmony in this world - an age in which the morons of this world are not present.
P.P.P.S. You may be wondering why I am putting so much time into the composition of this piece of lengthy literature. My answer is simple – I take great pleasure in insulting people of lower intelligence than me, and I enjoy imagining the look on your face as you are reading through this letter.
P.P.P.P.S. You may also be wondering the real meaning of the acronym “P.S.”. I usually do not answer stupid questions, but you will be happy to know that I have made an exception in your case, because I have never seen a human being of your low intelligence. In fact, I have just found out that there is actually a species of East African snail with a significantly higher IQ than you. Anyway, without further explanations, here is the answer to your question. “P.S.” stands for “Post Scriptum”, Latin for “Post Script”.
P.P.P.P.P.S. All good times must end, and this is where I will leave you. When you are alone, please ponder upon your stupidity and ignorance, and hopefully you will come to the same conclusion as I did in my second post script. Bon chance, and happy Rosh Hashanah.
[Edited on 9/16/2004 8:43:50 PM]